Short Chastushka Poems
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Fat Janet went to school
with the intention of bullying...
thinking it was so cool,
but who did all the hard laughing?
I think of her asleep at home;
Full of her warmth, I envy our bed.
Wherever all my musings roam
She follows in my head.
After happy hour hilarity
Impaired masses of humanity
Reveling in their badness
Join rush hour madness
His goal to totally control
Harder he tried more life capsized
Now wonders what happened to soul
Eternity reveals untold
He was an All Star Athlete,
A potential Hall of Famer.
He could have made a fortune, if,
His hair was not like Kramer's.
She said she would never
But then she did right in front of you
She thought she was clever
But she made you kind of blue
Darling eyes I can't resist
Soft hands I caress and miss
Your heart that sings I sire
Pillows you throw slings like lyre
Putin is richer than rich.
Does he have to show his taxes?
Is this just a USA glitch?
Like our new sport of throwing axes?
Meinchef hides his nesting dolls
Afraid his wife would be mad
In the Kremlin’s palace walls
Prettiest dolls he’s ever had.
Christmas comes but once a year
friends&family all draw near
Silly games& charades are played
pity me as nerves get frayed
Caleb, Caleb cutie cream pie
Couldn't keep one candy handy
Sweet tooth times a thirty pearlies
Became loose-y goosey gummy
A ROOM OF HER OWN
Byron died at thirty six
Prolific poet’s work was done
Lucky I am still alive
I had no time ‘til fifty one.
My rabbit won’t come when called;
Misbehaving in every way;
But it’s the only way, being bald,
I’ll ever have a bad hare day.
Tired, nervous—went for viva,
He thought I was calm and wiser.
The observer smirked, then eyed,
"So, You Study?"—I just sighed.
Brother you are only half of me
but I brought you in as full
I hope we could live happily
even though I got stuck with the spill
The dishes pile in the sink
proof of my good meal
I chopped and stirred and now I think
you wash, yes, that's my deal
Maggie
This one called that one a crook;
That one called this one a dud.
Neither could be clearly seen,
Once they were done slinging mud.
Upset at the attention?
All day you primped and preened.
Why the self righteous contention…?
That much cleavage .. begs to be seen.
Blue, spiny, varicose veins
years of hard work to appraise
clotted arteries heart's door strains
life's temporal lease instantly frays
Blessed by Russia's orthodox church
a new radar system's rehearsed
they won't be left long in the lurch
unless Mother Russia is cursed?
Geese and Turkeys had good reason
To deplore the festive season
Since the farmer didn’t bluff
When he promised them good stuff
This guy has so much TV fame
Pouty and sad who throws a baby fit,
I don’t believe I have to name….
Babyish twitter who makes me grit.
So you don't like my poetry?
You think it's for the birds?
Well that's ok 'cause I don't like birds
on my car they leave their turds.
Depression rears its ugly head;
New grief for those in need.
Throw money at it 'til it's dead,
Yet place no check on corporate greed.
Papa, you should blame me not
For you were kissing that girl,
Your in and out’s got you caught hot
That’s why Mama rocked your world