Cereal Poems - Poems about Cereal

lifeguard on duty has cheerios for breakfast tossed like lifesavers posted on March 24, 2025...

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Cereal Bowls When cereal bowls in the kitchen cupboards get deeply sexually aroused they go up in flames. ...

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My mouth coated with Coco bombs Washed with vanilla cream Taste buds scream, as if they are exploding Flavor that melts on my tongue And I haven't even added the sepia syrup It turns my favorite cereal into delectable bonbon like bombs No spoon is big enough for the mouthfuls I bite into Thick servings TikTok dancing on my...

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Cheerios lacks sugar Alphabet cereal needs marshmallows A wise one invents Lucky Charms I eat all the colorful marshmallows out of it too Wheaties and Raisin Bran are awful. Daddy eats them I have no idea how Is there a sugar swamp in the bottom of his bowl? In the winter we have Cream of Wheat Malt-o-Meal Coco Puffs Nothing is special about Special K...

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Kellogg, he was groomed as a killer. The milk on the spoon - would not spill ‘er. With cheerios breath, a masticate-death, he zeroed his victims - a thriller. 8/22/2022...

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Maybe a serial killer, the crows cawed to each other. This was agreed upon by the vole and the vole’s mother. I think he’s just a great horned owl, a good guy, I said. However, I did not know all the murderous books that he read. He studied forensics, and he took apart his own pellets. The books he read...

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Sworn to secrecy, she told me it had been a long time.. as we sat swinging in a hammock in the late day sun. 'What., are you sayin' you never did it?' I thought what my mom would do if she caught me, and replied 'brought up different I guess'. She leaned back into the netting, perhaps chewing on what...

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She’s a cereal killer She chomps the Wheaties into bits She’s a cereal killer But please let’s not have any fits. She masticates harder than most She’s a killer of breads Does serious damage to cinnamon toast She’s the one of whom nightmares dread. She’s a cereal killer All the way up and down the kitchen Now that you’ve been warned, Please stop your annoying b…………………....

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A sheila at a billabong Was smitten by a boomer dong "She had a son Who could not run" Recalled Cassidy Hopalong...

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Love bananas with my puffies Makes me squirm in my undies Wanna climb trees But it makes me wheeze Guess I'll just get back to my guppies...

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i throw caution to the wind while winding yellow tape around our crime scene...

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Donald Trump uses language so rough He portrays himself as being tough But people just say He oft acts that way Because he's kokoo for cocoa puffs 8-27-19...

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A pot of stew. Made with meat. Meat and more meat. I am hungry. What is for dinner, mother?...

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~the golden sunrise an empty sunrise pouring at the old cornflakes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ impish break of day a raw, content milk floating on the cloudy skies ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ lack luster breakfast a content children hungry out of cereal`~ 3/31/19 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©...

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Which Cereal While Watching A Serial What we will wonder is which cereal, When watching shows that are a serial Trump had seen While being mean Ending up with disease that is venereal. Jim Horn...

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