Wife Candy Poems

How shall we get there? Mr. Snowman asked his wife.
She knew everything; she had not led a sheltered life.
We shall find a candy cane, it...

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In this commercial world we live in,                  ...

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February fourteenth is Valentine's day,                    ...

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I dreamt of a Lassie;
she had a firm Chassis.
Her name was Randy
woke up with a Standee
Don't tell my wife Tandy
She'll know I drank Shandy
and just...

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Little one I know you can't wait for Easter,                       you want candy eggs and...

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Sweet so sweet just like candy corn.                  ...

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The morning Kiss,                                              ...

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When I was young and handy,                                       ...

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Can blood and muscle beat,                                    inside of...

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Valentine's Day 2021

Yours truly not necessarily
romantic fellow at heart
more accurately methinks myself
lame and inadequate sorry excuse
for reasonably rhyming spouse,
but courtesy after sipping

(née - chugging away
like...

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Finding solace in a fairy tale 
Gretel wanted to go into the real world not to fail 
When her home life gets the axe 
She...

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Mister Johns was pretty fat for his height
He snarfed every piece of choc'late in sight
   His wife the candy was hid
  ...

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Houston, we have a lollipop 
Peppermint Patty is outside the airlock
The lemon drops are handy and dandy
Secure as Loony tunes on the moon
Tasty as caramel...

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Candy-coated 


The darkest day 
The most bitter night
Warm, salty tears crawl down
The back of sweet bamboo
Candy-coated , granular gold
For which I break my back
And rain...

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As bill’s begin, to create a mountain
My son also creates a fort out of them as well
My wife is worried in tears as she goes...

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