Candy Cane Uber Ride

How shall we get there? Mr. Snowman asked his wife. She knew everything; she had not led a sheltered life. We shall find a candy cane, it will take us to him she said. They finally found one that was willing, all white and red. Hop aboard! Invited the willing candy cane taxi cab. She held still for them on a pinecone cement slab. Santa’s Village please, Mrs. Snowman told their Uber ride. She whisked them up and away in a swoop and a glide. They passed igloos and the Eskimos came out and waved. They passed a polar bear who had been deliciously caved. They arrived at Santa Village in record time. It’s Christmas said their Uber. She would not take a dime.