Valentines Day 2021

Valentine's Day 2021 Yours truly not necessarily romantic fellow at heart more accurately methinks myself lame and inadequate sorry excuse for reasonably rhyming spouse, but courtesy after sipping (née - chugging away like snorting caboose) Welch's sparkling white grape juice maybe accompanied with entree couscous generic and garden variety run of the mill by the floss husband ordinarily fancy free and footloose feigned being inebriated noisily squawking - imitating deafening honking lunging goose creating ruckus whereby resultant outcome whereby wife playfully threatened me to hang me (all choking aside) with noose, (I needed to gibbet a chance) as ye can accurately dead deuce nearly turning unnatural shade of chartreuse, thus I immediately called truce after hiring team of animated experts Rocky the squirrel and Bullwinkle the moose. Once upon a time I bouncing up and down analogous to yoyo rode proud on his high horse whoa considered himself, albeit kiddingly as pure as the driven though fell prey to basic proto human barking animal propensity desire under the Elm you know all to well that biological urge goading species to reproduce when consummated minus utilization of prophylactics to aid and abet begetting embryo unborn or unhatched offspring in process of development, particularly human offspring during period from approximately second to eighth week after fertilization (subsequently termed a fetus). Back in the day gathering rosebuds while I may thy pure motive to lay me down with barenaked lady futile (yet Prince Valiant) attempt to placate seething hormonal secretion surging testosterone seemingly went away (I strongly suspect absent libinal longing courtesy side effect half dozen medications) bodes ill with spouse marriage doth severely fray.