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No Toilets In The Sky - 2025 - slightly gross

...Santa’s doing Tinkles as he travels on his way
Sprinkling golden showers ’cross the moonlit sky today
He has no private place to pee which fills him with dismay
For there’s no public toilets... in...

the worst of cures

...The worst of cures

He had bought a flat in a new apartment bloc still not ready for the buyers, but since it was Sunday, he drove to the building to have a look risky surgery and worried he might ...

our bibbling cousin

...He bibbled and burped and barfed at meals
Might as well have been eating toasted eels
The rest of us said what a weirdo he was
Our loud eating cousin, Charles McDuzz...

Birthing a Sonnet

...Writing my first Sonnet was like a pregnancy.
I knew I wanted to give birth to one 
and took on the parental responsibility
knowing it wouldn't... or shouldn't take nine months.
There'd been no m...

Mother Grimm

...Mother loves her darling, infant girl. 
Mother must protect her from such a callous world. 
In a world full of heart break and pain we must count the cost. 
Plus each day is just another day lost....

Rats On Gas

...My garden backs onto a farm
Which shouldn’t cause any alarm
With so much fresh air
I’m glad I live there 
And only one thing spoils its charm

I feed the birds and feral cats
At night ...

Wounded Sigh

...Your words burped toxins. 
Like water, I quenched my thirst. 
A portion too hexed to gulp,
I choked in travesty of devotion.

My favourite promises are broken ones.
My solace, found in empty wo...

BURPSEY

...

  Burpsey that's my name,
  Burping is my favorite game!
  Burps are my art,
  Better than a fart!
  Burps are my fancy.
  Forever with a grin,
  They find away,
  My teeth can't hold them...

Will He Feel the Love of a Good Mother

...Wadandra nestled the baby against her breast.
He was content, his tiny lips dripping milk.
She loved this child as much as her own.
There is a bond when you nurse a babe.

The child’s mother is ...

Baaad Sleigh Day

...Expected Rudolph since he holds some sway
for pulling Santa's exceptional sleigh
           However, Rudy's sore throat
           Necessitated Bill Goat
who dined on gifts, burped Happy Holiday!...

Presidential Salute

...The president's guard took long
To drop his hand and I tasted his salute
And I tasted it in part
Do I care if they fire him?
But I nodded back

The president had turned to the secretary
Behind...

My Two Nannies

...I once had a nanny named Sue
Always loved drinking Mountain Dew
Loudly she slurped,
And then she burped
After she had sipped on the brew.

I once had a nanny named Rosalee
She loved to...

No Toilets In the Sky - 2021 Version

...[To the tune of Ghost Riders In The Sky (loosely)]
                                *

Heaven’s almost everywhere but mainly upon high
Santa Claus delivers there cos he’s that kind of guy
The lac...

Conference To Elicit Joy

...A conference for four hundred and twenty-five 
I was the only one extremely open and alive
Met a guy with a badge who claimed name of Fred
After trying to converse, realized he was dull as dead.
...

Word Play Lines

...Word Play Lines

My main line muse stepped over a line –
My confuser got confused off line
Rhymes on strike, my pen went dry in a stiff hard line
Thesaurus got clean away flying through the pipe...

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