Word Play Lines

Word Play Lines

My main line muse stepped over a line –
My confuser got confused off line
Rhymes on strike, my pen went dry in a stiff hard line
Thesaurus got clean away flying through the pipeline.

I searched for foot lines on the moon in bluest of blue lines
Then looked around for yards and yards of a water line
At the park dropped a line running through a tag line
Then my hash line ran away again between the lines.

Drank some punch line, giggles burped – crossing the line
Found a lucky cooper penny on the green A line -
Crossed a plot line, story screamed like angry beelines
Out of line couldn’t find all the frayed drag line!

Dinner time, thick beef steaks on the firing line
Front and center, calories feeding me a story line
Smorgasbord of sights and smells lay it on the line
Honeyed, gooey just desserts lead me to some sweet lines.

Went to a bar almost bought all the current date-lines
Hollow words of neck lines – what a bunch of air-lines
Took the bus – had to duck – bruises on my headline
Tripped then fell - almost drown in the bottom line.
 
Gained some weight – oh, oh, no – now too snug my belt line
A little late –running tardy way behind the time line 
Invitation RSVP to conga in the party line
Rows and rows of polka-dots, line up on the dotted line.

Muse returned from her day – fainted on the deadline 
Had to duck, words run amuck in the mixed up chorus lines
Told me this was asinine feeding her a landline
Not too late!  Get it straight!  Balance on the fine line.

7-9-21
Contest: Word Play Poems with Play-On-Words
Sponsor: John Anderson
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Allison Avatar
July 29, 2021 at 4:45 PM
What a fun poem Sam, fabulous word play. Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
Kauffman Avatar
July 30, 2021 at 9:57 AM
Thank you so much Jan! The word play of double entendres, puns and double meanings was so much fun getting lined up! Makes me happy to know that so many have shared in the fun! ATB! hugs!
Alex Avatar
July 29, 2021 at 4:31 AM
Wonderful Word Play. Congratulations on your deserved win!
Kauffman Avatar
July 30, 2021 at 10:18 AM
Hi Chris! Thank you many times (and lines) over. So much fun to see soupers join in the fun! Blessings!
Flood Avatar
July 29, 2021 at 1:18 AM
Wow, you sure lined up those lines to get you over the line, Sam. Congrats on your win. Terry
Kauffman Avatar
July 30, 2021 at 9:48 AM
Many thanks Terry! This was so much fun to create walking a straight line for the contest! I got rolling with this theme and the lines just kept on coming! Thank you for your congratulations! The beat line goes on!
Watt Avatar
July 28, 2021 at 11:53 PM
Sam, this was a line-drive triple down the first base line! Wonderful lines about lines and the many ways we line them up in everyday speech. Hope you had as much fun writing this as I did reading it. I especially enjoyed "Drank some punch line, giggles burped". Congrats on your win, my friend. Blessings ~ John
Kauffman Avatar
July 30, 2021 at 9:53 AM
Hi John! So happy to see your visit in the "line-up!" This was so much fun to create - like a line drive home run! The "punch" line always makes me smile. So glad we could share in the goofiness of these lines. Sending blessings to you dear friend! Have fun at the shoreline this summer.
Agustin Avatar
July 28, 2021 at 11:06 PM
Wow! Congrats! Thanks for sharing these cleverly expressed lines. God bless you.
Kauffman Avatar
July 30, 2021 at 10:16 AM
Thanks so much Beata for sharing your lines of congratulations! Got in line with my goofy side when lining up these lines! Take care! Blessings!
Dietrich Avatar
July 28, 2021 at 4:18 PM
wow, lots of play on "LINES" What a most original idea. Loved your creative poem. congrats, Sam.
Kauffman Avatar
July 28, 2021 at 4:30 PM
Thank you so much Andrea! This was such a fun challenge. So glad you enjoyed my silly lines! All the best. :D
Kelii Kekaula Avatar
July 28, 2021 at 3:49 PM
Great closing lines (Ha!), Sam, methinks it seemingly be liken to a monorhyme, nonetheless, successful effort to a great placement my friend. I didn't enter as your content bears me out, Aloha!
Kauffman Avatar
July 28, 2021 at 4:20 PM
William, mahalo! I am honored! Thank you so much for your wonderful message lines from a master of poetic lines! This was as fun as riding on a zip line. I got started and now I don't seem to be able to stop on the line! Take care! Aloha!
Goldsmith Avatar
July 28, 2021 at 3:08 PM
Congratulations on your win. What a creative/fun-story/write. Thanks for the laugh. Have a blessed day with your win...............
Kauffman Avatar
July 28, 2021 at 3:29 PM
Thank you for your congrats for this story line in laugh lines! This was fun - walking on the humor line! All the best! Here's to new lines in the future for both of us! Blessings my friend in the dance party line!
Anderson Avatar
July 28, 2021 at 2:54 PM
Hey! Congratulations for your winning place in the Word Play Poems, Play-on-Words, Contest. Well Done. I loved your poem and really enjoyed reading it.I hope you enjoyed the writing challenge. Great fun indeed! Cheers and Best Wishes!
Kauffman Avatar
July 28, 2021 at 3:10 PM
This was fun John - not feeding you a line! Thank you for the opportunity to have some poetic fun behind the line and for your most generous placement above the line! Alll the best!
Dutta Avatar
July 11, 2021 at 9:24 AM
SIMPLY EXCELLENT Sure to win TOP
Kauffman Avatar
July 28, 2021 at 3:12 PM
Anisha, thank you. I think all of us had fun with this line-up! All the best. Blessings!
Balasubramanian Avatar
July 10, 2021 at 8:26 PM
Too good. So many lines in monorhyme... Superb. All the best for contest
Kauffman Avatar
July 28, 2021 at 3:22 PM
Rama, thank you for your lovely lines of encouragement and best wishes for the contest! Turned my frown line upside down! Lines and lines of blessings to you!
Ray Choudhury Avatar
July 10, 2021 at 8:02 AM
I am mesmerized< Sam. Paul is right - this is beyond expectations. Will read many times to enjoy every word! Love ~ Mala
Kauffman Avatar
July 28, 2021 at 3:27 PM
Ahh, thank you Mala! Once I got started the lines just kept on coming with a fine line between writing on or stopping at a finish line! I have enjoyed the punch lines and giggles when reading these lines again. So glad we can share these silly lines together! Blessings dear friend!
Callus Avatar
July 10, 2021 at 6:28 AM
I think you have exceeded expectations with your word play lines, Sam! Very enjoyable...entertaining for sure:) ~ Regards // paul
Kauffman Avatar
July 28, 2021 at 3:19 PM
Talk about being behind the deadline! Can you see my frown line :( Your message was so delightful! Thank you ! I am so happy that youi enjoyed these silly lines. I had such fun with this contest - got right in line with the fun! Hope you are having a great summer. Blessings and all the best! And that's the bottom line! :D
Ligon Avatar
July 9, 2021 at 5:48 PM
This was fun to read, Sam. You sure came up with a lot of "lines!"
Kauffman Avatar
July 28, 2021 at 3:15 PM
Thank you Julia! I am way past the deadline in answering your delightful note - smile line here :( But, I am so glad you had fun with this one. I do too! Off to the finish line! Blessings.
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