Bung Poems - Poems about Bung

WTC Remember Temba

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Lovingly lauded.. they marauded.. rightly applauded

Saffa gaffers did thrill 

Willow wielding wizards of Oz

Yielding…lampooned..marooned..jaffas 

Festooned spill just like Seville .

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Can It, Aussie Style - Antipodean, Not European

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It's enough to make one chunder
there used to be a time Down Under
when fair dinkum the label on the tucker tin
only stated the true blue maker's name
and the Vegemite we'd eat for brek...

What happened to my sex drive?

...What happened to my sex drive?

(sung – in a round pussy willow warble - to the tune of -- 
Oh Where Oh Where has my little dog gone).

Once pronounced libido of mine 
took kamikaze nose dive,
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The Sage World

...This is ANDERSON WALKINGSHOES... 
The Sage world:
Chorus:
OH.. Hooo...
That sage has been sitting there for many days.
He could see every event,
But his silence is causing harm.
At every minut...

Cooked

...Cooked

If Mr Ramsey tasted my food
His head would crease, and say something rude
But I do my best with what I’ve got
And I bung it all-in a great big pot

No one listens to my excuses
And my...

The Old Crone In the Woods, Part Iii

...III.
Lost in a daze, but her fingers still shaking,
Liesel turned the great brass knob on the door.
She felt herself tense, was ready to shriek,
Expecting to see some Satanic horror.

Instead s...

Dna

...Weekdays I toiled in honest sweat; weekends were for the blokes
down at the pub or at the footy, hearing tales and telling jokes.
Forget about the wife at home; her nagging only causes trouble.
Bu...

Banana Republic Appeal

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Sunshine smile,
it Arctic enamel glows
Crescent grin tropical — 
Antarctica guile

A bright yellow corona skin
is so cold-fusion tan Chernobyl
As Dictator icy wind snow blow,
Democra...

Titanic Lies

...They'll ricochet till they knock about and slay
dip hands in a lie and leave blood on the face.

It's a pith in the eye of solitude and peace
burning skid marks on a soft golden fleece
a million...

Lowly Boy

...The lowly boy with tarnished shoes,
walks the streets alone.
A hunger, that aches, ensues, 
whilst drenched, frozen to the bone.

A sad statistic, the truth unfolds
a boy destined to perish, 
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Ice Warning

...You do not need to speak our tongue
To remove an oak barrel bung
But to keep life sweet
Do NOT read a tweet
Our President speaks only dung....

By the Water's Edge

...Beside a babbling brook I browse
By a bridge braving bleak winters breeze
Beaver is busily burrowing beneath 
Before bitter blizzards batter beaver’s bunker
Beaver beavering as he barricades the ...

No-One Is Perfect

...The once was a man with a long bad tongue 
He wrote poor lyrics and never got sung, 
His lengthy words were a farce
They came out of his ****,
Smelling like stagnate garbage of bung.
 
She is a...

Smells Like Government

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Rancid lemon rope squeeze
around a rotten tomato neck tie,
crooked odor bow hanging out of place 
Acid reflux raisin tax bleed;
dripping spoiled, milquetoast lies
out a sour-twisted, ...

Eat the Excrement

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Government policies that toilet stink
Presidentially approved 
by a potty-mouth politrician rat-fink

Give the progressive town halls
more executive bathroom stalls
Read the foul lan...

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