Bung Poems - Poems about Bung

... It's enough to make one chunder there used to be a time Down Under when fair dinkum the label on the tucker tin only stated the true blue maker's name and the Vegemite we'd eat for brek......

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...What happened to my sex drive? (sung – in a round pussy willow warble - to the tune of -- Oh Where Oh Where has my little dog gone). Once pronounced libido of mine took kamikaze nose dive, ......

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...This is ANDERSON WALKINGSHOES... The Sage world: Chorus: OH.. Hooo... That sage has been sitting there for many days. He could see every event, But his silence is causing harm. At every minut......

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...Cooked If Mr Ramsey tasted my food His head would crease, and say something rude But I do my best with what I’ve got And I bung it all-in a great big pot No one listens to my excuses And my......

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...III. Lost in a daze, but her fingers still shaking, Liesel turned the great brass knob on the door. She felt herself tense, was ready to shriek, Expecting to see some Satanic horror. Instead s......

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...Weekdays I toiled in honest sweat; weekends were for the blokes down at the pub or at the footy, hearing tales and telling jokes. Forget about the wife at home; her nagging only causes trouble. Bu......

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... Sunshine smile, it Arctic enamel glows Crescent grin tropical — Antarctica guile A bright yellow corona skin is so cold-fusion tan Chernobyl As Dictator icy wind snow blow, Democra......

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...They'll ricochet till they knock about and slay dip hands in a lie and leave blood on the face. It's a pith in the eye of solitude and peace burning skid marks on a soft golden fleece a million......

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...The lowly boy with tarnished shoes, walks the streets alone. A hunger, that aches, ensues, whilst drenched, frozen to the bone. A sad statistic, the truth unfolds a boy destined to perish, ......

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...You do not need to speak our tongue To remove an oak barrel bung But to keep life sweet Do NOT read a tweet Our President speaks only dung.......

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...Beside a babbling brook I browse By a bridge braving bleak winters breeze Beaver is busily burrowing beneath Before bitter blizzards batter beaver’s bunker Beaver beavering as he barricades the ......

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...The once was a man with a long bad tongue He wrote poor lyrics and never got sung, His lengthy words were a farce They came out of his ****, Smelling like stagnate garbage of bung. She is a......

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... Rancid lemon rope squeeze around a rotten tomato neck tie, crooked odor bow hanging out of place Acid reflux raisin tax bleed; dripping spoiled, milquetoast lies out a sour-twisted, ......

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... Government policies that toilet stink Presidentially approved by a potty-mouth politrician rat-fink Give the progressive town halls more executive bathroom stalls Read the foul lan......

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...literary food for thought. Self Mutilation: (ah bet thar iz an app for that!) within unlit partial "FAKE abattoir" sans wardrobe alcove where dust bunnies didst allures completing a......

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