Funny Brother Poems

Peace equal harmony
they are a dichotomy

Scene not by my brother
but it's seen by his other

To me such a humdrum
him being a conundrum

Go I to the...

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     Stretched out,
     On a daycare cot.
     Told to take a nap,
 ...

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I have visited 
my grandmom
who lives in
saint louis

and maybe
you had that plan too,
in this coming 
summer

and thanks to God 
I made it this spring 
and...

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The night was deep I could not sleep
The body was hot and so were my clothes
 With my mind in a whirl, I stretched out...

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athletic type at the front
wings of a splash, quite a slap
it’s a bother to breathe, but
he might catch a fish...

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Mommy and Daddy drove out to get their new baby n a winter storm
They were on the road for an hour because there was ice...

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*Image of Presentation on Three Stooges by Coshocton Tribune.

Curly and Shemp

*Jerome Lester Horwitz,
often dimmer than your wits,
famously known as Curly Howard, one of the three...

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Thus Spoke Brother Moji 
(not Zarathustra)

With all due respect,
irrespective of 
with regards to
I have no respect
for irregardless. 

July 5, 2021
Boulder, Colorado...

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My brother Jack is a funny young lad 
Always plays the joker and is never sad
Gets into scrapes and he's only aged eight 
As a...

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Beastly Betty badly breaks her brother’s
Buttocks with a bat upon his butt.
Broken, beaten brother barely bothers
Bellowing at bawdy Betty. But

Because bad blood between both babe...

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What the obituary doesn’t say & I want to remember is how you were a family leader making our breakfasts, driving us to school, and...

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I had a girlfriend named Shirley
Who was funny in every way
Her sense of humor delightful
Each and every otherwise solemn day

We gravitated toward each other
In a...

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( For Caren Krutsinger)




The long arm of the law reaches far and wide
If you've done wrong you've no place to hide
Didn't bother my brother, he...

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Gretel and Hansel were given 
A seven 
But they did not know why 
Since they did not lie 

They decided to be Titans 
At the...

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If I were your brother and you took ALL my candies treats;
You would have eaten, half no ALL of my candy that wouldn’t be sweet;
You...

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