Breaking Wind Poems - Poems about Breaking Wind

Wind Breakers

...Answer me this friend 

Are you talking out your end

Or just breaking wind...

Silent but Deadly

...Silent but Deadly (Written 2014)

In the heart of the nursing home where old folks stay,
Lived Erasmus, a man twinkling in twilight's array.
With a glimmer that danced in his mischievous eyes,
H...

Breaking Wind Poop

...Fond of spicy food this smart man called Bart
Alone he loves to hear his tuneful fart
But on romantic hot date
Foist is his sole option straight
For him to break silent wind is an art....

My Spontaneous Trip To New Zealand

...I booked a plane for New Zealand and headed out.
The instant the plane landed I saw a kangaroo to chase.
The other passengers were amused, but airport security wasn’t.
I was chased by the best of ...

Get Well Soon Jan

...My dear friend Jan this one’s for you
I know you’re sick and feeling blue
You know we love you and wish you well
I’m sorry you’re quarantined and feel like hell
I’ve written a limerick to make yo...

Inhabitants of Space

...you inhabit your space
without you
there is just a chair
with you —
breaking wind

yes, he is funny
and inhabits hosts
If I was so-and-so I’d tell him
a thing or two

you try to i...

Co-Motion

...an old owl shudders
a cacophony of geese -
wildly breaking wind

5/7/2020

An Haiku with motions...

Cop25

...Donald Trump, of course, won't be there
"Fake News", as you know, is not fair!
This world's gone nuts
But Trump has guts
And knows breaking wind clears the air...

The Night Grandma Broke Wind

...Now legends tell in History 
    of events that shook the world.
But nothing compares to the show we had 
    that caused my toes to curl.
The story grows each passing year 
    though some try ...

Splashing Paint On a Canvas

...Splashing paint on a canvas
   Is that visual art?
   Does it constitute anything resembling design?

A huge swastika as a backdrop 
for an Israeli Jew crushing a 
Palestinian Arab baby under 
...

A Very Windy Day On the Isle of Man

...A flatulent lady named Jan
When she farts folk reach for a fan
That rank onion smell
It comes straight from hell
She sure is a windy woman!

I had onion bhaji’s for tea
With my tum...

Magic Beans

...Someday I’ll find some Magic Beans to eat
Digest them in the comfort of my shed
They can be black or green or pink or red
The feeling of its warmth inside my tum
And maybe such a bean will go wit...

'airy Ain'T It

...‘Airy Ain’t It

It sways the trees and makes them bend
while fueling climate changing trend
It’s Mother Nature breaking wind.



12/12/14
submitted to Gods of Winds – Poetry Contest...

Prince Charming

...He staggered from her bedroom zombie like,
And scratched his armpits, belching, breaking wind;
His hair was sticking up, his beard unkempt;
He took a shower, brushed his teeth – and grinned....

The Adventure Part One

...The young lad sat in the old school room
To him the place felt like a tomb
He knew that he would be leaving soon
He felt restless

He got a job on the factory floor
This just seemed to be a bor...

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