Breaking Wind Poems - Poems about Breaking Wind

...Silent but Deadly (Written 2014) In the heart of the nursing home where old folks stay, Lived Erasmus, a man twinkling in twilight's array. With a glimmer that danced in his mischievous eyes, H......Read the rest...

...Fond of spicy food this smart man called Bart Alone he loves to hear his tuneful fart But on romantic hot date Foist is his sole option straight For him to break silent wind is an art.......Read the rest...

...I booked a plane for New Zealand and headed out. The instant the plane landed I saw a kangaroo to chase. The other passengers were amused, but airport security wasn’t. I was chased by the best of ......Read the rest...

...My dear friend Jan this one’s for you I know you’re sick and feeling blue You know we love you and wish you well I’m sorry you’re quarantined and feel like hell I’ve written a limerick to make yo......Read the rest...

...you inhabit your space without you there is just a chair with you — breaking wind yes, he is funny and inhabits hosts If I was so-and-so I’d tell him a thing or two you try to i......Read the rest...

...an old owl shudders a cacophony of geese - wildly breaking wind 5/7/2020 An Haiku with motions......Read the rest...

...Donald Trump, of course, won't be there "Fake News", as you know, is not fair! This world's gone nuts But Trump has guts And knows breaking wind clears the air......Read the rest...

...Now legends tell in History of events that shook the world. But nothing compares to the show we had that caused my toes to curl. The story grows each passing year though some try ......Read the rest...

...Splashing paint on a canvas Is that visual art? Does it constitute anything resembling design? A huge swastika as a backdrop for an Israeli Jew crushing a Palestinian Arab baby under ......Read the rest...

...A flatulent lady named Jan When she farts folk reach for a fan That rank onion smell It comes straight from hell She sure is a windy woman! I had onion bhaji’s for tea With my tum......Read the rest...

...Someday I’ll find some Magic Beans to eat Digest them in the comfort of my shed They can be black or green or pink or red The feeling of its warmth inside my tum And maybe such a bean will go wit......Read the rest...

...‘Airy Ain’t It It sways the trees and makes them bend while fueling climate changing trend It’s Mother Nature breaking wind. 12/12/14 submitted to Gods of Winds – Poetry Contest......Read the rest...

...He staggered from her bedroom zombie like, And scratched his armpits, belching, breaking wind; His hair was sticking up, his beard unkempt; He took a shower, brushed his teeth – and grinned.......Read the rest...

...The young lad sat in the old school room To him the place felt like a tomb He knew that he would be leaving soon He felt restless He got a job on the factory floor This just seemed to be a bor......Read the rest...

...Of taxes there seems no end Soon they’ll tax our breaking wind In the name of Sin By Robb A. Kopp......Read the rest...