Get Well Soon Jan

My dear friend Jan this one’s for you
I know you’re sick and feeling blue
You know we love you and wish you well
I’m sorry you’re quarantined and feel like hell
I’ve written a limerick to make you smile
It’s a little stinky and somewhat vile…

I ate some beans that left me chinned
I gasped for air but I was pinned
Swelled up with some gas
I now smell like swass
Another day of breaking wind

But seriously, I hope you are getting better Jan.
We all love you my friend!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021



Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 11/17/2021 2:30:00 PM
aww thanks Mark sorry I missed seeing this and commenting before, hugs Jan xx
Login to Reply
Koplin Avatar
Mark Koplin
Date: 11/18/2021 6:24:00 AM
Keep healing my friend!
Date: 11/14/2021 10:06:00 AM
Mark, a sweet and fun get well poem for Jan, I am sure she will love it!
Login to Reply
Koplin Avatar
Mark Koplin
Date: 11/14/2021 11:23:00 AM
Thanks Tania, I think she will.
Date: 11/13/2021 5:29:00 PM
Indeed, we all do love Jan and are wishing her a speedy recovery. Gain your strength, Jan, and let us know how you are doing. Thanks, Mark, for this exceptional tribute.
Login to Reply
Koplin Avatar
Mark Koplin
Date: 11/14/2021 4:32:00 AM
I hope she’s back to normal soon
Date: 11/13/2021 4:27:00 PM
Lovely tribute, sure she will love it, get well soon Jan!!!!
Login to Reply
Koplin Avatar
Mark Koplin
Date: 11/14/2021 4:31:00 AM
She’s feeling the love!
Date: 11/13/2021 2:27:00 PM
this will definitely make jan smile, mark, so thank you for writing it! we do all love jan and wish her the best...
Login to Reply
Koplin Avatar
Mark Koplin
Date: 11/14/2021 4:31:00 AM
She will be fine, she doesn’t have a choice in the matter
Date: 11/13/2021 12:12:00 PM
So nice of you, even your “stinky” poem! Jan, feel better!!
Login to Reply
Koplin Avatar
Mark Koplin
Date: 11/14/2021 4:29:00 AM
I’m hoping stinky brings smiles
Date: 11/13/2021 11:14:00 AM
She'll love this Mark, bit of humour is just what she needs. Tom
Login to Reply
Koplin Avatar
Mark Koplin
Date: 11/13/2021 11:45:00 AM
I’m hoping for a smile from the queen of poo
Date: 11/13/2021 11:00:00 AM
HA HA Mark. Since laughter is supposed to be the best medicine, I'm sure your prescription will work! Take it easy, Jan. Love ya, too!
Login to Reply
Koplin Avatar
Mark Koplin
Date: 11/13/2021 11:44:00 AM
I sure hope so. It sucks be quarantined.
Get a Premium Membership
Get more exposure for your poetry and more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Member Area

My Admin
Profile and Settings
Edit My Poems
Edit My Quotes
Edit My Short Stories
Edit My Articles
My Comments Inboxes
My Comments Outboxes
Soup Mail
Poetry Contests
Contest Results/Status
Followers
Poems of Poets I Follow
Friend Builder

Soup Social

Poetry Forum
New/Upcoming Features
The Wall
Soup Facebook Page
Who is Online
Link to Us

Member Poems

Poems - Top 100 New
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Best
Poems - by Topic
Poems - New (All)
Poems - New (PM)
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Read
Poems - Unread

Member Poets

Poets - Best New
Poets - New
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems Recent
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poets - Top 100 Contest

Famous Poems

Famous Poems - African American
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Haiku
Famous Poems - Love
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100

Famous Poets

Famous Poets - Living
Famous Poets - Most Popular
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poets - African American
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Cinquain
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Haiku
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Love
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Punjabi
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Spanish
Famous Poets - Suicidal
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - War

Poetry Resources

Anagrams
Bible
Book Store
Character Counter
Cliché Finder
Poetry Clichés
Common Words
Copyright Information
Grammar
Grammar Checker
Homonym
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Lyrics
Love Poem Generator
New Poetic Forms
Plagiarism Checker
Poetics
Poetry Art
Publishing
Random Word Generator
Spell Checker
Store
What is Good Poetry?
Word Counter
Hide Ad