Get Well Soon Jan

My dear friend Jan this one’s for you
I know you’re sick and feeling blue
You know we love you and wish you well
I’m sorry you’re quarantined and feel like hell
I’ve written a limerick to make you smile
It’s a little stinky and somewhat vile…

I ate some beans that left me chinned
I gasped for air but I was pinned
Swelled up with some gas
I now smell like swass
Another day of breaking wind

But seriously, I hope you are getting better Jan.
We all love you my friend!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Allison Avatar
November 17, 2021 at 2:30 PM
aww thanks Mark sorry I missed seeing this and commenting before, hugs Jan xx
Koplin Avatar
November 18, 2021 at 6:24 AM
Keep healing my friend!
Kitchin Avatar
November 14, 2021 at 10:06 AM
Mark, a sweet and fun get well poem for Jan, I am sure she will love it!
Koplin Avatar
November 14, 2021 at 11:23 AM
Thanks Tania, I think she will.
Hankins Avatar
November 13, 2021 at 5:29 PM
Indeed, we all do love Jan and are wishing her a speedy recovery. Gain your strength, Jan, and let us know how you are doing. Thanks, Mark, for this exceptional tribute.
Koplin Avatar
November 14, 2021 at 4:32 AM
I hope she’s back to normal soon
Vaso Avatar
November 13, 2021 at 4:27 PM
Lovely tribute, sure she will love it, get well soon Jan!!!!
Koplin Avatar
November 14, 2021 at 4:31 AM
She’s feeling the love!
Bauer Avatar
November 13, 2021 at 2:27 PM
this will definitely make jan smile, mark, so thank you for writing it! we do all love jan and wish her the best...
Koplin Avatar
November 14, 2021 at 4:31 AM
She will be fine, she doesn’t have a choice in the matter
Rodrigues Avatar
November 13, 2021 at 12:12 PM
So nice of you, even your “stinky” poem! Jan, feel better!!
Koplin Avatar
November 14, 2021 at 4:29 AM
I’m hoping stinky brings smiles
Cunningham Avatar
November 13, 2021 at 11:14 AM
She'll love this Mark, bit of humour is just what she needs. Tom
Koplin Avatar
November 13, 2021 at 11:45 AM
I’m hoping for a smile from the queen of poo
Logan Avatar
November 13, 2021 at 11:00 AM
HA HA Mark. Since laughter is supposed to be the best medicine, I'm sure your prescription will work! Take it easy, Jan. Love ya, too!
Koplin Avatar
November 13, 2021 at 11:44 AM
I sure hope so. It sucks be quarantined.
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