Magic Beans

Someday I’ll find some Magic Beans to eat
Digest them in the comfort of my shed
They can be black or green or pink or red
The feeling of its warmth inside my tum
And maybe such a bean will go with rum
Then afterward the impetus will start
of breaking wind, to flatulate or fart
to run and hide and take with me the smell
I would not blend in company too well
If only I could make a bean that leaves
The odor of a lovely summer breeze
I’d even add a piquant taste to gel
a Magic Bean without the dire wrath
Exquisite food and not the aftermath

Ralph Sergi
January 8, 2015
Magc Bean Contest
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February 16, 2015 at 12:44 AM
Ralph, CONGRATULATIONS! A sweet Magic bean Win*** Love **SKAT
Roper Avatar
February 14, 2015 at 4:17 PM
Congratulations on your win. How funny :)Blessings and Happy Valentine’s Day
Allison Avatar
February 14, 2015 at 10:49 AM
Dropping back with my congrats Ralph this made me laugh once again :-) Hugs Jan xx
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February 14, 2015 at 2:53 AM
Ralph, Congratulations, on your win. Stop by my latest blog or poem "50 shades of what?" if you'd like. Wishing you a Happy Valentine's Day, thank you for the Magic Beans Poem -Always & Forever- LINDA
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February 10, 2015 at 2:46 AM
I think Andreas advice Is good, Ralph just remember not to include the can in the ingestion..' L O L))) I don't know if that was funny? 'forgive me if not.'.
Haight Avatar
January 11, 2015 at 7:26 PM
So very funny, Ralph! What a great take on this theme! A very witty, well-written Sonnet! Good luck in the contest. Sandra
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January 11, 2015 at 5:04 AM
You made me chuckle, Ralf! Humanity will be grateful! A very witty writing. Good luck, my friend!
Sergi Avatar
January 11, 2015 at 11:32 AM
Hi Demetrios: THANK YOU. GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN.
Dietrich Avatar
January 10, 2015 at 5:12 PM
hahaha. GREAT take on the topic, Ralph. Try Beano. It actually works!!
Sergi Avatar
January 11, 2015 at 11:33 AM
Hi Andrea: Thanks for the comment and for the advice!
Nance Avatar
January 8, 2015 at 6:42 PM
Lol that is funny! WELL DONE
Sergi Avatar
January 9, 2015 at 6:21 PM
Thank YOU, Casarah: Loved your "Give my words a witness"!
Sergi Avatar
January 8, 2015 at 6:43 PM
Hi Barbara I can't believe it!! I just finished it . thank you bean lover!
Gorelick Avatar
January 8, 2015 at 6:39 PM
Begone to the shed! Funny and I love it! BG
Sergi Avatar
January 11, 2015 at 11:34 AM
Thank you Barbara!
Allison Avatar
January 8, 2015 at 6:31 PM
simply hilarious - love it love it love it - good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx
Sergi Avatar
January 8, 2015 at 6:45 PM
Hi JAN: THANK YOU FOR SHARING . I GOT LUCKY AND JUST WROTE IT!
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