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Magic Beans

Someday I’ll find some Magic Beans to eat Digest them in the comfort of my shed They can be black or green or pink or red The feeling of its warmth inside my tum And maybe such a bean will go with rum Then afterward the impetus will start of breaking wind, to flatulate or fart to run and hide and take with me the smell I would not blend in company too well If only I could make a bean that leaves The odor of a lovely summer breeze I’d even add a piquant taste to gel a Magic Bean without the dire wrath Exquisite food and not the aftermath Ralph Sergi January 8, 2015 Magc Bean Contest

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Date: 2/19/2015 10:44:00 PM
Ralph, a wonderful winning write!
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Date: 2/16/2015 12:44:00 AM
Ralph, CONGRATULATIONS! A sweet Magic bean Win*** Love **SKAT
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Date: 2/14/2015 4:17:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. How funny :)Blessings and Happy Valentine’s Day
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Date: 2/14/2015 10:49:00 AM
Dropping back with my congrats Ralph this made me laugh once again :-) Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 2/14/2015 2:53:00 AM
Ralph, Congratulations, on your win. Stop by my latest blog or poem "50 shades of what?" if you'd like. Wishing you a Happy Valentine's Day, thank you for the Magic Beans Poem -Always & Forever- LINDA
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Date: 2/10/2015 2:46:00 AM
I think Andreas advice Is good, Ralph just remember not to include the can in the ingestion..' L O L))) I don't know if that was funny? 'forgive me if not.'.
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Date: 1/11/2015 7:26:00 PM
So very funny, Ralph! What a great take on this theme! A very witty, well-written Sonnet! Good luck in the contest. Sandra
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Date: 1/11/2015 5:04:00 AM
You made me chuckle, Ralf! Humanity will be grateful! A very witty writing. Good luck, my friend!
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Ralph Sergi
Date: 1/11/2015 11:32:00 AM
Hi Demetrios: THANK YOU. GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN.
Date: 1/10/2015 5:12:00 PM
hahaha. GREAT take on the topic, Ralph. Try Beano. It actually works!!
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Ralph Sergi
Date: 1/11/2015 11:33:00 AM
Hi Andrea: Thanks for the comment and for the advice!
Date: 1/9/2015 9:35:00 AM
Haha.. Way to turn a sonnet into such a fun read, Ralph.. I love it!
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Date: 1/8/2015 6:42:00 PM
Lol that is funny! WELL DONE
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Ralph Sergi
Date: 1/9/2015 6:21:00 PM
Thank YOU, Casarah: Loved your "Give my words a witness"!
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Ralph Sergi
Date: 1/8/2015 6:43:00 PM
Hi Barbara I can't believe it!! I just finished it . thank you bean lover!
Date: 1/8/2015 6:39:00 PM
Begone to the shed! Funny and I love it! BG
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Ralph Sergi
Date: 1/11/2015 11:34:00 AM
Thank you Barbara!
Date: 1/8/2015 6:31:00 PM
simply hilarious - love it love it love it - good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx
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Ralph Sergi
Date: 1/8/2015 6:45:00 PM
Hi JAN: THANK YOU FOR SHARING . I GOT LUCKY AND JUST WROTE IT!