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God squad bores or the laws of Sod


Always thought God's an odd bod

Untruths like hoofs stuck in a clod

Over us aloof just run roughshod


So don't give love above the nod

No proof where Angels ever trod

More encores from the laws of sod


Each church on a perch made a wad

Will besmirch then constantly prod

Tribal bible merch from God squad

Us all in the lurch bait on their rod


We're all just peas in the same pod

No merry on sherry on vicar's quad

Fickle like feather tickle of Ken Dodd

As through the strife of life we plod


Always been more rocker than mod

But still we are all carriers of the hod

As yes ultimately we're all on our tod

Because yes confess there is no God

Premium Member jealous ones

Charlamagne was a witch who knew her groove
Her clothing was awesome, her fashion sense smooth
Her hair was braided with fluorescent oranges and pinks
She had marvelous peace signs, her boots were cuter than skinks.

She had a sense of herself, that oozed out of her pores
she dressed herself so well, it irritated naysayers and bores
her hat band was peppered with flowers we had never seen
This seemed to make the jealous ones even more mean.

Premium Member The Light

Eyes burning
As the light bores through
It was so dark
For so long
That it became almost comfortable
And now the light
Just feels wrong

Slowly adjustments are made
The discomfort fades away
It begins to feel ok
But then the light turns off
And everything is black
The darkness that once felt comfortable
Now brings helplessness

The cycle goes on
The craving for the light
The cursing in the dark
And the question starts to rise
Is it better without the light?


Premium Member Why Do I Hate Him

He is nothing to me but repulsive at sight
any misery he suffers brings me a delight
I avoid him at all cost and always he I ignore
for his constant rambling suffers he bores
he looks more ugly than a human really can
for everything dumb and stupid traces to him
He does nothing but scream insults at the night
crying for he suffers for being himself what a plight
He never had a job still lives with his mom
who sits by her upstairs window appearing embalmed
He constantly sweeps the street over and over again
then the dirt he gathers he tosses into the wind
He always wants a lighter or to borrow a dollar or two
I tell him to go away got nothing to give to you
Strange and derange I try to pray him away
But even God won't take him Satan prefers him stray.
Why do I hate him with him it is all to feel
He is like a demented cartoon nothing about him real.

Premium Member If I Were a Pomeranian

I am your princess Tiffany,
A canine so sublime 
I give a nightly symphony
And it doesn’t cost a dime

You say my singing is a crime,
The howling causes ears to cringe
But I will not take the time 
To be bothered by your twinge. 

In my defense the neighbor dogs join in,
And the scrappy cats will also sing
On a special moonlit night,
                when it’s not a sin. 
 
I suppose I’ll do you folks a favor 
before the evening concerto,
I’ll go down to the corner store
And buy earplugs for you bores!


NOTE: I did have a Pomeranian named Taffy. She was definitely a princess!

Premium Member What All Does It Mostly Mean and What Mostly Does It All Mean

       Not all of the sane tune out
           ‘More of the Same’

       ‘More of the Same’ bores
            too the most Insane

                Surprised?


how to feed a stray cat

A bright afternoon lunch, a darker shadow wraps around
your leg. Not clawing, just yawning. Yearning for a twitch
in its way.
You sit terribly still.

Your mother urges you to shoo it off, your father chews
absentmindedly at the way too bloodied meat, gazing through
your forehead. The clinks of the neighboring tables annoyingly
in sync. Your foot turns to face it.

The waiter gets your sister's order wrong, she curls up to a ball
as so does her stomach as she pipes down the vanilla milkshake,
an excuse to leave to the bathroom. To leave here.
The edge of your eyes catches the figure 8 being woven
along your cramping shins.

The heavy grimace of your brother, your mother fixing up
his collar, clearly not ironed. The setting bores you,
you look under. Beady eyes staring at you too. A plea
for what you should do.
The sinful act of feeding a noir stray cat.


With the steady grip of a football player, a knowing smirk
a bright eye glint, you hold it close,
the pitch-dark abomination–
and toss it onto the table.
An approving purr. 
A feast for all.

Can't Bat Can't Bowl Can't Field


Fans in stands & beds with heads in their hands

Bazball disbands shredded into dreaded strands

Boycott this lot don't give a jot no one understands

Piss poor bores ignore turnstile roar in hostile lands


Tanned Aussie class brass band was hardly bland

Yelping Stokes blokes giving them a helping hand

Canned the cool fool Bazball brand must be banned 


Ivory tower power zen that Baz Bob and Ben wield

Defective ploys annoys but from noise boys shield

What did planning spanning 4 years actually yield


Smote gloat all the chatting not like 86 and Gatting

Bleak Ben does ken Oz not a den for weak men

Joe standing sentry his century show a footnote

For it does seem this time right quote right team 

As a hack with that knack way back once wrote


Can't Bat.......Can't bowl ....Can't field!

Premium Member Sleep War

Like roar, he snores-
Ears sore, she bores

WHY DO YOU MARRY?

For some, it’s a softer escape
A flight from silence, not quite love
As if a ring alone could mend a soul
Bruised by too many “maybe tomorrows."

To others, it’s help dressed in vows
A lifeline tied to daily needs
To fatten the pig at market day
Turn union into means to feed.

Some whisper “love” with shaky lips
But love to them, what does it mean?
Is it just sighs without the bills
Or bait to catch a selfish dream?

Why do you marry, tell me this
If the night still bores you
If you believe a wedding solves
What truth and time refuse to fake?

Premium Member Cat and Mouse

The cat had caught the mouse some while ago
a stealthy stalk, a pounce, a single blow
not fatal, for now, the cat would need take joy;
and ease the tiresome day with this new toy.
Feigned indifference, a chance escape, a catch;
oh, silly mouse, for cat you are no match.
Cat cleans a paw, other on the mouse's tail
which will wiggle, struggle, all to no avail.
The feline foe lays on back; without a care
begins to throw the mouse into the air
until even this fun bores our mouser so
and now decides, the mouse he has to go.
The little mouse is shaking, waiting there
the cat humps up her ginger derriere:
a sudden mighty swoosh, a flash of grey;
the mouse looks up and quickly runs away.
The raptor's silent wings to distance flies
accompanied by our moggy's plaintiff cries.

Premium Member porch renovation confuses mud dauber

frenzied mud dauber
porch railings are no longer
we are the killers

he bores hole in post
angry about the railings
what will they call home

will he sound alarm
will army wasps come to fight
dejected he leaves

Premium Member Parasites

Parasites

there is a tiny mite
that lives on our face
but does not bite
it is a species of arachnid
that’s so small it’s outta’ sight
it bores in to our pores
and only comes out at night
it dines on our sebaceous oil and ear wax
and on dead skin, for dessert, it does delight
they are with us from birth to death
so, no use putting up a fight
each time you look in your mirror, just remember
you are looking at their campsite
they have a very short life
they live no more than a fortnight

if you happen to see some specks
they might be those nasty Demodex!

The Watcher

A shadow shrouded hawk
as inert as stone
perched.

The fence is a claw
some dead hand
has hammered into
the moonlight.

Clouds,
if only there were clouds
to blur this stark glare.

That silent raptor
bores burrows
into my thoughts.

On this frozen night
there's not a feather
or whisker of cover,

nor
no other way
to hear, hide
or see.

Premium Member Men Are From Mars

Her smile alone, that ONE that radiates uniqueness
bores down plummeting shafts into Earth's deepest
Her beam travels light speed to pierce our blackness
Cupid simply aims, adds us to his lovestruck Harvest

For Men are marooned upon the coldest part of Mars
Like Moths we are drawn to the warmth of her Stars
We rush headlong driving to unknown reaches our cars
Martians all, we leap foreloin in the search of being "ours"

But we know the tempests of Venus emulate their namesake 
She needs time to fall Earthbound as a swirling Snowflake
Venus needs to flutter above, then hoover, maybe to partake
Aphrodite, so fragile, so tender her heart, needs much debate

Earthly bound, we can find our Middle Earth, our common ground
Her Goldilocks bound in the correct balance of momentum found
Martians, all you crowd, wait patiently, hush desire's blunt Hound 
Venusians, lift your shroud, allow your discretion to come around

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