Old Timer Rhymer Poet Rhyme

Can't Bat Can't Bowl Can't Field

Fans in stands & beds with heads in their hands

Bazball disbands shredded into dreaded strands

Boycott this lot don't give a jot no one understands

Piss poor bores ignore turnstile roar in hostile lands


Tanned Aussie class brass band was hardly bland

Yelping Stokes blokes giving them a helping hand

Canned the cool fool Bazball brand must be banned 


Ivory tower power zen that Baz Bob and Ben wield

Defective ploys annoys but from noise boys shield

What did planning spanning 4 years actually yield


Smote gloat all the chatting not like 86 and Gatting

Bleak Ben does ken Oz not a den for weak men

Joe standing sentry his century show a footnote

For it does seem this time right quote right team 

As a hack with that knack way back once wrote


Can't Bat.......Can't bowl ....Can't field!

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