.
'long the oldest bicycle
race track
USA
her pretty
leapt from a bramble bush
lepto hern lovely
az if only mine could
see hern
but
az one would figure
off I leap'id
into her
frame
*"leap'id" iz mine onomatopoeia
for; "leapt" "instinctively"
*"lepto"; fine, slight
5/25/22
It's often obnoxious
Toxic and caustic, occasionally getting nauseous
Always careful or hardly ever cautious
Becoming a clan
Micro organisms quickly scram
Easy to see on cam
In the liquor I dove in it and swam
Drank way too many tall cans
Constantly taking dabs
Always chiefing on several strands
I'm a complicated man
Accept me for who I am
It's just too bad
Feeling 2 sad
Occasionally they ask "Are you mad?"
Damn
What's being done from Uncle Sam
Too much spam
all these scams
I'll leave them where they stand
After one body slam
Across the badlands
A storm brewed in the form of sand
Often played a part and had a hand
If it had anything to do with a grand
Or some brand
Then they'll give it a stab
It was beginning to expand
Or starting to disband
It all was there to grab
Watch out for any sham
I got another scab
Then took care of my tab
Next I spent more time in the lab
Because I don't care about any fad
Endlessly people gab
Thought they had the master plan
Then got caught in a traffic jam
While in Amsterdam
Here Again
Here I am again sitting all alone,
running through the memories,
going through my phone.
The Deep dark hole is calling,
I’m standing on the edge,
Fighting with myself,
wanting to fall in.
Darkness so inviting,
quiet all around,
moving ever closer,
not uttering a sound.
They ask if I’m OK,
I lie and say I am
depression it just hits
And gives a body slam
Tomorrow may be better
or it may be worse
but I’ll keep fighting for
another song and verse
Pining for my love
Wrestler, Sassy Moose Jaw Sal
Body slam scripted
Poem composed: November 24, 2020
Ron monogramed his socks
He monogramed his shoes
He monogramed his kids
He monogramed his glues
Ron monogramed his ham
He monogramed his gram
He brought his inks to his wife Sam
She gave him a swift mean body slam
It was Ron’s last day to monogram.
It seems we all love a good slam
So this is spurious
For the clicking Bi-Curious
Slam Furious
Everything and Everyone
Is annoying
To Wrestlers
Body Slam
God Damn
Here comes the sting
The world is your ring
Slam what you hate suffering
Call a spade a spade
Rage against the wall
Be the ball
Make the call
who's the best champion here?? me!!
come and step up if you dare if you're coming for me
I suggest you come hard/ harder then you ever did/
show me what you've prepared/ be cheeky and candid/
i'mma sit back and just stare/ watch words flow from your lips/
when you're done fall back/ get ready to receive my gift/
you gon' see colors and places that you wish you never went/
when I'm done your brain's gon' go limp/ you'll be swearing and advertising me as a hypnotist/ i'mma straight body you/push you to the left and right side/ yeah, I'm coming through/ hit you with that body slam/ make you wanna tap out before the end/ have the bell ring, referee raising my hand like yeah
you're the champion/ everybody screaming yeah that's the champion/
yeah I'm a champion
There once was a wrestler named Pam
Who went to the bar and met Sam
They sat drinking whiskey
When Sam got too frisky
It ended with a body slam!
telephones
ringing with telegrams
I answered and received a body slam
bubble gum used to fix a cracked dam
rhymes grown weird
sexy and funky, smeared
like mushroom toe jam
enjoy chocolate milkshakes
with a juicy rare rack of lamb
please stand here while i give you
a close glove inspection body scan
I love sticking my beef hotdog
inside her tuna clam
honey glazed pineapple blazed
smacking that glistening ham
make sure to stream it on your webcam
clicked on the link
but those ***** pills were a total scam
bamboozled
hoodwinked, duped a sour global sham
now you're salty like canned spam
The IRS We Have Come To Hate
By Elton Camp
They don’t even sends forms anymore
Like they used to do in years before
Maybe it really doesn’t matter anyway
The rules get more complex every day
Take the amount from Line Thirteen
And guess correctly what it is we mean
That five dollars interest that you drew
Be sure to include in your income too
If more tax you have to pay
You must send it in right away
If it’s a refund you are due
Expect it in a month or two
If you dare try to short your Uncle Sam
You must expect him to give a body slam
It’s not that taxes I don’t want to pay
But surely there must be a better way
so rear up like a young mountain goat,
head butt the horror okey doke,
rip the skull from offa him,
body slam him with a grin,
johnson says its orright,
its deathless time tonight...:(
re:
"The Reaper"
Anthony Nutter
Don
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