Spoke to a bloke
from Blighty
whose wife
wouldn't wear a nightie
when she rolled over
he told me
her ankles were tangled
then turned back
her throat strangled
all the more
'I can't retire' she sleepily said
so instead she wore
bloomers to bed
Sexy bloomers for my taunting body
some days I get flashy
some days I get sassy
some days I drive naked, in my Audi
May 5 2023
I
power supply fails
bright moon: substitute
square cloud-houses smile light
II
african winter
less sun - enough for some:
marigold, geranium exult
blossoms
bright bursts of life
each branch trembles, dancing
dressed for spring in Easter bonnets
hopeful.
~ 1st Place ~ in the "Modern Or Traditional Cinquain" Poetry Contest, William Kekaula, Judge & Sponsor
Hillary’s bloomers
I’ve got some fresh news on Chuck Schumer
Though some still believe it a rumor
The cameras did click
Producing a pic
Of him wearing Hillary’s bloomers
Maybe I should have written Pelosi's bloomers...nah, same thing.
Baggy Bloomers
Did u ever stop to wonder about the baggy ass old bean .
It was in the sixties when we had the skin tight jeans.
When it was cool the skin tight jeans and body shirts so fine.
When you could see so shapely the women were sublime.
The army had the baggy ass the bloody Bombay bloomers.
The soldiers hated baggy ass they looked like crap on tuna.
In the seventies fashion brought out baggy ass no one would buy it when.
It wasn't cool no Hippy fool would have it wear it then.
So brainwash the public its cool, just wear this floppy sack.
With your baggy knee length shorts a flopping forth and back.
Shapeless bland and worthless,rag bag ,bloody pppp.
No class or style about it, a hanging on your rack?
Don Johnson
As the old Aussie soldiers would say why would you want to be a baggy ass....
Natalie Fllikkema
Contest Name Cellphones in the sauna...What annoys YOU?
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