Blondie
If you strain your ears
you could hear daycare man’s
blond-haired pig-tailed little
girl shattering her xylophone.
How straitlaced can a place
of rainbows and sugar highs
be, you remember asking
before you took the job.
You can’t take it, the
little girl always bothers
your lunchtime, hearing her
playacting rottenly.
Pink-eyed, you look
nothing like your parents,
you told her; she ripped
her hair out and cried.
The background
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Categories:
blondie, child, dark, daughter, evil,
Form: Free verse
Ruse of the evil grimace also known as Blondie
Ruse of the evil grimace also known as "Blondie"
A real hunter (and huntress), she stands five feet
and tips the scales at most one hundred pounds.
Despite looking like a little girl, her stock in trade
masks that diabolical mean mien streak evocation.
Said bipedal hominid creature haunts outer limits
of the twilight zone, where dark shadows hoover
along the edge
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Categories:
blondie, abuse, anger, conflict, grave,
Form: Free verse
Blondie and Dagwood
Blondie is forever young.
Rosy cheeks and lips bee-stung.
Her nicely waved hair is perfection.
One wonders at the odd connection
To lazy Dagwood so unkempt,
To comb his hair, makes no attempt.
Truth told he would rather stay in bed.
Pay no heed to what Mr.Dithers said.
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Categories:
blondie, marriage,
Form: Clerihew
I Know of a Blondie Ruebel
I know of a Blondie Ruebel
Oh my! she sure is a girl
Her golden locks are a lure
With a heart so pure
That many guys are left in a twirl
She radiates that others never knew
It emits in aerial threw
With a smile that delights
Morning, noon and night
Knowing her, I grew and grew
I know of a Blondie Ruebel
She's Sharon,
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Categories:
blondie, dedication, people, places,
Form: Limerick
The Ballad of Blondie
Blondie was the next door girl,
with a sexy body that made men go wild,
and like them, I fell in love without guilt inside;
I had fun...not worrying about Hell.
Blondie was looking for her sugar daddy,
saying that wasn't wrong accepting money,
gifts, clothes, expensive cars and jewelry!
Blondie, pretty Blondie, with no ethics:
why did you do that to yourself?
Was
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Categories:
blondie, family, father, hope, mother,
Form: Ballad
Revenge of Blondie, Part One
Once told she was a marital health hazard
She obliterated the double standard
She and her best friend's husband left
In a getaway car after the theft
At a downtown bank with no security to thank
For putting an end to the crime
Of course, that organized made good time
She had a revenge fantasy one night
The dream starred Bonnie and
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Categories:
blondie,
Form: Bio