Ruse of the evil grimace also known as Blondie

Ruse of the evil grimace also known as "Blondie" A real hunter (and huntress), she stands five feet and tips the scales at most one hundred pounds. Despite looking like a little girl, her stock in trade masks that diabolical mean mien streak evocation. Said bipedal hominid creature haunts outer limits of the twilight zone, where dark shadows hoover along the edge of night spooking the missus who turns white as a sheet temporarily immobilized. Rumor circulates ghastly nightmarish & fiendish creature, whose food intake subsists on liquid diet of worms offers exemplary shoe-in character qua zee ideal incarnation starring as lead actress within popular television series Fear Thy Neighbor just so occupies apartment adjacent where yours truly and the missus live days of our lives as the world wide web (planet earth) turns about 23.5 degrees around an invisible axis analogously squished at the poles courtesy hands of Jolly Green Giant - It goes ho...ho...ho, which roaring echoes across the cosmic realm controlling marionette like all the Beatle browed lonely people unbeknownst to them their omnipotent viz master of puppets actually a bonafide muttering mixed breed dog named Pooch, one smart canine, whose training at the Royal and Lovely Bow Wow Barks Place where man's best friend of all sizes and stripes enter the select school as newborn puppies, and endure rigorous education become highly prized well healed hounds with scents and sensibilities to sniff out handy dandy blues clues linkedin to sinister intimations secreted away within demonic dogma exemplified courtesy alluring, captivating aging demoiselle impersonating Goldilocks whose faux façade as a young lass, when in truth babe in beguiling beauty at heart a cold blooded killer dead set and capable to shapeshift in blink of an eye into curtly vile incarnate poised to strike at my woman, who vows to go on the warpath after being falsely accused of stealing packages and jewelry creating an extremely untenable environment, and just wait until property manager Kathleen Bergen gets wind of vicious verbal vendettas vehemently lobbed at mine counterpart, who feels threatened as does the author of these words, i.e. the mister re:guy whose guise of neutrality experiences smoldering bubbling rage against unnamed antagonistic tenant violating the restraining order of sorts imposed on brutality, albeit nasty invectives precipitating severe threat to our safety goading me to craft this plea for some altruistic, fantastic, humanistic respondent to help us secure a much more amenable place to live here in Montgomery County, Pennsylvania predicated on marginal rent since I and the missus solely rely on my social security disability monthly allotment just enough money to meet the cost of living expenses.