Revenge of Blondie, Part One

Once told she was a marital health hazard She obliterated the double standard She and her best friend's husband left In a getaway car after the theft At a downtown bank with no security to thank For putting an end to the crime Of course, that organized made good time She had a revenge fantasy one night The dream starred Bonnie and Clyde With guns, bibles and razor blades in hand As they got married in the ocean tide So she thought she'd pursue her one true love Blessed and cursed by up above She possess ambition She knew the latest edition Of the tabloids word for word Unlike Britney, this one had brains Her sardonic wit drove other women insane She didn't do charity work in vain So she dropped off a suitcase of cash At a homeless shelter While her true love's wife went through her trash She had taken enough of people's bad attitude So she started acting a little rude Her one curse was her foul mouth Lewd but not crude, she left men in doubt