Revenge of Blondie, Part One
Once told she was a marital health hazard
She obliterated the double standard
She and her best friend's husband left
In a getaway car after the theft
At a downtown bank with no security to thank
For putting an end to the crime
Of course, that organized made good time
She had a revenge fantasy one night
The dream starred Bonnie and Clyde
With guns, bibles and razor blades in hand
As they got married in the ocean tide
So she thought she'd pursue her one true love
Blessed and cursed by up above
She possess ambition
She knew the latest edition
Of the tabloids word for word
Unlike Britney, this one had brains
Her sardonic wit drove other women insane
She didn't do charity work in vain
So she dropped off a suitcase of cash
At a homeless shelter
While her true love's wife went through her trash
She had taken enough of people's bad attitude
So she started acting a little rude
Her one curse was her foul mouth
Lewd but not crude, she left men in doubt
Copyright © Stephanie Kjaerbaek | Year Posted 2006
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