Blighter Poems - Poems about Blighter

...Read I what he published; The sound ideas relished' "When one is the vanquished A thing is relinquished He's still The Distinguished; But might feel extinguished" But why would a writer Sel......Read the rest...

...Some folks smile when I say I’m a writer Some smirk, suggesting I should get a job My stories and poems make our days brighter Fantasy often, and, occasionally macabre. Some of my p......Read the rest...

...I went to the DMV office the other day For, I received an urgent notice of traffic violation That came promptly to me as a text message For me to take immediate resolution action. I was told t......Read the rest...

...If John (or Jane), a spouse (or bike) can bring butt pain and some fools in pursuit of mere bliss think both tools. Most fighters win rounds (one or two). But do they fight to win (for you)? Some ......Read the rest...

...I do not see the poem yet I tried to post last night. Is it too soon? The why's not clear, I feel emerging fright, and I'm here blushing in the wings! Will curtain find its part, an audience know ......Read the rest...

...Ninja Spider Spying a spider on my wall your not staying there - no never at all with rolled up paper intent to squish I tip toe over quietly shoosh shoosh shish Approaching the spider grew ......Read the rest...

...At our pub, a drunken blighter Claimed to be, "The World's Best Fighter" His wife was a nurse And she won the purse For being the best back-biter!......Read the rest...

...King Edward The VIIIth, pitiable blighter, abdicated the throne. He had the hots for an American divorcee - this the Brits would not condone! He was King for a spell and the paramours continued the......Read the rest...

...I think I have a grem/in, lurking in my words I'd left a win/ow open and thought it was the birds But then I heard a thud and a cry for he/p Saw the little blighter, the elf upon the shelf. He......Read the rest...

...I guess I’m more accustomed to the modern sting these days; the one that comes by e-mail or the phone. They might hurt the pocket with the modern scamming ways - but Mother Nature’s stings bite to......Read the rest...

...Nighty night-night my sorry little blighter It'll be all right if you can be a fighter The devil is a-comin' he'll slug you with his fist You'll see him swift a-runnin' to give your neck a......Read the rest...

...Thumping away at his typewriter With the speed of a kung fu fighter He writes letters, I guess To complain to the press He is a most annoying blighter. ----------------------------- Contest......Read the rest...

...Me thinks drinking may well be the prime sin. Givest me that evil every time, lad. You can boast of other ways now akin, true, but they don’t makest me half so glad. I’m glad finding new friends ......Read the rest...

..."The pen is mightier than the sword" - In general, I guess that's true But mine's a lazy blighter; It treats sloth as a bloody virtue It's not the liveliest of beasts It's always at a halt It......Read the rest...

...From the sands of Palm Beach To Uluru and Barrier Reef, In the large caverns of Jenolan When I've climbed on down beneath, You see I always get this feelin' No matter what I do, That I'm a flam......Read the rest...