Blighter Poems - Poems about Blighter

... My Garden Colonised In spring, I worked so very hard To make a garden of my yard I planted seedlings, but alas A hoard of pests arrived en masse From all the pests a plant can h......

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...Read I what he published; The sound ideas relished' "When one is the vanquished A thing is relinquished He's still The Distinguished; But might feel extinguished" But why would a writer Sel......

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...Some folks smile when I say I’m a writer Some smirk, suggesting I should get a job My stories and poems make our days brighter Fantasy often, and, occasionally macabre. Some of my p......

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...I went to the DMV office the other day For, I received an urgent notice of traffic violation That came promptly to me as a text message For me to take immediate resolution action. I was told t......

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...If John (or Jane), a spouse (or bike) can bring butt pain and some fools in pursuit of mere bliss think both tools. Most fighters win rounds (one or two). But do they fight to win (for you)? Some ......

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...I do not see the poem yet I tried to post last night. Is it too soon? The why's not clear, I feel emerging fright, and I'm here blushing in the wings! Will curtain find its part, an audience know ......

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...Ninja Spider Spying a spider on my wall your not staying there - no never at all with rolled up paper intent to squish I tip toe over quietly shoosh shoosh shish Approaching the spider grew ......

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...At our pub, a drunken blighter Claimed to be, "The World's Best Fighter" His wife was a nurse And she won the purse For being the best back-biter!......

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...King Edward The VIIIth, pitiable blighter, abdicated the throne. He had the hots for an American divorcee - this the Brits would not condone! He was King for a spell and the paramours continued the......

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...I think I have a grem/in, lurking in my words I'd left a win/ow open and thought it was the birds But then I heard a thud and a cry for he/p Saw the little blighter, the elf upon the shelf. He......

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...I guess I’m more accustomed to the modern sting these days; the one that comes by e-mail or the phone. They might hurt the pocket with the modern scamming ways - but Mother Nature’s stings bite to......

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...Nighty night-night my sorry little blighter It'll be all right if you can be a fighter The devil is a-comin' he'll slug you with his fist You'll see him swift a-runnin' to give your neck a......

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...Thumping away at his typewriter With the speed of a kung fu fighter He writes letters, I guess To complain to the press He is a most annoying blighter. ----------------------------- Contest......

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...Me thinks drinking may well be the prime sin. Givest me that evil every time, lad. You can boast of other ways now akin, true, but they don’t makest me half so glad. I’m glad finding new friends ......

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..."The pen is mightier than the sword" - In general, I guess that's true But mine's a lazy blighter; It treats sloth as a bloody virtue It's not the liveliest of beasts It's always at a halt It......

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