Mischief

I think I have a grem/in, lurking in my words 
I'd left a win/ow open and thought it was the birds
But then I heard a thud and a cry for he/p
Saw the little blighter, the elf upon the shelf.

He got very hungry, some letters he did eat
Put slashes where the letters were, do / admit defeat
It was for a contest, no time to put it right 
hope that when its judged ,'twi/l be the dark of night.

Oh well I'll send it off, I've got nowt to lose
Meanwhile I'll write another if / can find my muse
That elf upon the she/f has caused me some grief
Never would I have had him down as a letter thief.

(a rhyme but some of the letters have been eaten away and replaced with forward slashes by a wicked elf)


Written 3rd  October 
For  muschi/f  contes/ sponsored by N/na Parment/r.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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George Avatar
February 4, 2023 at 1:08 AM
He needs to be starved for a week for eating your letters ! Hope he won't come to eat away the whole poem when you are not too cautious ! :)
Cunningham Avatar
February 4, 2023 at 1:36 AM
Lol, thanks Valsa, he needs to be sent home to the north Pole or wherever he lives. Tom
Allison Avatar
November 9, 2018 at 4:57 PM
Ha ha // the elf needs puttin/ on A high /half lol, really loved this one Tom!!!! Many congratulations on your win :-) Hugs Jan xx
Cunningham Avatar
November 9, 2018 at 8:53 PM
Thanks Jane, not sure if it will catch on lol. Tom.
Proxenos Avatar
October 26, 2018 at 2:08 PM
Hi Tom, Another great write - you have true talent! Best wishes, Jennifer.
Cunningham Avatar
October 26, 2018 at 2:44 PM
Thank you Jennifer, I'm humbled by your compliment. Tom.
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October 12, 2018 at 7:43 PM
Indeed, this was super creative, Tom and it looks like it was a winner. BIG congrats.
Cunningham Avatar
October 13, 2018 at 1:56 AM
Thanks Andrea, I have my grandsons mischevious elf to thank for the inspiration. Tom.
Gauthier Avatar
October 8, 2018 at 10:39 PM
Very funny, Tom. Love the originality and humor.
Cunningham Avatar
October 9, 2018 at 3:10 AM
Thank you Line, happy you liked it. Tom.
Haight Avatar
October 4, 2018 at 7:26 PM
Very creative, and unusual mischief taken on the Rhyme form, Tom! Congrats on your win! Sandra
Cunningham Avatar
October 4, 2018 at 11:14 PM
Thank you Sandra, I was thinking about it and saw a pic of an elf and it gave me the inspiration. Tom.
Canerdy Avatar
October 4, 2018 at 5:33 PM
Tom, this is VERY creative! CONGRATS! Janice
Cunningham Avatar
October 4, 2018 at 11:11 PM
Thank you very much Janice, Wasn't sure if I try was mischievous enough but submitted it anyway. Tom.
Fisher Avatar
October 4, 2018 at 5:29 PM
Congratulations Tom. I haven't been on PoetrySoup for awhile. Glad I didn't miss this one. So cute! I have an elf on the shelf. I named him Sneaky :)
Cunningham Avatar
October 4, 2018 at 11:17 PM
Thank you Haley, nice to see you back, my grandson has one that turns up before Chrustmas and creates all kinds of mischief, I hope Mr Sneaky behaves lol. Tom
Wolf Avatar
October 3, 2018 at 11:07 PM
That e/l certain/y munched a bunch of /etters! Rea//y enjoyed this one a /ot, Tom!! Best wishes, Gershon
Cunningham Avatar
October 4, 2018 at 4:54 AM
Thank you Gershon, hope its mischievous enough to be placed. Tom
Laurie Avatar
October 3, 2018 at 8:40 PM
G'day Tom … a letter thief. A great play on different meaning but similar mind set. Blasted elves; they can cause no end of grief - catch you soon Tom - Lindsay
Cunningham Avatar
October 3, 2018 at 9:41 PM
Thanks Lindsay, had a madness moment and came up with that. Tom
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October 3, 2018 at 2:48 PM
In the world of elves, magic and poetry everything is possible! Your muse didn't and won't fail you to enchant you with the finest letters and words to pen your beauty! You brought a huge smile on my face and into my heart! A great pleasure to read your winning write Tom. My deepest regards. Be blessed always.
Cunningham Avatar
October 3, 2018 at 4:21 PM
Thank you very much Besma, I'm happy that you enjoyed it. Tom
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October 3, 2018 at 2:10 PM
such a naughty, unique play of words, and the content adorable, elfie tom...huggs
Cunningham Avatar
October 3, 2018 at 4:21 PM
Thanks Nette, glad you enjoyed my bit of fun. Tom.
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October 3, 2018 at 1:02 PM
I ho/e it is n/ot contegi/us de/r T/om! Very entertaining writing my friend, Tome! So witty and pretty!
Cunningham Avatar
October 3, 2018 at 4:23 PM
Thank you Demetrios, g/ad Yo/ enjo/ed it lol. Tom
Warrior Avatar
October 3, 2018 at 12:44 PM
My e/f is fu/l to/ T/m...love/ it my frien/...lov/ & li/ht.../WW/
Warrior Avatar
October 4, 2018 at 5:01 AM
I'll drank toh thaft lol...^WW^
Cunningham Avatar
October 3, 2018 at 4:24 PM
Thank you W.W., had a crazy idea come into my head, blame my muse, she had had a drink haha. Tom
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