King Eddie the Viiith and Wallie Simpson

King Edward The VIIIth, pitiable blighter, abdicated the throne.
He had the hots for an American divorcee - this the Brits would not condone!
He was King for a spell and the paramours continued their torrid romance.
They later wed, he was busted to Duke of Windsor and they settled in France.


Wallis Simpson was middle-class but knew how to climb the social rungs.
She was twice divorced which triggered a legion of wagging tongues.
They met at Lady Furness's digs and Wallie thought Eddie not all that sexy,
But they wed incurring upon The Archbishop of Canterbury a case of apoplexy!

Entry for Carolyn Devonshire's "Clerihew Couples For Valentines Day" Contest
(10 January 2019)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Allison Avatar
January 19, 2019 at 10:04 AM
A very witty take on Wallis and Edward, many congratulations on your win bob:-) hugs Jan xx
Kendrick Avatar
January 18, 2019 at 5:44 AM
Congrats on your winning work. Sara
Dietrich Avatar
January 17, 2019 at 7:20 PM
I think I know this story. You chose an interesting couple, Robert. Congrats on your win.
Marcum Wong Avatar
January 16, 2019 at 6:20 PM
His unconditional love for her is infamous. I give him credit for following his heart. Lovely Robert. Congratulations on your win! : ) xxoo
Messina Avatar
January 16, 2019 at 4:00 PM
Wonderful clerihew, Bob. Full of knowledge to my ears. Congratulations on your win. Charlie
Devonshire Avatar
January 16, 2019 at 2:26 PM
You have some great rhymes here, Bob, and I love the couple you chose. Congratulations on your win! Best wishes, Carolyn
Laurie Avatar
January 15, 2019 at 5:05 PM
G'day Robert … a nice little verse on Royalty in British history. I don't think anyone in England today will be talking about it today though - Lindsay
Onclaud Avatar
January 14, 2019 at 5:43 PM
bob, fine take on a couple that stirred controversy in britain and the world...you wielded the pen so magnificently!... and how!..huggs
Watson Avatar
January 11, 2019 at 6:00 AM
Gosh-You've certainly set the bar high for other contestants, Robert. This was a very cleverly and humorously worded entry!
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