Best Yuk Poems

When I was just a mere ankle biter
A just a wisp of a lad
I hated girls
They were very spiteful
Pulled their tongues out at us boys
Were...

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wheezing, sneezing allergies
about to get the best of me
puffy eyes and they tear
I think I need some benadryl
cause the freeze din't cure my ills...

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GRAN’S LAST MESSAGE

Seems smelly old Gran wrote a note before she died the second time, it was found on her when the army picked up...

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She stood there and slooshed on the grass at her feet
She’d have to move forward before she dared eat
She walked a few paces to discover...

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A serial of haikus, all addressing the same topic with 
a hint of humor; but advice that could save your life
or that of a loved...

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Wouldn't it be wonderful to wake up one morning
To find you were still a child
So much energy jumping up and down upon your bed
So many...

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Currents
by Michael R. Burch

How can I write and not be true
to the rhythm that wells within?
How can the ocean not be blue,
not buck with the...

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I wanted to be different, that much I wanted! And there I am, the very same, plain, normal non-magic. I am ashamed. Stupid shameful and...

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Morning assembly
Classroom hell
Couldn't count couldn't spel
School books and fountain pens
Playing in the playground with all my friends
Gobstoppers and chewing gum
Plastic sandals boys shorts to hide...

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Satsuma, were you Man's first attempt at cloning,
neither orange nor tangerine,
misshapen orange, misspelt tanggerine
as you left the Japanese test tube,
ends flattened through lack of genes,
did...

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CONTAMINATED

                 Contaminated
Don’t understand it
Fell in sewer, can’t stand it;
Live...

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nucience black fog   
                   ...

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I would like to do an interview with you,                ...

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I once sat myself...on the toilet 
"Twas relieved" but something had spoiled it 
I was grossed-out...with fear 
When a hair hung...from there 
Yuk! Wonder what...

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In the shade of a Cali wat Lao I debate with Ajahn Anan
What the secret Rakshasa Sutra must really look like.

In Lao we call them...

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