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Girls Yuk

When I was just a mere ankle biter
A just a wisp of a lad
I hated girls
They were very spiteful
Pulled their tongues out at us boys
Were nasty and so bad.

They always called us names
And showed their knickers
Doing hand stands and cart wheels in games
And shouting out rude names.

They made me so embarrassed
And my big sister used to tease me
I hated girls but I was so unlucky
Because I didn't just have one sister
But three.

Wearing their out grown clothes
Was murder
I was the only boy with a yellow dress
With pink ribbons and bows.

Well as I got a bit older
I noticed girls started to get sticking out bits
They were bursting in their clothes
And had got such big..........
Lips.

I suddenly,noticed how pretty they were
And good to kiss
They tasted very nice
And their smell was one of bliss.

Once I hated girls
But now I can't get enough
I now rely on seeing them in men's art magazines
And use my imagination
Oh boy life can be so tuff.


Peter Dome.Copyright.2015.May.

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Paul Callus Date: 5/14/2015 6:51:00 AM Hi Peter! I was lucky to have an older brother, so no girls' clothes were passed down to me! Your poem makes for a pleasant read; and believe me there's nothing sexist here! // paul Login to Reply Peter Dome Date: 5/14/2015 12:45:00 PM Thank you so much Paul., you were lucky. my sisters made the ugly sisters from Cinderella pretty. I'm so glad you didn't find it sexist. I'd remove it if it was not that kind of guy I have a lot of respect for women. it's just what happened. take care my friend best wishes. Pete.,

Peter Dome Date: 5/14/2015 3:28:00 AM Thank you for your encouraging words.Jan. I never know what to do for the best sometimes. Can't seem to please anyone. Nice to hear about your knockers, ha ha.Who are they to judge? what makes hecklers experts. take good care. Pete, Login to Reply

Skat A Date: 5/13/2015 12:38:00 PM enjoyed this one~luv, SKAT~ Login to Reply Peter Dome Date: 5/13/2015 12:49:00 PM Thank you so much Skat. so good to hear from you.glad you enjoyed it. Wow a real woman for a change ha ha. best wishes. Pete.

Jan Allison Date: 5/13/2015 12:34:00 PM aww the adolescent years are tough aren't they - and then it gets even more challenging! love the humorous here especially the sticky out bits lol:-) hugs Jan xx 7 xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/13/2015 2:15:00 PM Take no notice of criticism Peter if anyone is 'immature' it is the person making the comment! - I have my 'knockers' here who don't like my style ... thankfully I have many who do like my humour - crack on writing and i will keep reading - LOVE the humour here! Hugs Jan xx Peter Dome Date: 5/13/2015 12:55:00 PM Hi Jan how are you. Someone in another site said this was immature and sexist? tell me if it is please. I'd hate to be sexist. I have a lot of respect for women. The poem is true, it's what happens when your a kid. s glad you like it and saw the funny side. can't seem to please anyone lately. Thank you. Oh I could sure do with some company of a lady and have a good chat and a laugh. take care. Pete, X.