Yuk Poems - Poems about Yuk

...Squirm the Germ Vs.1 There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps right out instead! So….. (Point to your head, then use both ha......Read the rest...

...Rum and Raisin, on the mat, were playing with their toys Their humans had the tv on to give some background noise Rum said, “Raisin, there is something that I want to do, To meet a man from far aw......Read the rest...

...We all went down to the beach today; it was hot as hot can be. The carpark was full, Dad got cross and my sister wanted a wee. The picnic basket handles broke, our food tossed in the sand. ......Read the rest...

...Have a Bullmastiff named Zoom, When he farts you leave the room Chewed toy- poop has red in it It’s yuk when you tread in it We have great need for perfume......Read the rest...

...Washing Up It's high time I did the washing up What a chore, What a bore, I crept into the Kitchen, just look at the mess Now I want to wash up, even less A baking tray on its edge Seventee......Read the rest...

...There once was an oversexed hedgehog Who had eyes for an exuberant frog ~ They had themselves a good yuk But then got stuck, just their luck ~ Green porcupine baby's home’s in a bog......Read the rest...

...I would like to do an interview with you, "OK what are your questions but don't make me blue." ......Read the rest...

...thought it was a urinating pill To help her go pee-pee But what she found, on the ground Was an Ex-lax pill...to muck So, she looked around, then she left a mound And left a stink, to kill... "Yuk"......Read the rest...

...Lavender color odors graunder; Emersed in tangled chattering; Coral social gatherings; Mystical chance smell-O-Matic; Smells like a sewer and Dinosaurs opossums; Yuk! Smells like death ......Read the rest...

...beautiful baby possum roadkill......Read the rest...

...You are on a little roll today I have no idea what he is speaking of But I know one thing He is always speaking Yak Yak Yak Yuk Yuk Yuk Yak Yak Yak Chat Chat Chat Blab Blab Blab Gossip Gos......Read the rest...

...Laughter and ruin tells the story,                                     of our first family dinner.   Married just six short months,                ......Read the rest...

...My mom and dad loved drinking coffee black,                    the coffee pot was full and never did lack.                        The air in the morning was ......Read the rest...

...She stood there and slooshed on the grass at her feet She’d have to move forward before she dared eat She walked a few paces to discover that Some other cow had left a foul splat Wherever she l......Read the rest...

...Fluffy The cat climbed the tree; He had ran away from me; Yet he stills meows; To far up now; How meow gonna git down now? 6/27/21 Written words by James Edward Lee ......Read the rest...