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YUK

Washing hands was a bit of a pain
It seemed hygiene had gone down the drain
In this primitive scene
They just didn’t feel clean
So I went home and washed them again

Premium Member No Escaping Political Yuk

   Nothing to say
      but that’s ok
   Watching too much
      political yuk… 

   Time to step outdoors
      get in tune with nature
   Take in a session 
      of my state legislature

Yuk

beautiful
baby possum
roadkill


Premium Member Ran Up the Tree Fluffy the Cat Still Stuck Up There Yuk-

Fluffy The cat climbed the tree;
He had ran away from me;
Yet he stills meows;
To far up now;
How meow gonna git down now?


6/27/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©

Premium Member Book of Jokes Makes Me Chuckle Yuk Yuk

so I love my book
its read is so silly funny
with special humor
also had strange attitude 
reads of a tale makes me smile



8/16/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020 ©

Premium Member Yuk Yuks

You must be careful if you really don't know
Where you're going cuz you might miss the show
You paid big bucks
At famous YukYuks
Laughed so hard, peed your panties, hope it don't snow


Premium Member Girls Yuk

When I was just a mere ankle biter
A just a wisp of a lad
I hated girls
They were very spiteful
Pulled their tongues out at us boys
Were nasty and so bad.

They always called us names
And showed their knickers
Doing hand stands and cart wheels in games
And shouting out rude names.

They made me so embarrassed
And my big sister used to tease me
I hated girls but I was so unlucky
Because I didn't just have one sister
But three.

Wearing their out grown clothes
Was murder
I was the only boy with a yellow dress
With pink ribbons and bows.

Well as I got a bit older
I noticed girls started to get sticking out bits
They were bursting in their clothes
And had got such big..........
Lips.

I suddenly,noticed how pretty they were
And good to kiss
They tasted very nice
And their smell was one of bliss.

Once I hated girls
But now I can't get enough
I now rely on seeing them in men's art magazines
And use my imagination
Oh boy life can be so tuff.


Peter Dome.Copyright.2015.May.

Yuk

wheezing, sneezing allergies
about to get the best of me
puffy eyes and they tear
I think I need some benadryl
cause the freeze din't cure my ills

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