Best Yeah Poems
I loved you
I hate you
The picture and Sees candy I gave you for Christmas
Me there you smiled and accepted with gratitude
Me not around, she put her two cents in,
You got on stage and dissed it
It had been a wonderful night
I pick up the phone
We intended to meet for dinner
Quickly found out you did a shitty job of picking a winner
You tell me your girl doesn't want me in your home
I'm your daughter, your princess, not a bar fly
Jealousy is such a wicked and ugly color
The darkest sound and tone
Finding out your father has a wobbly backbone
Your girl yelled at me on the phone,
Accused me of names,
Cast me from her Casa of Eden
You see two cats fighting
For you it's a stroke to the ego, makes you more vein.
Asked you to therapy,
Man...that was deep
Yeah right! Got no where with you
Felt like one person trying to know down the Berlin wall
What are you a deer in the headlights?
If I can admit wrong so should you
It's not all on me as you would want me to believe is true
Thought this is a challenge in life you gotta play out
One day I opened my eye,
Staring at the ceiling I realized
I'd gone to buy a card for you,
All the loving writes
Nothing related to you baby
Something was wrong
You were wrong for treating me bad
I was wrong for accepting
No more..no more
Hit the road dad..and dont you come back no more
But ifya wanna call me one
is ok
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bows to feng shui
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i sometimes dance to giddiness
i sometimes dance to sorrow
i sometimes can't find uncensored tunes to dance to
gotta get up tomorrow
to whom ever's drumming
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as some would have it
grin
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as others would have it
chagrin
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Right isn't so important
when ya need help
we've all been taught
needing help is sign of weakness....
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I beg to differ.
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Throw it in there
seriously
c'mon
how much have ya to lose?
It’s winter –
the blow comes
hard now
I sit and wait and wonder
what will happen to me.
Where has my life gone.
I’m only seventeen.
Has my future
gone up in smoke?
This continues to bother me,
but, I’ll work it out tomorrow,
tonight I need a fix.
When I was a just little girl
Daddy told me a tale
About how I’d find my Prince
Then I’d wear a wedding veil
He said...
Your Prince will be brave and strong
He will keep safe you from harm
He’ll always stand right by your side
Proud to have you on his arm
He will share with you his riches
He’ll Comfort you at night
He’ll wipe away your falling tears
And when it’s dark, he’ll be your light
He will be honest and faithful
On him I could depend
For he would be the man
With whom my life I’d spend
I finally thought I met my Prince
Our wedding bells did chime
It didn’t take very long
To realize I married slime
Strong and Brave?
Late one night while sleeping
I heard a crash, “what was that?”
He quickly shoved me out of bed
“Don’t forget the baseball bat”
Stand beside me?
Nightly we would take a walk
But in his steps I would tread
For this loving Prince of mine
Was always many blocks ahead
Share his riches?
This always makes me laugh
He promised a new car I would get
But when we left the dealership
He drove off in his new Corvette
Honest and faithful?
How do I love thee?
Let me count the lies
Since when does faithful mean
Playing between another’s thighs
Daddy you said he’d wipe my tears
But that was just a lie
You see it was this loving Prince
That always made me cry
I don’t believe in fairy tales
Or that dreams will come true
I’ve only ever met one Prince
Daddy, that Prince was you!
Hell Yeah-Hip Hop rose up bustin the scene in 85’
Hell Yeah-All fun clear rhymes and rap attacks no stabbin backs
Hell Yeah-But then things changed got re-arranged with gangsta rap
Hell Yeah-Rhymes misogynistic but still linguistic with twisted lines
Hell Yeah-Things took a deadly turn in 96’
Hell Yeah-Pac passed leavin hip hop in disarray
Hell Yeah-Big Poppa died his Mama cries til’ this day
Hell Yeah-Jay-Z came up changin hip hop eva since
Hell Yeah-Hip hop more pop but still a drop of gangsta rap
Hell Yeah-Where will she go with sweeter flows nobody knows
speak it as it was to be
something for a world of
people to love and admire.
delicious and special.
she wanted something that was flavored naturally.
we determined that a sweet fruity flavor would
be best. because she was cooking chicken
and felt it was best to have as much chicken as vegetables
she decided to make it easier on herself by using
something large to marinate the birds in.
she was cooking twenty game hens, and wanted a mixture of flavor
to marinate the birds in.
she came up with this.
in a large roasting pan she added,
5 pounds of grapes (vines and leaves)
2 trouts (scaled and cleaned)
4 garlic bulbs (halved and unpeeled)
5 medium onions(quartered with peels)
10 lemons(squeeze the juice and and halved)
5 sprigs of rosemary
4 sprigs of thyme
2 gingerootz (chopped)
5 small chilis (halved)
1 cup of cilantro
roast for about one hour( to extract the pungent aromas)
you only want the juices that are extracted from the mixture
drain by using a colander, and a fine screen.
allow to cool.
in a blender add
2 cups of olive oil
1/4 cup of salt
2 green peppers
1 large red onion
2 small chilis (seeds removed)
2 cup of red wine
3 cups of lime juice
1 cup of light brown sugar
4 tablespoons of ground ginger
1/2 cup of white vinegar
7 cloves of garlic
mix smooth and add to the cool mixture
2 two five gallon buckets with lids
add the game hens and pour mixture to cover all the birds.
marinate overnight.
broil birds in the oven until done.
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1 and one half cups of lemon juice
1 cup of coconut milk
1 cup of grapefruit juice
4 tablespoons of cayenne pepper
1/2 cup of honey
8 tablespoons of crushed garlic
1 cup of minced shallots
1 cup of coconut flakes
1/4 cup of light brown sugar
6 tablespoons of rum
4 tablespoons of grounded cumin
1 and 1/4 cup of olive oil
1/4 cup of mint leaves
3 pounds of deveined shrimp
marinade.
in a large roasting pan, add 1 cup of butter
and a half cup of olive oil
sautee about
6 cups of chopped eggplants,
6 cups of diced (cooked potatoes)
1 cup of green onions
add shrimp (cook shrimp underdone!)
add marandae and thicken with cornstarch
You wanna come over?
Sorry made plans.
Know that don't appeal to your mans'
vision of what I should oughta be doin
but is ok...
'cause here what I've got to say about that.
Is a two way street, sugar
and don't know where you've driven
but I've met road-huggers
of 'bout every make, model and style
think I'll give in
to inequality. You wanna be with me?
Than make me feel least half as good
as I do you.
Fellow Crocs here’s a meal we should share
How we do it I really don’t care
Since we are so many
Some may not get any
And I really don’t think that is fair!
Yeah Right!
(This is a fictional poem)
A man came to my table and took my A1.
He jumped when I shot him with my gun.
That bullet went in the left cheek of his ass.
He dropped the A1 and shattered the glass.
When the bottle broke, the sauce was all over the floor.
That man was rubbing his butt because it was very sore.
He was extremely angry because I shot him in his tush.
I started laughing when I saw that he was George Bush.
I'll shoot anybody who takes my A1 even though it's blunt.
A1 yeah, it's that important.
the time got away
right on my day off of course
it always happens....
She has 50,00 followers,
He has 1,00,00, followers, really,
Yeah but what does it really mean?
Should we give a bean?
Will it ruin many a dream?
With productivity now quite lean,
As we follow someone else's billion-dollar dream,
With our hands always clean,
And minds scrubbed even cleaner,
Oblivious to a world that has just got meaner.
So, yeah that's what it all means!
Close Authority is shared between the Doctor and the Nurse
you’re a blessing, why then so scared of any curse?
The king is the only authority at par as the queen
so that her powers in full are his majestic screen.
An old hut cannot intimidate a fancy shelter
so also a powered motor not below a wooden mortar.
The devil knows your might but still proves foxy
but stand and show your strength as God’s own proxy.
Please may I be abrupt, it's the nature of this beast
Especially with ones wine, it's the fuelling of thine feast
Well, I'm a man, so let me make my start
I'm prone to erupt, no anger, but simply fart
To also roar I can, with an incredible furore
Dare to be awoken, I'm now like childish sore
I've also been known to gurn, about the slightest thing
C'mon, I'm just a man, what more can I bring
Moaning yes, I can't do this, moaning, I can't do that
I'm starting to believe, I'm a useless male diplomat
So what can I do to irritate you, and be just who I am
Ha ha, your only joking, it's simply poetic scam!
You know the story.
Some called it mis-
management, some
said it was original.
We know one thing
it was mirror to create
an effective strategy.
When management
changed they keep the
same format, keeping
the structure, but changing
What we knew into what we
know. Putting the status of
Current conditions on hold
to make room for recognition.
We thought they were creating
Championships to give recognition
to those who were losses in the
shuffle, stirring up the fans for a
big pop; that was included but
what we didn't know, it was the prerequisite
to our new division wrestling league.
They used two nights, two battle royals
Twenty men each, two different leagues.
These men would team, in reverse order.
The winner from one night would tag
with the first man out from a different night
Than when paired would. be set to
Go at it in a Tagteam Battle Royal.
The out come to be announced at
the battle royals conclusion.
They showed the two battle royals,
They set the date. But things never
go that easy. It takes a lot of planning
get that many people together. A couple
Managers looked out for there clients
interest, and demanded the battle royal
to be put on the first half of the show to
ensure the interest of many, won't favor
a few or one individual. They also demanded
that management would prerecord what
the surprise was, and release it elsewhere
Live during the show, during the live event.
They got what they wanted.
The match went on and, we got winners at
24:04. The Committee leaders came to the
Ring trophies and breifcases. Chairperson
Souse Slancer made the announcement.
The winners of the contest were crowned
New world tagteam champions; but we're
Named duel co-number one contenders to
the new World's Title. To be contested
Later that night! He wished them good luck
and had them separated and excited from
the ring.He announced the last team eliminated
to be number one contenders, and forfeited
the championship on behalf of the tag champs,
and named the number one contender as new
Tag champions.
Have you ever been on the train or bus
take a sniff and sit with disgust?
There's a bad feeling in your gut
because you know you smell some butt
All you think is someone move me
cause I'm tired of smelling this ladies Coochie
It's only a few stops,
you can't loose your seat,
but it's killing you smelling
that man's feet
You're nauceaus and there's sweat in your palms
It's the tart smell of underarms
Getting from here to there is a chore
and just when you think you can't take no more,
you talk to someone cause that's all that's left
and the whole time you can see their breath
I know that this may sound harsh
so do us all a favor...
PLEASE WASH!!!