Best Willie Poems
My name is Willie.
Isn't that silly?
People think I'm, a worm.
The truth is, really,
When it's no longer chilly,
I am a worm...short term.
I have a mystique,
A secret technique,
For awhile, I'll say goodbye.
But in a few weeks,
I'll look rather chic,
I'll be a colorful butterfly.
3/5/23
Daniel Turner
Willie Winkie got wed to Sue Lee.
Consummation though just could not be.
The more that they tried,
the more Sue Lee cried.
Winkle’s willy was just much too wee.
"Joe Willie Namath"
Joe Willie Namath
Super Bowl famous
shaved his football legs to sell pantyhose
wore white mink coat on sidelines for camera pose.
Broadway Joe Willie
drinking booze made him silly
on ESPN ..Suzie refused to be kissed
captured on sports video fans booed and hissed.
*For P.D.'S Clerihew Contest.
Wee Willie the leprechaun,
Likes to hang out with fairies and fauns;
'Cause they're wee people you see,
Magical much like he,
And they play through the woods until dawn.
Now Willie's a bit of a joker.
Of jokes he is the town broker.
You can't put one by him,
'Cause he's the front lineman.
Like all leprechauns he's a smoker.
If you catch him he must grant a wish;
But be careful 'cause he's no dumb fish.
To get even he'll try,
You can't trust this guy,
He's mischeivous, clever and impish.
You'll just let him go if you're smart.
With his gold he never will part.
He doesn't like robbers,
Ne'er-do-wells and like jobbers,
If you're smart you'll just let him depart.
Ain’t Nuthin To Do in Lubbock
By David J Walker
The Killer came to town
Jerry lee Lewis and his pal
Jim Ed Brown
Playin at the municipal coliseum
To a sell out crowd
Payin up to 5 bucks
Just to see ‘em playin loud
But… that Ain’t Nuthin
Cause Asleep At The Wheel an
Jerry Jeff Walker an The Mains Brothers,
Waylon n Willie and a lot of others
Includin Alvin Crow were still knocking em dead at
Back to back weekend shows
At the Cotton Club
While all the musicians in town
went to see Stevie Ray V
wailing on his fender
At Stubbs where Lou kept the BBQ ribs
And the cold beer comin
Joe Ely was there being cool
playin pool
tradin licks Jesse guitar Taylor
And Some fool still says….
Ain’t nuthin to do in Lubbock
By Robert (Bob) Moore
Wee Willie Winkie running through the town
just had a shandy and a good lie down
Mary’s running after him cause she’s just had one too
now she’s up the duff, and she don’t know what to do
she has to marry Willie before the Fall
guess Wee Willies Winkie, wasn’t so wee at all.
Hey Willie howya doin?
How I hope y'doin' fine
I haven't heard a word of you
In too damn long a time
So I'm sittin' here just wishin'
That there's really nothin' wrong
And someday like tomorrow
You'll sing another song
There's lotsa folk that's singin'
and some songsa kinda fine
But I haven't heard a word of you
In too damn long a time
So I'll roll me up a pinner
Sit back and pick a song
To maybe pen a winner
That'll make you sing along
Oh it's fun to sing a song
and it's great to sing along
So come on back where you belong
How I hope there's nothin' wrong
Then again, I'd smoke a blunt with anyone.
Willie McCovey
Baseball great
Baseball glory gone
Hank Aaron
Home run king
Passing by Babe Ruth
Say hey Willie Mays
Basket catch
Superstar
Micky Mantle plays
Baseball world
Roger Maris twin
Little Willie Warbler can sing
His voice is a beautiful thing
It will bring you to tears
You'll forget all your fears
In the wonderful melodies he brings
There once was a guy called Wee Willie
Who chased every old mare and filly
He was welcomed around
Every bedroom in town
For his willie was really a dilly
Bill Mauldin, the innovative creator of GIs Willie and Joe,
Irked Georgie Patton but thankfully Ike told him where to go!
Billy told it like it was for the grubby grunts in the grime and mud.
Georgie couldn't abide Billy's barbs 'cause he was an old fuddydud!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Wriggly, wriggly, Willie Worm,
you’re so cute when you squirm!
You move your body to and fro
and that propels you to up and go!
Squiggly, squiggly, Willie Worm,
you soften the earth when you turn
and channel rain for plants and fruits
to trickle down and water roots.
Wiggly, wiggly, Willie Worm,
do not wander away from home.
You must not let your skin get dry
for you might shrivel up and die!
Giggly, giggly you earn a grin
whenever I feel your wrinkly skin.
I dare to hold you but it’s best
if I don’t, you won’t be stressed.
Wee Willy Winkie
Sprained his little pinkie
Wee Wendy Winkie
Fixed him up by jinkies
The best 2021 perk
Was a space flight for Captain Kirk
An Enterprise
Where no one dies
Proving fantasy just might work