Best Willie Poems

My name is Willie.
Isn't that silly?
People think I'm, a worm.
The truth is, really,
When it's no longer chilly,
I am a worm...short term.

I have a mystique,
A secret technique,
For awhile, I'll say goodbye.
But in a few weeks,
I'll look rather chic,
I'll be a colorful butterfly.  


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Willie Winkie got wed to Sue Lee.
Consummation though just could not be.
The more that they tried,
the more Sue Lee cried.
Winkle’s willy was just much too wee....

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      "Joe Willie Namath"


Joe Willie Namath
Super Bowl famous
shaved his football legs to sell pantyhose
wore white mink coat on sidelines for camera pose.


Broadway Joe Willie
drinking booze made him silly
on ESPN ..Suzie refused to be kissed
captured on sports video fans booed and...

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We think we are free but we’re not….”I have a full proof method for controlling your black slaves”…..yet we’re not slaves anymore…Are we?….we’re chained by ignorance we are whipped by our own stupidity only leaving us to soak in our own humility….”It will control the...

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Wee Willie the leprechaun,
Likes to hang out with fairies and fauns;
'Cause they're wee people you see,
Magical much like he,
And they play through the woods until dawn.

Now Willie's a bit of a joker.
Of jokes he is the town broker.
You can't put one by him,
'Cause he's the...

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By Robert (Bob) Moore

Wee Willie Winkie running through the town
just had a shandy and a good lie down
Mary’s running after him cause she’s just had one too
now she’s up the duff, and she don’t know what to do
she has to marry Willie before the Fall
guess...

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Hey Willie howya doin?
How I hope y'doin' fine
I haven't heard a word of you
In too damn long a time

So I'm sittin' here just wishin'
That there's really nothin' wrong
And someday like tomorrow
You'll sing another song

There's lotsa folk that's singin'
and some songsa kinda fine
But I haven't heard...

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Then again, I'd smoke a blunt with anyone....

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Willie McCovey
Baseball great
Baseball glory gone

Hank Aaron
Home run king
Passing by Babe Ruth

Say hey Willie Mays
Basket catch
Superstar

Micky Mantle plays
Baseball world
Roger Maris twin...

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There once was a guy called Wee Willie
Who chased every old mare and filly
He was welcomed around 
Every bedroom in town
For his willie was really a dilly...

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Little Willie Warbler can sing
His voice is a beautiful thing
It will bring you to tears
You'll forget all your fears
In the wonderful melodies he brings...

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Bill Mauldin, the innovative creator of GIs Willie and Joe,

   Irked Georgie Patton but thankfully Ike told him where to go!

Billy told it like it was for the grubby grunts in the grime and mud.

   Georgie couldn't abide Billy's barbs 'cause...

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Wriggly, wriggly, Willie Worm,
you’re so cute when you squirm!
You move your body to and fro
and that propels you to up and go!

Squiggly, squiggly, Willie Worm,
you soften the earth when you turn
and channel rain for plants and fruits
to trickle down and water roots.

Wiggly, wiggly, Willie Worm,
do...

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Wee Willy Winkie
Sprained his little pinkie

Wee Wendy Winkie
Fixed him up by jinkies...

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Ain’t Nuthin To Do in Lubbock
By David J Walker

The Killer came to town 
Jerry lee Lewis and his pal
Jim Ed Brown 
Playin at the municipal coliseum
To a sell out crowd 
Payin up to 5 bucks 
Just to see ‘em playin loud
But…	that Ain’t Nuthin
Cause Asleep At...

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