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Willie Winkle and Sue Lee

Willie Winkie got wed to Sue Lee.
Consummation though just could not be.
The more that they tried,
the more Sue Lee cried.
Winkle’s willy was just much too wee.

Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2023

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Linda Alice Fowler Date: 8/21/2023 9:08:00 AM LOL. Still laughing at this Andrea. Congratulations! :) Login to Reply

Janice Canerdy Date: 8/18/2023 8:18:00 PM LOL! Good one, Andrea. CONGRATS on your win! Login to Reply

Suzanne Delaney Date: 8/18/2023 6:11:00 PM Ha ha Andy: Congratulations on your bawdy win. In the sequel Sue Lee learns the trigger to make Winkle’s wee willy bigger. Lol SuZ Login to Reply

R J. Elless Date: 8/18/2023 2:12:00 PM Andrea, Congratulations on your win. Have a great Day. Login to Reply

Tania Kitchin Date: 8/18/2023 1:57:00 PM Andrea, this is my favorite one, so funny, congratulations on your winning placement, a fav! Login to Reply

Paula Goldsmith Date: 8/18/2023 1:07:00 PM Congratulations on your fun Limerick win. Have a great day/weekend.............. Login to Reply

Terry Miller Date: 8/18/2023 2:50:00 AM Ha ha ha , very funny; congratulations Login to Reply

Terry Flood Date: 8/3/2023 5:03:00 PM And yet you look like such a clean living girl, Andrea,.. I’m shocked. Although my wife once found a cucumber in the bed… I told her it was in case I fancied a snack… Ha ha…. I would guess this is for Tania’s contest, so all the best for that. Terry Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/5/2023 11:22:00 AM haha, YOU with the cucumber? You might be shocked by the humor I enjoy on TV and the many R rated flicks I have watched.

Charmaine Chircop Date: 8/2/2023 2:49:00 PM Hehe..Super funny Dear Andrea.Loved this. Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/5/2023 11:38:00 AM thanks, sweetie.

Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/2/2023 2:27:00 PM The marriage was just not meant to be - As Willie was no match for Sue Lee - She showed him the door - Had expected more - The wedding night was a misery… Belle Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/5/2023 11:23:00 AM cool!!

Mike Bayles Date: 8/2/2023 7:41:00 AM Good rhyme and a wee bit of humor. Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/5/2023 11:39:00 AM thanks, Mike

David Fisher Date: 8/1/2023 4:17:00 PM Oh boy, what to do. This is too funny! Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/5/2023 11:39:00 AM thanks, David

Ilene Bauer Date: 8/1/2023 2:22:00 PM hilarious and adorable, andrea - a rare combination! Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/5/2023 11:38:00 AM thanks so much.

Jan Allison Date: 8/1/2023 10:03:00 AM hahaha this is soooooo funny wish I'd written it Andrea! Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/5/2023 11:38:00 AM great praise coming from my humorous poet friend!

John Read Date: 8/1/2023 9:52:00 AM I don't know who to feel more sorry for,Sue Lee or We Willy Winkle. hugs John xx Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/5/2023 11:25:00 AM just fake story, so all in fun. Now imagine this TRUE story: my mother knew a women who married a guy that was too BIG for her. Apparently she was a tiny woman. She divorced him.