Willie Winkle and Sue Lee

Willie Winkie got wed to Sue Lee.
Consummation though just could not be.
The more that they tried,
the more Sue Lee cried.
Winkle’s willy was just much too wee.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Fowler Avatar
August 21, 2023 at 9:08 AM
LOL. Still laughing at this Andrea. Congratulations! :)
Canerdy Avatar
August 18, 2023 at 8:18 PM
LOL! Good one, Andrea. CONGRATS on your win!
Delaney Avatar
August 18, 2023 at 6:11 PM
Ha ha Andy: Congratulations on your bawdy win. In the sequel Sue Lee learns the trigger to make Winkle’s wee willy bigger. Lol SuZ
Elless Avatar
August 18, 2023 at 2:12 PM
Andrea, Congratulations on your win. Have a great Day.
Kitchin Avatar
August 18, 2023 at 1:57 PM
Andrea, this is my favorite one, so funny, congratulations on your winning placement, a fav!
Goldsmith Avatar
August 18, 2023 at 1:07 PM
Congratulations on your fun Limerick win. Have a great day/weekend..............
Miller Avatar
August 18, 2023 at 2:50 AM
Ha ha ha , very funny; congratulations
Flood Avatar
August 3, 2023 at 5:03 PM
And yet you look like such a clean living girl, Andrea,.. I’m shocked. Although my wife once found a cucumber in the bed… I told her it was in case I fancied a snack… Ha ha…. I would guess this is for Tania’s contest, so all the best for that. Terry
Dietrich Avatar
August 5, 2023 at 11:22 AM
haha, YOU with the cucumber? You might be shocked by the humor I enjoy on TV and the many R rated flicks I have watched.
Chircop Avatar
August 2, 2023 at 2:49 PM
Hehe..Super funny Dear Andrea.Loved this.
Dietrich Avatar
August 5, 2023 at 11:38 AM
thanks, sweetie.
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August 2, 2023 at 2:27 PM
The marriage was just not meant to be - As Willie was no match for Sue Lee - She showed him the door - Had expected more - The wedding night was a misery… Belle
Dietrich Avatar
August 5, 2023 at 11:23 AM
cool!!
Bayles Avatar
August 2, 2023 at 7:41 AM
Good rhyme and a wee bit of humor.
Dietrich Avatar
August 5, 2023 at 11:39 AM
thanks, Mike
Fisher Avatar
August 1, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Oh boy, what to do. This is too funny!
Dietrich Avatar
August 5, 2023 at 11:39 AM
thanks, David
Bauer Avatar
August 1, 2023 at 2:22 PM
hilarious and adorable, andrea - a rare combination!
Dietrich Avatar
August 5, 2023 at 11:38 AM
thanks so much.
Allison Avatar
August 1, 2023 at 10:03 AM
hahaha this is soooooo funny wish I'd written it Andrea!
Dietrich Avatar
August 5, 2023 at 11:38 AM
great praise coming from my humorous poet friend!
Read Avatar
August 1, 2023 at 9:52 AM
I don't know who to feel more sorry for,Sue Lee or We Willy Winkle. hugs John xx
Dietrich Avatar
August 5, 2023 at 11:25 AM
just fake story, so all in fun. Now imagine this TRUE story: my mother knew a women who married a guy that was too BIG for her. Apparently she was a tiny woman. She divorced him.
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