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Willie Winkle and Sue Lee

Willie Winkie got wed to Sue Lee. Consummation though just could not be. The more that they tried, the more Sue Lee cried. Winkle’s willy was just much too wee.

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Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 8/21/2023 9:08:00 AM

LOL. Still laughing at this Andrea. Congratulations! :)

Janice Canerdy

Date: 8/18/2023 8:18:00 PM

LOL! Good one, Andrea. CONGRATS on your win!

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 8/18/2023 6:11:00 PM

Ha ha Andy: Congratulations on your bawdy win. In the sequel Sue Lee learns the trigger to make Winkle’s wee willy bigger. Lol SuZ

R J. Elless

Date: 8/18/2023 2:12:00 PM

Andrea, Congratulations on your win. Have a great Day.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 8/18/2023 1:57:00 PM

Andrea, this is my favorite one, so funny, congratulations on your winning placement, a fav!

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 8/18/2023 1:07:00 PM

Congratulations on your fun Limerick win. Have a great day/weekend..............

Terry Miller

Date: 8/18/2023 2:50:00 AM

Ha ha ha , very funny; congratulations

Terry Flood

Date: 8/3/2023 5:03:00 PM

And yet you look like such a clean living girl, Andrea,.. I’m shocked. Although my wife once found a cucumber in the bed… I told her it was in case I fancied a snack… Ha ha…. I would guess this is for Tania’s contest, so all the best for that. Terry

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 8/5/2023 11:22:00 AM

haha, YOU with the cucumber? You might be shocked by the humor I enjoy on TV and the many R rated flicks I have watched.

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 8/2/2023 2:49:00 PM

Hehe..Super funny Dear Andrea.Loved this.

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 8/5/2023 11:38:00 AM

thanks, sweetie.

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 8/2/2023 2:27:00 PM

The marriage was just not meant to be - As Willie was no match for Sue Lee - She showed him the door - Had expected more - The wedding night was a misery… Belle

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 8/5/2023 11:23:00 AM

cool!!

Mike Bayles

Date: 8/2/2023 7:41:00 AM

Good rhyme and a wee bit of humor.

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 8/5/2023 11:39:00 AM

thanks, Mike

David Fisher

Date: 8/1/2023 4:17:00 PM

Oh boy, what to do. This is too funny!

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 8/5/2023 11:39:00 AM

thanks, David

Ilene Bauer

Date: 8/1/2023 2:22:00 PM

hilarious and adorable, andrea - a rare combination!

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 8/5/2023 11:38:00 AM

thanks so much.

Jan Allison

Date: 8/1/2023 10:03:00 AM

hahaha this is soooooo funny wish I'd written it Andrea!

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 8/5/2023 11:38:00 AM

great praise coming from my humorous poet friend!

John Read

Date: 8/1/2023 9:52:00 AM

I don't know who to feel more sorry for,Sue Lee or We Willy Winkle. hugs John xx

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 8/5/2023 11:25:00 AM

just fake story, so all in fun. Now imagine this TRUE story: my mother knew a women who married a guy that was too BIG for her. Apparently she was a tiny woman. She divorced him.