Best Wer Poems
I set out lookin' fer some way to scribe,
that wer' a different, en catch yarn ear
Well first I'd try, 'ee hollerin' a rhyme,
with all CAPS, this only brought er tear,
This started me a thinkin' too look
elce-where, excep', per'aps this prose
isn't fer me, many have written 'ay book'
I'll need my style, somethin' too share
Sure fer this, they will laugh till they pee,
wouldn't it be a blessin', in this puddle
of tryin', findin' a style suited, right fer me
per'aps I'll be better off, an only doodle
keepin' this in mind, I started, I writ'
writ', en rewrit', like ne're before,
poundin' on my KeyPad, till all fingers,
akein' back, big butt twer'z bone sore,
So, If only I could catch er great line
if it wer' different, silly, too catch one's eye
I'd show 'em, too smile, durin' my life time
attain fame, per'aps, er piece of 'ee pie
Categories:
wer, appreciation, change, courage, desire,
Form:
Free verse
Gangster Comedy
Poem
Lionel Derbyshire
Shooty shooty bang bang ####
Dark alley
" siete sulla mia terra ? ..
* o ouais vous êtes une star .. bastard !
" andando a saltare in su Frenchie
* Oh yeah !! pas cher vienna
" ok lungo naso barboncino francese!
Shooty shooty bang bang ####
* hey tête de salami attendre une minute s'il vous plaît
" perché è questo frenchy ??
* comment vous connaissez mon nez est long?
" si sporge da un angolo!
" È per questo che so che sei qui Frenchy
* ah merci Mr patate! ne vous dérange si je tire maintenant?
" Vi do il piacere ..
* Je vous remercie
Shooty shooty bang bang ##
" hi Frenchy possiamo gangster in inglese si prega ?
£ Good evening ol chap ...
lovely alley to shootout..
dont you think?
£ Just marvelous old boy..
How is Agnes and the kids ..?
£ Bloodygood bloody good My Lord !
£ Ay i fancy that ... A i fancy .
£ Good night then me' lord
€ And a jolly good night to you Baron ..
Halt! Wer geht dahin !
Choochi chichi pookie boo!!
Choochi chichi pookie boo!!!
€The wives are callin us for diner Baron
Zorro ..
Yo sólo soy un francotirador español..
Categories:
wer, conflict, confusion, french, giggle,
Form:
ABC
The civilization of Egypt is a mystery,
But what I love the most is their incredible history,
It starts with Amun Ra, the god of sun;
Who was Khepri in the morning when he rolled in mud and had fun;
But he became Khnum the ram in the evening.
And this is just the beginning.
There was the god of wind- Shu,
Whose daughter was Nut, striped and blue,
She was the goddess of sky,
Whose love for Geb, the earth, would never die.
They had two sons, Set and Osiris,
And two daughters - Nephthys and Isis.
Osiris became the Pharaoh to solve his kingdom’s crisis,
And married his sister, Isis.
Set was the god of desert sand,
And chaos and Ra’s left hand.
Nephthys became the goddess of darkness, decay and death.
As the pharaoh’s protector, she killed his enemies with her fiery breathe;
Isis was very magical,
Who made Ra’s condition critical;
By creating Apophis a snake,
To defeat whom was not a piece of cake.
Horus was the son of Osiris and Isis
Meanwhile Nephthys and Set had a son Anubis.
Then there was Thoth who was a rage,
Among the Egyptians for being the God of knowledge.
Like Ra, there was also a god of moon,
Khonsu, who could delay the noon.
The scorpions had a goddess- Serqet,
While the vultures had Nekhbet,
The cats worshipped Bastet,
Meanwhile the lions had Sekhmet,
The frogs loved Heket,
While the hippos had Tawaret.
There were many Gods and Goddesses.
Like Gengen-Wer, Hapi, Sobek and Bes.
Of which, the dwarves loved Bes the best.
While Heket loved Onuris from the rest.
The geese loved Gengen-Wer.
And Horus became the God of war.
There are many, whom I don’t know,
Yet we feel their majestic halo.
-Ananya Mallik
Categories:
wer, god,
Form:
Blank verse
Guys I would like to share my FIRST WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
wrote by Mrs.Madhavi
Hey my Honeybunch,You let my first Wedding Anniversary unforgettable..
Hey guys, you know what?? I had got a pleasant surprise from my hubby.It was our 1st Marriage Anniversary on 24th April 2013. Actually we both had tight work schedule..and hubby was at pune..It was too hard to digest that v couldn’t meet each other..but some hw prepared mentally that its ok.. will meet @ weekend..After few hours bro called and said that he is going to organize party for my in-laws and mom-dad n he said..your hubby wont come bt he askd me to conduct party tonight..I got too upset bcz f dis again..dat hw cud i without hubby :(( but after few minutes i got clue frm my momma n i ws at the top f my world..everyone was waiting to cut the cake n my eyes wer desperately searching suyog..hotel assistants wer asking quite oftenly "shall v bring the cake n i ws like..no no wait..just wait.." but later dey brought the cake aftr bro's signal..n dey started clapping n played music for wishing.. Everybody said : Now stand n cut the cake..he won’t come..my bro also said how eagerly u bin w8tin n searching fr him bt he really wont cum..my bro n my family members not only confused me but hotel assistants as well regarding suyog's arival but i said where is my hubby??????? i wont cut the cake without him..gt too too upset again n emotional :(':(' was trying his phone bt he avoided my cal n msg popped out..he is busy with other manager..talk later..gt really upset bcz f dis..den i felt now seriously he won’t come..Suddenly i had glimpse f suyog n i ws like is it suyog??????? dat ws the touching moment....gt too too excited n my happiness was beyond bound..Everybody around me laughed.He hugged me n wished me..I too wished him..later we cutted the cake n he gave me nicely decorated flower bouquet..Really “You made me insane..you made me sick..men..in your love..Without you my life will be incomplete..” Heartiest congratulations to you my Honey!!!!muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and I wish you to b as my life partner fr all seven birth's..n lastly thanks fr hp pavilion lappy,beautiful sarees n amazing jewelleries.. :) :) /\./\
by:
Madhavi
Categories:
anniversary, bridal shower, care,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
It smells a little like Christmas
Cold and kind of like peaches-don't make fun of that
And it's not even September
And this time I swear if you jump off that
I'm not going to the hospital
My blood stained shirt from the show
Still smells of clove cigarettes
How can you still look so good?
Never Summer.
There's something wrong with us-- really.
Yeah, cause you'll want that there in fifteen years.
You are such an-
You got the idea four cliche's ago
Hi, hello. Yes. Thank you. Come on in.
Our subliminal messages will begin in 2.5 seconds.
You like the way you make me feel like a child.
And You're not allowed to talk anymore.
A bit chilly outside--okay, blizzard.
Don't go out in that. Doubt the car will make it back.
Taste of deep red wine. Reminds me of the word Cabaret.
Funny shows, it's like they won't let you go
Is everything broken?
Lock my bedroom door.
We're trying to have a conversation...okay, sure.
God I love the life you've made
Out there on a ramp
With everyone watching, my clothes fit better than ever
Like the hat, give him that back
One in the same
Nothing in common, no more useless input
Is that real? Really, is it?
We're going out tonight. I want you to go.
Especially when I see you 3 times a month.
How many ideas can you steal? Make it part of your own appeal.
I don't know how mnay more times I can laugh at that one
So I'll set on the snow
Think of where we are
And what you all did to my car...
This was the best time wer ever had
Then I'll go inside
Try to light our fireplace. Failure.
Be careful. You can stay with me. We'll stay inside.
It's your bedroom, but you still knock on the door before you come in
So glad I live here
If only everything was this easy for everyone as it is for them
This is the part I always wanted to play
Is this what you always want me for?
I love your face and hands
And the way you just don't care
So naive. That turns you on, I know enough to know that.
Have I really lost that much weight?
Things are so great it makes me upset.
Be my serious side and I'll be your soul
Are they still out there?
Better go check to make sure they're alive.
You love me.
And I love this.
Categories:
wer, adventure, friendship, happiness, life,
Form:
Blank verse
we wer on the roal
to our goal
both got hot
our boby began to rock
so we mabe a stop
put cloth on the rack
got in the back
not a plan
we had hot
SEX IN OUR VAN
Categories:
wer, romantic,
Form:
Light Verse
2nyt u go w/ me ndr d blu munlyt
pls do 8 swithrt f u luv me tyt
I’l w8 4 u @ ur bak g8
go awt ryt away wen evry1 s n bed
dz wer d las tx msgs of my s2pd bf
ho 1nts 2 elop w/o myndng d concquens
Translation:
Tonight you go with me under the blue moonlight
Please do it sweetheart if you love me tight
I’ll wait for you at your back gate
Go out right away when everyone is in bed
These were the last text messages of my stupid boy friend
Who wants to elope without minding the consequence
Sept. 7, 2012
Categories:
wer, love, me, romance, boy,
Form:
Couplet
Note
(Try to put your best Scottish accent on when reading this one)
Disguarded fae the workplace, rusted red distorted frame.
Mangled handles reachin' oot like a wee disguarded bairn.
Were ye pushed aroon' a factory,heavin' loads or liftin' grain.
Old wheelbarrow, a ponder fae whit walk o' life ye came.
Old wheelbarrow, a ponder fae whit walk o' life ye came.
Wer' ye wheeled aroon' all day in the snaw an' wind an' rain.
Yer tyre treed is bare noo an' has seen far better days.
You've been a mate tae many wi' the heevy loads you've raised.
Yer bolts an' axles aches an' pains are a burden o' yer past.
Manufactured in the 60s an' for sure wir built tae last.
After all yer toil an' efforts,the flickers gone noo fae yer flame.
Old wheelbarrow, a ponder fae whit walk o' life ye came.
Old wheelbarrow,a ponder fae whit walk o' life ye came.
Did you carry sand or rubble, did ye muck oot on the fairm?
Yer buckets lying twisted like a face that's had a batterin'.
As the rain hits aff your rusty hinge, i hear a pitter-patterin'.
Ye look like you've been there a while,as yon weeds make ye their home.
Wi' yer pal lyin' there down at yer side ,old flattened traffic cone.
Old wheelbarrow, a ponder fae whit walk o' life you came.
Your future's no' too bright but we all can say the same.
'Cause oor country's in a rut right noo and it's all hands to the pumps.
The pension age has risen and we're all doon in the dumps.
Old wheelbarrow i ponder,will i fix up yer old frame?
And work ye till you drop (again!) It's oor Governments main aim.
(Well done,good ascent! Pour yourself a wee whisky,now)
Categories:
wer, lifelife, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Joseph your like the brother i never had,
loosing you has his hit me so bad,
i wish i was still asleep and this was all a nightmare,
cause im scared of wakening up now and admitting to myself that your not there!
I cant bare the thought of never seeing or speaking to you again,
its just not right
i wish your death was something i could fight,
im angry and frustrated that life has turned out this way,
cos theres a few things to you id like to say..
I love u so much i always have
i cant believe im writing this to you,
i keep looking up hoping you'll jump out from somewhere & make me laugh!
You were so funny your patter was class,
even though u were so clumsy and kicked over the odd glass :)
You loved your scrap and any antique,
remember that old fireplace that my dad said you wernt to keep,
No-one thought it was worth anything so you carried it all by yourself and your research paid off you were up 6 tun and they wer all ticked off :)
It's been a few days now that youve been gone and already it feels too long,
I think that the angel who has taken you from us has got it wrong,
But they don't make a mistake,
it's only the special ones that they take
She must've seen that you were one of a kind,
and there was no other person like you she could find,
Were all angry with this angel for taking you away, but no matter what joe forever in our hearts you will stay xx
Categories:
wer, bereavement, cousin, death, emotions,
Form:
ABC
I neva envsagd dat I wil enta dis knd of mess
wat I dtest most in lif now covas me wit hs dress
No notin abt drug traffikin , yt I ws accuzd
Is it a crime 2 help a frnd in ned?dis made me confuzd
wen d content of d bag ws opend I felt djectd
Ignoranc is nt an excuz,all my appeals wer rjectd.
*No--know ;neva--never ;envsagd--envisaged
enta--enter ;dat--that ;dis---this ;knd---kind
covas--covers ;wat--what ;lif---life ;wit---with
hs--his ;2--to ;abt---about ;traffikin--trafficking
yt--yet ;ned---need ;frnd---friend ;confuzd---confused
wen--when ; d--the ;opend--opened ;djectd--dejected
Ignranc--ignorance ;nt--not; excuz--excuse;wer--were
rjectd---rejected
CONTEST:"Text Talk" sponsored by David Williams
Categories:
wer, depression, sad, me, drug,
Form:
Couplet
I am always by ur side
Sitting silently in d dark, open your eyes i want to see the spark ,
Don't b quiet,don't b mum ,hold my hand dont b tiresum,
I swear i wont let u fall,i swear now there wouldnt b any brawl,
You were so vivid ,you wer so full of life ..
turn back i m thre by ur side...
Come in to my arms ,hold me tight
every thing will b fine ,trust me my life..
U r my heaven , u r my world
don't say leave me alone dunt even utter a word...
I love you and will love u so farr...
U are my life .. my shining star..
keep a smile which u always used to do ..
nothing is so innocent ,nothing is so true as you..
Show me your smile made my life again worthwhile
Do it for once, at-least do it for us ,
Love is the only reason which connects us..
Let me come closer , let me make u smile..
I can see the pearl twinkling in your eye..
You are my world you are my life..
Turn back i am there by your side...
Categories:
wer, love, life, me, life,
Form:
Romanticism
Mary and Angelica ,ladies of great renown
Painters extraordinaire in Ol' London town
Both founding members of the R & A
Still life,portraits & history on a grand scale-
Left out of a group painting because they were not male !
Mary Moser & Angelica Kauftmann help to found the R & A but were left out of the 1770's
painting of Academicians .There wer to be no other women members until 1922.
Categories:
wer, art, people
Form:
Narrative
lokt dikshuneri
kipin eet, kees laustt
diss iys hardd
lokt mynd
kent tingk
wer diyd mye
spelink en mynd gaw?
awt da weendoe
nid napp baad
Categories:
wer, on writing and words
Form:
Light Verse
let's take a look at the beginning
wen the matters in your heart mattered to u alone
wen like BoB b4 Airplanes u wer unknown
wen the pp u had on speed dial wldn pick up e fone
n u hid the tears that only u knew wer dripping
fast forward to the here n now
to the thunderous applause u hear wen u take a bow
to the microphones that flood u to hear u speak
to how ur opinions r published week after week
who wlda thot that dis was all id take
a lil fame a lil fortune wit only jus ur soul at stake
sometimes wen the champagne wears n its quiet out
those lil flashbulbs tha go on n off its cald doubt
u knw that maybe dis lyf aint so cool
its got u dancn to their whims like okomfo anokye for the golden stool
n honestly hon who u tryna fool
so uv got mags writng down ur salad makn tips
n women lust afta ur collagen fild lips
u knw ur worth more han wat uv become
but u kip lyn to urself tha wats ben dun is dun
but we both know hon..it's only just begun...
Categories:
wer, urban,
Form:
people say sisters are there for you to talk to, to look up to, to be there for you know matter what.
well in my case i cant trust my sisters all thy do is judge me and make fun of me jst because im a goody goody and im weird, well i rather be a good girl and weird thn how they wer when they wre my age
i can never count on them and any time i tell them a secret that i dont want any one to find about thhey end up telling every one
i like being myself but my sisters judge me and make fun of me with there friends
i can trust my older brother hes some one i can look up to
some one i trust he doesnt judge me he helps me with my problems
i love my brother
Categories:
wer, brother, sister, me, fun,
Form:
ABC