Best Warranties Poems
Breaking DownOur bodies, like machines, break down,
Their warranties expired,
So slowly we relinquish
Certain habits we’ve acquired.
The jog morphs into walking;
The glass of wine, a sip.
The dinners switch to “early birds”
At places not so hip.
The muscles and the joints get stiff;
We don’t move quite as fast.
A good night’s...
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Categories:
warranties, age, body,
Form:
Rhyme
Twisted Reality
When I step inside your twisted reality ...
this is what my spiritual eyes see,
your soul revealed in it's totality
A scaly skin of self-serving morality ...
you always ask, what's in it for me,
what can you do for me materially?
Got emotional raging volcanity ...
spewing verbal pyroclastic debris,
you...
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Categories:
warranties, corruption, dark, hate, metaphor,
Form:
Verse
The Twelve Spammers' ChristmasOn the first day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . .
. . . a cut-rate Canadian Pharmacy
On the second day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . .
. . ....
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Categories:
warranties, christmas, humorous, internet, parody,
Form:
Lyric
A Candle In the DarkA Candle in the dark
I could not see
A hand holding,
Could not hear
A voice calling,
But I was cold,
And sore for sight,
Was old
Long tired of night
And any spark would do
If in passing by chance
Was left
A glow of You.
A candle in the dark
No fancy cradle
Or proper handle for...
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Categories:
warranties, allegory, allusion, beauty, best
Form:
Rhyme
Redemption: the Children of Infinity
"Redemption: The Children of Infinity"
from the belly
of the new world
revolution sleeps
biding its time ;
when all the walls
of Rome crumbled
new empires dreamed
of freedom,
releasing humans
baptised demons
no need for, sentient reasons,
no need for law
religion, politics
justice, judgement
outlawed
now corrupt,
now defunct
in the
One...
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Categories:
warranties, future, humanity, muse,
Form:
Narrative
Villanelle: the Dilemma of the Non-Violent - 16Villanelle: The Dilemma of the Non-Violent – 16
Covert modern State wiles mock Greek democracy
Must People cast votes to elect block Parties
Athenians all took part in vox populi
Founding Fathers of Great America Party
Chief Washington revolution guaranties
Covert modern State wiles mock Greek democracy
Corsican blood runs blue in...
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Categories:
warranties, political, society, violence,
Form:
Villanelle
Speaking With Donald JohnI was speaking with my good friend
Donald John
the Evangelist for AntiChrist
the other day.
And I had to ask,
Donald John,
Why are you so against health care
for all our not yet slaughtered
and otherwise dead already?
Except perhaps health services
exclusively for those able to buy a hospital
for themselves
and their...
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Categories:
warranties, earth, education, faith, health,
Form:
Political Verse
Classic RockClassic rock
Played so softly
Zooming
Grooving
Got it playing
So quietly
Though it’s kind
Of metal
Rocking
But It brings back
Cool memories
And I love
My music
But all those commercials
But even those
There so funny
Always selling insurance
And always pushing
Warranties
Offering tidbits
About John Lennon
And Michael Jackson
Buying all Beatles
Music rights
And I guess
That’s why...
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Categories:
warranties, business,
Form:
Free verse
Good-Bye Multiverse 9Sub quarks became emergent in the wondering deep
The great nothing was gracious enough to form in the beginning
Space time filled up with blinking sub atomic lights
Flowing in and out of reality with eyes on...
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Categories:
warranties, creation, deep, space,
Form:
Free verse
Gun ControlHold guns like bibles in both hands
Aim them in the air in any direction
For fun at parties invite them along
Polish off a bottle of whiskey first
Keep ammo in mayonnaise jars
For freshness cradle them like babies
If you must take guns to bed with you
Never feed them...
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Categories:
warranties, appreciation, education, identity, silly,
Form:
Free verse
Love CoverageWhat stands guaranteed?
The moon's drifting away, oh
inconstant cosmos.
Gravity fights us,
taxes come due, boys will org@sm,
some things are certain.
What about love? We
need extended warranties
for consumer faith.
Permanent pressed
love - no crumpled hopes
- investor safety.
“Love bonds”, or "emo-
care?” No worry, we’ll find a
marketable name...
p.s. I...
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Categories:
warranties, 11th grade, humor, humorous,
Form:
Senryu
Wearing OutFor most of the people I know,
Our ages are starting to show
And since eyes, hips and knees
Don’t come with warranties,
To replace them’s the best way to go.
Thus, for cataracts or the main joints,
Pain or blurriness usually points
To a doctor who will
Send a Medicare bill
When a...
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Categories:
warranties, age, body,
Form:
Limerick
When Things Eaten Eats UsThey told us to dream,
but there is this brand of dream
that is hard to imagine ... So, I'm picturing ...
and in this will-o'-the-wisp, I become
Desmodus Rotundus,
Vampiro en el grottos;
a travel pig for the mattock
pruning the roots of the people.
First...
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Categories:
warranties, analogy, dream, food,
Form:
Free verse
Ashes To AshesFeel the sound off the leaves.
Trees are talking with a whispering wind.
Deep are my roots against my shallow soul.
Giants fell in the shadow of giants.
Spiritually free beneath my mind as the prison.
Derailed by the brain which is lost to the sanctuary of my pain.
Seldom shivers...
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Categories:
warranties, emotions,
Form:
ABC
GrowingWhat kills
Are the thrills seem to have gone
Like my ever decreasing youth
I failed to use
The gift I abused
Thinking I was my God
I was entitled
My very own referee
Bingo Caller inches taller
Over all and sundry
But retracing my track's
My receipt's don't cover...
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Categories:
warranties, age,
Form:
Free verse