Gun Control

Hold guns like bibles in both hands Aim them in the air in any direction For fun at parties invite them along Polish off a bottle of whiskey first Keep ammo in mayonnaise jars For freshness cradle them like babies If you must take guns to bed with you Never feed them bullets after dark Make sure they are warm and comfy And bring their own blankets and pillows To cover loud noises To avoid indigestion Remember guns kill Keep them away from pickles in the fridge And from children for their own protection Read the directions on the box Throw the manual in the fire place Not the gun because that is dangerous Gun control is like mind control You must first have one to use it Both come with sensitive triggers With no warranties or returns to life No money back guarantees