Best Vader Poems

(This is a fictional poem)

I went to bed last night and I had a strange dream.
It was amazing how real it seemed.
In the dream my...

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battle of the sexes


~~MONA LISA SMILE
Picture Oil painting worthwhile 
Leonardo DA Vinci, look out!
What is she really smiling about?

(((The popularity of the Mona Lisa increased...

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Star Wars’ Princess Leia
    Her real  father she had no idea--
  Was  evil Vader from the Dark Force
 ...

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Poet Destroyer vs. James Gareth

Are you done taking your nap?
I read a few of your poems
You got it wrong, they are not crap
First I want...

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Star Wars Rebellion:
A galactic game of Risk—
Empire/Alliance.

Alliance Leaders:
Luke Skywalker, Han Solo,
Leia, Mon Mothma.

Young Luke Skywalker
Has to confront Darth Vader,
Becomes Jedi Knight.

Han Solo pilots
The Millenium Falcon
With...

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sure
i can write a line   or two
and rhyme it   like some poets do

i can even
 think of something   ...

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Only at that year's Gamescom might SWTOR safe the actual reward since the greatest video game. The actual MMOG performs a lot more than 3,...

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On Halloween the children play,
Dressed in fun costumes they sashay,
Through neighborhoods at dusk of day,
They make their way, they make their way.

Pirates and faeries, witches...

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Coffee and sugar 
In a large Darth Vader mug
Tastes out of this world

Some say half empty
Some say half full but I say 
Glug Glug, that...

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"Two kinds of people in this world, my friend," 
as that great thinker, Tuco, used to say: 
the road to Wigan Pier has reached its...

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Military maneuvers,
conducted by starship troopers,
make a Lot of king Chedorlaomer noise

Earhole space
penetrated by the Pentagon puffing pace ... 
stealth sound of smoke signals
Warning drumbeat signs...

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This is a lethal ink injection.
I know I’m blessed to have rejection 
Haters in my life 
only lead to introspection 
Understand 
I’m still the man
Who...

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Have you always thought that something was true
And then find out that it wasn’t then
There are beliefs of the masses found to be untrue
Named after...

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Shush Sushobhan, 
she’s pushing her hand to my rock hard in the back of reception 
your girl wowing at my fat long perfection, 
I guess...

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Star Wars Lullaby

Sing to the skies a Star Wars lullaby
Stay clear of the pentagram and other unkind signs 
That sway out there on waves of...

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