Best Twice As Nice Poems

If a star is twice as massive as the sun,
my heart has no cause to roam or run.

I will sojourn in the sparkles of the skies,
staring at the bright light in your eyes.

If love is truly as timeless as light and life,
I will woo the...

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It’s better to expect too little
Rather than too much.
When expectations run too high,
They’re often out of touch.

If you assume an outcome,
You may soon be out of joint
When you find that what you’d hoped for
May instead just disappoint.

It could be a meal or movie
Or a date...

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Mum had always said sex carries a price.
That waiting til after marriage was nice.
A photo! Wait a minute.
Their wedding, I was in it!
That's when she told me they were married twice?
...

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I’s got six kids
Six mongrel dogs 
Living in one bed broken down shack
From six whisky drinkin’ hogs
And a v8, v8 Cadillac parked out back

Yes I have six children 
Nine months apart
Gots to buy six dozen nappies
From the second had counter at Wallmart

Once for experience
And I...

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