Best Tone Deaf Poems

"If you're really in love, appearances aren't important. The best house is the one you build in each other's hearts."
Jung Yu jin

Autumn's alliterations amplified an...

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If you are plagued with dragons in your basement,
And you have tried, without success, to drive them out.
If you need advice and dragon information,
That's what...

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Damn this isle of mine...
solitary awkwardness surrounds
  stifles, and strangles, and estranges
    deranges, debases, encases, entraps
     ...

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BEING HUMAN BEINGS

some people are evil. 
Maliciously.

Some people create  drama. Monstrosities..

Some people have ulterior motives. Intentionally.

Some people have remorse.  An apology.

Some people have...

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Stan wants to be an Entertainer, however he's tone deaf and has two left feet
















10-9-16
Contest: Funny One Liner
Sponsor: Silent One...

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Sally was a silly sheep,
all she did all day was sleep.
She was woolly with skin so fair.
All the rams loved her silky hair.
But she'd always...

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Amadeus - Amade

Where!  Where to honor you, Amadeus –
In the city of the waltz –
In palaces gilded with golden light
In cathedral dust, forgotten,
In mountain...

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Don't you think that this title is darkly divine?
But, of course, there will have to be weirdness that’s funny,
Though my nightmares are many and have...

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An ancient tone-deaf vicar named Fred
His parishioners he loved to wed
When he starts to sing
The bells they would ring…
For his voice would awaken the dead!

Jan...

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There once was a Lass from up around Mass
Who ventured down south for some schoolin’

The boys were all giddy because she was so pretty,
But none...

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Dare Listen
            by Odin Roark

Time chooses to whisper,
Having endured shouting decades,
A species’ feigned listening,
Maelstrom's...

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 ( "Write the truest sentence you know."  - F. Scott Fitzgerald ) 


Variant plurals suffering suffixation's whims;
fly-tomatoes and the valley boo-mouse,
when the sheep...

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I will start with a word
Not knowing where it will take me
"inconsistencies"
No never mind
Forget that word
Oh **** I can't think of a word
What kind of...

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I've recorded the song, which you can hear here:

I did vocals and guitar - Sung to the tune of "We Can Work it Out" 


What...

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"Moments devour us
ever since we have been speaking
a language we don't understand...

we, like stale wine,
evaporate into parallel lives
crushing dialogues into pieces
of shards that taint life’s...

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