Best Toadies Poems

Midst anger fester the fox's concerns
    infecting every breathing room
  with pique and plaint in brilliance painted
    ensconced...

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Moe
Larry
Curly

Shep 
Joe

This Three-Fifth Stooges moron quartet
are brain-slow slugs you don’t wanna IQ know

Just sitting on a milk crate,
waiting outside of the MGM studio gate
Moe, Larry...

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Don of Trivia Sir Floccinaucinihilipilification
                    Popped...

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"50 Words for Poe: Shark"




The Shark’s name was Bruce
he liked to drive with his head 
hanging out the car 
mouth wrapped around a 
Montecristo Dantes...

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Dangerous is presence of the feeling 
called Power

The notorious fist that clenched the 
sun
An abominable eye that bridled the 
dark
The pride when blended with ego...

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On the cyber-stallion 
of military might,

           against the backdrop 
     ...

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Those with time to the brink are on the irk.
Sincere toadies do not cast magic shirk.
People who have also been hugely hurt.
People tranced with the...

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Listen to what the snake charmers say:
We be sulfuric scaly bellies,
flicking poisonous tongues on the telly
Idoly speak pure Orwellie — 
Down is up  ...

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Astride his cyber-stallion of hi-tech military might,
   against the backdrop of missile silos, he's a fearsome sight,
      the...

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Dangerous is presence of the feeling 
called Power!!

The notorious fist that clenched the 
sun
An abominable eye that bridled the 
dark
The pride when blended with ego...

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Plague of lies,
froggy croaks untrue
Swarm of flies
surround Capitol dungHills
Infectious hope buzz kill:
Leftover piles of shill legislative bills
that don’t do  do right

There should be no...

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Backdoor sound byte diarrhea hurls
Sticky tongue bowel overflow
Little green froggies say the Apollo man from Mars
ain’t gonna fighter plane land
in a nuclear day or so

Sphincter...

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Astride his cyber-stallion of awesome
     hi-tech military might,
Against the backdrop of missile silos,
     a fearsome sight,
The Commander-in-Chief,...

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Webbed lip toadies,
their tongues do  do stink of lies
As they leapfrog from excrement places
that do  do attract flies

Brown tongue toadies,
their sticky web of...

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The league of toadies 
Abound
Proffering info to all
Kind
Of revenue streams

Cloaked in a meme
Of free
Domination
Press
Where you want
The pressure

REBUKE
Exploitation
That divides a nation
With white lies
On a dark net...

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