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Premium Member A Picasso President

I have claimed to be apolitical but there are times 
when the crop is ready for harvesting, so I put fuel 
in the John Deere, ink in my pen and wrote...


He'll get millions of votes for that nicked ear
The vengeful narcissist people should fear
Picasso President
With malicious intent
He should be given the famous Bronx Cheer!

It looks like the graffiti on the wall
Four more years and America will fall
Trump will blow his own horn
Guilty of loving p.o.r.n.
And the rape of all the women he's mauled

There's another Trump, Junior's daughter, Kai
Brought a tear or two to dear grandpa's eye
It was her intention
During the convention
To convince people that he's a good guy

Melania was there but just for show
Since he paid off Stormy... well uh, you know
She has kept her distance
Abhors his existence
She can't be with him since he's had a ho

His Trumpeters may be humbled one day
Those who will vote for him and have their say
Those who are so headstrong
Thinking he's done no wrong
The beast who led America astray

He hasn't made the US great again
He's torn the nation apart... friend from friend
Time will tell the story
But there'll be no glory
Picasso President is no Godsend.

Trump toadies must be in a state of bliss
When his venom spews like a snake, hiss, hiss
They praise the dictator
The alienator
His villainy too baleful to dismiss

I've never liked saying, "I told you so"
But D J Trump is a jerk and a schmo
He's a divisor of men
When he's elected again
His tyranny will reign like a deathblow

I've read a few posts about Trump and yet
Not one comment did I write to upset
Another poet's view
I expect that from you
Without hostility or epithet
© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.

Sir Floccinaucinihilipilification

Don of Trivia Sir Floccinaucinihilipilification
                    Popped forty triangular antidepressants for annihilation
                                       But Coagulable antibodies
                                  Made his two Trypophobia toadies
                 To bounce the castle of Tuffrut in choreomaniac titillation

50 Words For Poe: Shark

"50 Words for Poe: Shark"




The Shark’s name was Bruce
he liked to drive with his head 
hanging out the car 
mouth wrapped around a 
Montecristo Dantes Cuban Cigar

They met in Wichita
Room 101 in the 
Hotel Cicero

“Hey babe,” he said
“I know,” she said 
“You wanna marry me and
you wouldn’t be dead for quids”

“Hey babe,” he kissed her forehead
“Yeah,” she said
“Let’s go to the Boat Shed”
They got out of bed

Lake Tahoe next
Bluey was waiting with Bugsy 
in Las Vegas at the Flamingo
he'd be wearing Red for Siegal
free as a bird

Meanwhile,
She'd gone all Jonathan Livingston Seagull

In another world
Brisbane and Sydney were dead
...
She’d put a bullet to both of their heads

(LadyLabyrinth/2019)




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The Toadies – Possum Kingdom




“The devil will do anything for you to be comfortable in your ignorance.”


“If you opt for a safe life, you will never know what it's like to win.” 


“The danger of venturing into uncharted waters is not nearly as dangerous as staying on shore, waiting for your boat to come in.” 




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1. SEAGULL
Jonathan Livingston Seagull
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Livingston_Seagull


2. Jonathan Livingston Seagull/ebook
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No Longer the World

Everything changes; life rearranges
The way that, for years, things would be.
We go with the flow, for what we used to know
Is no longer the world we can see.

It isn’t just age, for when people engage
With each other, the way that they act
Seems more crude and imbued with a mean attitude
That is lacking in manners and tact.

Such negative views, like I read in the news,
Filters down from the leader in charge
And the toadies, like sheep, scared of making a peep,
Think their boot-licking helps them loom large.

While we wait and debate, all this free-floating hate
Forms a coating that makes us all numb.
Though I won’t be around, maybe hope will abound
In the years and elections to come.

Dangerous Is Presence of the Feeling Called Power

Dangerous is presence of the feeling 
called Power

The notorious fist that clenched the 
sun
An abominable eye that bridled the 
dark
The pride when blended with ego is 
sour
And so dangerous is the presence of 
the feeling called POWER

The gift of respect is wrapped with 
fear
As the meagre mortal not accustom 
to that touch 
This simply classifies the Hut and 
the tower 
And so Dangerous is the presence of 
the feeling called power!! 

The dirt u dust beats the yellow 
metal
Toadies besetting like the laughing 
beasts
Affection denied, only lie left to 
shower
And so Dangerous is the presence of 
feeling called POWER

Belly Full of Lies


Listen to what the snake charmers say:
We be sulfuric scaly bellies,
flicking poisonous tongues on the telly
Idoly speak pure Orwellie — 
Down is up   ...  famine be a feast sup
Tell money hungry fools they’re full of it,
when their ears drink 
from our lung vault empty purse cup

Listen to what a snake charmer spray:
Me leprechaun lips
speak titan talk ... phat pocket swellie 
I spit brass piss, 
and call it golden rain,
on your lemming brain grey umbrellie

These cobra eyes
tell a little robbing hoodie lie
each bent cross day
Then me boast the Big Lie,
sell it at bottom feeder price ... 
make dim blind mice pay
when they look the other way

Me cockatrice cries
fill your belly full of lies
Empty turtle shell truth
is the swastika soup
I love to pour in toilet bowl mouths

Hateful language is the milk poppy hex curse
that I sugar Cain bosom fed mules 
from their piggy snout Balaam Iscariot birth

Us posh puff adders
love sending toadies on a hallucinogenic,
golden goose leap ... 

Flying locust pestilent blind onto the dung pile
Pot belly boa roil bad luck ... 
paper chase pillow tucked
Cannabis dreams sucked in by serpentine wile  

We scaly belly anaconda roll sway
with a slithering smile ...
Giving foible fools a terrible tummy ache ...
tasting maggot foul, constipated lies 
boiled cannibal style


A Feeling Called Power

Dangerous is presence of the feeling 
called Power!!

The notorious fist that clenched the 
sun
An abominable eye that bridled the 
dark
The pride when blended with ego is 
sour
And so dangerous is the presence of 
the feeling called POWER

The gift of respect is wrapped with 
fear
As the meagre mortal not accustom 
to that touch 
This simply classifies the Hut and 
the tower 
And so Dangerous is the presence of 
the feeling called power!! 

The dirt u dust beats the yellow 
metal
Toadies besetting like the laughing 
beasts
Affection denied, only lie left to 
shower
And so Dangerous is the presence of 
feeling called POWER

Premium Member People People People

Those with time to the brink are on the irk.
Sincere toadies do not cast magic shirk.
People who have also been hugely hurt.
People tranced with the act of a flirt.

 Firmly, it isn't the genial people who I denied.
They're apt as crucial as the things they hide.
This dreadful wrath has taken over my heart.
 If I grasp them, chew the cud; my hair grows a dart.

You appreciate them, yet they overlook you.
It's tuff to fathom folks who love but fade too. 
People who beget anguish and sadness.
People who say they care but flee in darkness. 

I deplore slugging, furious, proud, and slander people.
People fear honesty; therefore, I sprawl the treacle.


Written: January 08, 2022

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Lizard In My Beer

.

On the cyber-stallion 
of military might,

           against the backdrop 
           of missiles, a fearsome sight,

           Commander-in-Chief, 
           malevolently looming,

           stares at charred corpses, 
           then gazes around, smirking.
     

There, the wounded crawl and drag 
their dead through debris;

           yonder, ashes of home 
           and heart, maimed memory.

           The old, the children, 
           they may be blasted away

           as burnt offerings 
           on the altar of peace, he'd say.


Hark the chanting of his 
lackeys, dogs and toadies:

            "Hail, the Commander-in-Chief, 
             brave champion of peace!"

             That lion lionized by those 
             with envy and fear,

             wish he were this drunk 
             lizard drowning in my beer !

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Hail, the Commander-In-Chief

Astride his cyber-stallion of hi-tech military might,
   against the backdrop of missile silos, he's a fearsome sight,
      the Commander-in-Chief, so huge, malevolently looming,
         smirking at seared carcasses,  grinning and preening

as the wounded crawl and drag their corpses through debris,
   embers and ashes of home and heart, maimed memory;
      the old, the children, if he says so, must be blasted away,
         as bloody burnt offerings on the altar of peace, he'd say.

"Hail, the Commander-in-Chief! brave champion of peace!"
   nervously chant his lackeys, clowns, toadies and cronies;
      a power-dazed lion lionized by those trembling with fear,
         how I wish, he were this drunk lizard drowning in my beer!

Land Filled With

Plague of lies,
froggy croaks untrue
Swarm of flies
surround Capitol dungHills
Infectious hope buzz kill:
Leftover piles of shill legislative bills
that don’t do  do right

There should be no nose mystery,
stink of deceit fills the land

Brown lip locust wings
avarice ride 
on a grifter breeze
Devouring all of the green
Dissimulation policies of  greed
be blowing 
turd raspberries
in the wind
This puff pestilence is putrid exhalation X brand

There should be no Pinocchio mystery,
rotten Would of falsehood 
burns lung pollute-y
Foul breath forestry smokescreen fills the land

Cursed sour ground sound
is coming in waves
Flood of maggot noise abound
Blanket of little white **** snow job
is toilet tissue swirling around
Coming down royal flush
depressingly hard
Pain threshold too low to withstand

There should nascent be ... nay, no nasal mystery — 
Veracity murrain miry
is the excrement sand which fills the land

Hazardous Waste tax material
has been poll sewage, 
cesspool sinking below 
the average Joe Citizen cranial

Yes Land filled with lies,
do  do have a most wretched smell
But[t] toadies ain’t pocket sorry enough
about how honesty died
Croc ballot tears, every four years, don’t vote eulogize

Yes minions 
got such lice, dysentery lips
Their squirmy truth
is always diarrhea leaping DeLorean
Back to the feces Future

To a broken promise Land filled 
with dumpster dregs 
of nothing 
but[t] frog skeletons

Amphibian vow voices croaking
those empty chest organs
Howl flickering full be their guts rotting!

Lying shamelessly on hallow divided ground,
naked telly truth
went into tooth decay hiding

Bellyaching dirt went spit turd belly up

As dem/‘publican Kermits would 
Jiminy cricket say: “Dey(light) don’t need no
dark stinking proof”

Those midnight jumpers
love spit mooning tongue sticky shade 
un’er a halitosis roof

In a land filled with rank vapors insincere,
ain’t no pig manure  methane doubt,
you’ll be pathologically told:

Smoggy talk got put on hold,
while the contagious shouts thin out ...
Rows of zeroes didn’t magically disappear

It Reeks Of


Backdoor sound byte diarrhea hurls
Sticky tongue bowel overflow
Little green froggies say the Apollo man from Mars
ain’t gonna fighter plane land
in a nuclear day or so

Sphincter hole toilet bowl saliva swirls
got an oven baked brownie glow
Little kyrptonite toadies say the Venus-born superwoman
wanna lead Pilate the flyby band,
be a peace hawk sis bro’

Such lyrical lying done on a mythical scale ... 
it reeks of,
you don’t wanna know

Lying kings and queens —  
Roaring eagles of the blue sky 
are on a soaring, white cloud predator prowl

Flying below the radar;
dropping constipated truth bombs,
which nay palm skin burn
with strategic flush, royal greed accuracy

Lying low bow silo, with uranium stealth arrows, 
in the waste land dead zone
Noxious fear vapors on a vulture mushroom blow
Fiery serpent wing plume shadows 
give more territory to own

Much lying done on a global kill scale ... 
it reeks of death,
and you don’t wanna know that smell

Extinction level pyre inhale
W2 Three trust me,
you don’t ever wanna nostril feel
that rotting, bone ash exhale

Premium Member Toadies of Our Times

Midst anger fester the fox's concerns
    infecting every breathing room
  with pique and plaint in brilliance painted
    ensconced in virtue, truth untainted

  Whilst swirls the mud, a sewer's worth
    from which a sample oozes forth
  to tempt the toadies of our times
    who lip and tongue their fonts of rhyme

  Unity's preached midst raw dissension
    clarity abuts miscomprehension

Croak Proof

Webbed lip toadies,
their tongues do  do stink of lies
As they leapfrog from excrement places
that do  do attract flies

Brown tongue toadies,
their sticky web of dysentery deceit
stinks of foul breath duplicity

For they do  do double dip in 
toilet ponds of diaphragm dishonesty

Croak manure truth be 100-proof landfill speech

Drunken Lizard In My Beer

Astride his cyber-stallion of awesome
     hi-tech military might,
Against the backdrop of missile silos,
     a fearsome sight,
The Commander-in-Chief, huge,
     malevolently looming,
Smirks at the seared carcasses,
     moves about, preening. 
     
As the wounded crawl and drag
     their corpses through debris,
Embers and ashes of home and 
     heart, maimed memory,
The old, the children, if he says
     so,  must be blasted away,
Mere bloody burnt offerings on   
     the altar of peace, he'd say.

"Hail, the Commander-in-Chief,
     brave champion of peace!"
Nervously chant his lackeys,
     goons, dogs  and toadies,
A power-dazed lion so lionized 
     by the envious with  fear,
How I wish he were this drunken
     lizard drowning in my beer !

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