Best Three Times Poems

Sweet Caren’s an ace masticator
and opens her mouth like a gator
Breakfast dinner and tea
She will chew thoroughly
Her husband just acts as her waiter!

Inspired by this poem written by Caren Krutsinger
www.poetrysoup.com/poem/i_masticate_a_lot_1050599

Posted with full permission of Caren

8/11/18...

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Not sure how he does it three times a day
But all the ladies stop by for a stay
He grins and he smiles
They stay quite awhile
Hurry back Jack, I cant keep them at bay...

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Shot Three Times 
 
  Laying on my float enjoying the sunny day as I did so many times before yet 
today was going to change my life forever. 
As I lay there tanning in the nude; my pool secluded from all others I...

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I fell in love once, twice or perhaps thrice; 
And each caused only more pain than the last. 
I fell in love once, twice or perhaps thrice; 
And each caused only more pain than the last.

The first was raven; the second was blonde; 
The third...

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Lying there feeling warm and replete 
Looking up to the sky, this is real neat
I never thought-that I would see three
But that was just granted to little old me.

The first as I lay in the water so hot
It flashed through the sky, a plane it...

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I don't want you.weeks in i know your there but i don't  want you..
I cant have you .someday you'll understand and learn to forgive me for what i will do.
Month 3 you kicked on the ultrasound i almost  smiled .why did i almost...

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I watched the "Titanic" three times in a row already
And I now understand why the vessel had to sink.
Two people on board had sex before their wedding,
So God punished them for such an appalling sin!...

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Pills for that, pills for this,
Stated dose you mustn't miss.
One at breakfast, one at night,
two at lunchtime keep you right,
Stomach pills and headache pills
keep at bay your aches and ills
Yellow ones and pink ones too,
some are purple, some are blue,
each has got their job to...

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Traveling to Winston
on the Greyhound today
I saw a license plate
that made me do a double take,
There was nothing funny
or silly about it,
but it blessed my heart greatly
as I pondered on it.

The license plates said "3XBLESD"
which I interpreted as
they were Three times blessed,
And I began to...

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Three Times Three Horn Haiku

My perfect poems rhyme
Always best all of the time
And still so sublime.

Each poem is my best
Better than all of the rest
By God were all blest.

Love wife and still do
Only one I ever knew
Who makes dreams come true.

Not only is this 5-7-5,...

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Three times, 
to hold hands,
to sit close, 
to feel right, 
to be as one, 

to believe,
to trust, 
to hope, 
to dream as one,

to embrace, 
to caress, 
to want, 
to keep as one,

to love,
to hurt, 
to heal, 
to grow as one, 

Three times, 
to let go...

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How, when sorry needs to recreate
an afterwards that stood for miles on end,
the heat from wrong that gallantly saw wind 
contained the air of thanks by this request.

Amazing turn of foot from ice cold stare,
went warm as if the earth had filtered thin 
an atmosphere...

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"Lift not the painted veil which those who live/
   Call Life"   --Shelley   
   
"Sometimes the greatest journey is the distance
      between two people"   --Movie trailer

W. Somerset 
set the bar for...

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If you press an elevator button three times it comes faster
A well known fact but it also makes you a love making master
Understand what I'm sayin'?
For a break you'll be praying
Only try it if you're fit as a fiddle or it could end in disaster...

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To stop.... 
Stand and stare 
under the full Moon glare 
Once 
Twice 
Three times a wish.... 
So much anguish... 

Soft white clouds pass by, 
under a pale Moon.... 
In a night sky 
Which one is I? 

How tranquil... 
The Moon 
Soft white clouds 
Passing by...

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