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Sweet Caren’s an ace masticator and opens her mouth like a gator Breakfast dinner and tea She will chew thoroughly Her husband just acts as her waiter! Inspired by this poem written by Caren Krutsinger www.poetrysoup.com/poem/i_masticate_a_lot_1050599 Posted with full permission of Caren 8/11/18

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/21/2018 1:58:00 PM

This one takes the cake, Jan … and the cookies, and the ice cream, and the brownies, and … OMG, is this ever a work of art! ~ Gershon

Jan Allison
Date: 8/21/2018 2:04:00 PM

aww GW you fill me with confidence with such lovely comments:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/20/2018 5:40:00 PM

haha, I did a mastication poem once too!! I really liked this. WEll, Jan, I need to get off here but at least I am now caught up. Let me know when you have redone your rattling poem. Not sure where it is or if I saw it yet. I have like six contests to work on. AYE!!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/20/2018 5:43:00 PM

Caren was a good sport to let me post it:-) not redone the rattling rhyme yet, just am too busy to be on soup or writing much at the moment:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 8/18/2018 11:05:00 AM

ha ha, cute one

Jan Allison
Date: 8/20/2018 5:42:00 PM

Thanks Jack:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/13/2018 8:10:00 PM

G'day Jan … another ripper Jan. The poor old husband though entertained by watching her masti ... chew three times a day - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 8/14/2018 7:40:00 AM

lol Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Anil Deo

Date: 8/13/2018 5:04:00 PM

I always wanted to masticate safely, at least three times daily. I guess I can turn to a total vegetarian diet. Then I will need more blue pills for energy. What's an animal to do? shalom, shalom (I hesitated clicking on more recent titles for human mastication)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/13/2018 5:05:00 PM

lol Anil:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 8/13/2018 1:11:00 PM

Excellent choice of photo and words, Jan, ensuring no one misconstrues the contest for the Good Ship Lollipop's Master Baiter? Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 8/13/2018 4:42:00 PM

LOL:-) hugs Jan xx

Vladislav Raven

Date: 8/12/2018 12:33:00 PM

Hi Jan, you are so good at this form. I had to drop by one of your limericks this evening and after reading this excellent write i am glad i did. This limerick joins the others in my faves. Have a wonderful end to your weekend Jan. Hugs....Mike. XX

Jan Allison
Date: 8/12/2018 1:06:00 PM

Thanks so much Mike, hope you are keeping well:-) :-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 8/11/2018 3:26:00 PM

I am having so much fun with this, and the picture of the masticating giraffe makes it even better, as I am now naming the giraffe Caren, however, I reserve the right to let you know this is ALL ABOUT ME!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/11/2018 3:56:00 PM

oh my friend I am delighted you like the poem and the pic, i couldn't resist finding something funny to show what 'mastication' is in case anyone was confused lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Caycay Jennings

Date: 8/11/2018 12:54:00 PM

Oh, I'm sure Carin enjoyed contributing to your talent and wit. This is way better than just good, and so was my enjoyment in reading it. Be well, better, best ... CayCay

Jan Allison
Date: 8/11/2018 3:56:00 PM

Thanks CayCay:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 8/11/2018 3:26:00 PM

I love it!

Line Gauthier

Date: 8/11/2018 10:45:00 AM

A fun poem, Jan. I'm sure Caren is flattered.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/11/2018 3:58:00 PM

aww you are so sweet thank you Line and Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 8/11/2018 3:28:00 PM

Flattered? I feel better than the Queen.

Eve Roper

Date: 8/11/2018 10:20:00 AM

Lovely and the picture is adorable.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/11/2018 3:59:00 PM

Thanks Eve, oh you have a cow named after you Caren that is hilarious!:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 8/11/2018 3:29:00 PM

I now have a live cow and a giraffe named after me. My cup runneth over.

Line Gauthier
Date: 8/11/2018 10:44:00 AM

I picture Caren with a big smile though... and not sure she wouldn't be speaking too. LOL

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 8/11/2018 9:30:00 AM

LOVE the play on words. You're so good at this.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 8/11/2018 3:29:00 PM

I am so so so so so so completely fabulously honored, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/11/2018 9:43:00 AM

I was inspired by Caren's poem and woke up with this silly rhyme in my head, wrote it down and sent it to Caren. I'm so delighted that I have her permission to post it:-)ugs Jan xx