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She Masticates Three Times a Day

Sweet Caren’s an ace masticator
and opens her mouth like a gator
Breakfast dinner and tea
She will chew thoroughly
Her husband just acts as her waiter!

Inspired by this poem written by Caren Krutsinger
www.poetrysoup.com/poem/i_masticate_a_lot_1050599

Posted with full permission of Caren

8/11/18

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Gershon Wolf August 21, 2018 at 1:58 PM This one takes the cake, Jan … and the cookies, and the ice cream, and the brownies, and … OMG, is this ever a work of art! ~ Gershon Jan Allison August 21, 2018 at 2:04 PM aww GW you fill me with confidence with such lovely comments:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich August 20, 2018 at 5:40 PM haha, I did a mastication poem once too!! I really liked this. WEll, Jan, I need to get off here but at least I am now caught up. Let me know when you have redone your rattling poem. Not sure where it is or if I saw it yet. I have like six contests to work on. AYE!! Jan Allison August 20, 2018 at 5:43 PM Caren was a good sport to let me post it:-) not redone the rattling rhyme yet, just am too busy to be on soup or writing much at the moment:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne August 18, 2018 at 11:05 AM ha ha, cute one Jan Allison August 20, 2018 at 5:42 PM Thanks Jack:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie August 13, 2018 at 8:10 PM G'day Jan … another ripper Jan. The poor old husband though entertained by watching her masti ... chew three times a day - thanks Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison August 14, 2018 at 7:40 AM lol Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Anil Deo August 13, 2018 at 5:04 PM I always wanted to masticate safely, at least three times daily. I guess I can turn to a total vegetarian diet. Then I will need more blue pills for energy. What's an animal to do? shalom, shalom (I hesitated clicking on more recent titles for human mastication) Jan Allison August 13, 2018 at 5:05 PM lol Anil:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta August 13, 2018 at 1:11 PM Excellent choice of photo and words, Jan, ensuring no one misconstrues the contest for the Good Ship Lollipop's Master Baiter? Aloha! Rico Jan Allison August 13, 2018 at 4:42 PM LOL:-) hugs Jan xx

Vladislav Raven August 12, 2018 at 12:33 PM Hi Jan, you are so good at this form. I had to drop by one of your limericks this evening and after reading this excellent write i am glad i did. This limerick joins the others in my faves. Have a wonderful end to your weekend Jan. Hugs....Mike. XX Jan Allison August 12, 2018 at 1:06 PM Thanks so much Mike, hope you are keeping well:-) :-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger August 11, 2018 at 3:26 PM I am having so much fun with this, and the picture of the masticating giraffe makes it even better, as I am now naming the giraffe Caren, however, I reserve the right to let you know this is ALL ABOUT ME! Jan Allison August 11, 2018 at 3:56 PM oh my friend I am delighted you like the poem and the pic, i couldn't resist finding something funny to show what 'mastication' is in case anyone was confused lol:-) hugs Jan xx

CayCay Godwin August 11, 2018 at 12:54 PM Oh, I'm sure Carin enjoyed contributing to your talent and wit. This is way better than just good, and so was my enjoyment in reading it. Be well, better, best ... CayCay Jan Allison August 11, 2018 at 3:56 PM Thanks CayCay:-) hugs Jan xx Caren Krutsinger August 11, 2018 at 3:26 PM I love it!

Line Gauthier August 11, 2018 at 10:45 AM A fun poem, Jan. I'm sure Caren is flattered. Jan Allison August 11, 2018 at 3:58 PM aww you are so sweet thank you Line and Caren:-) hugs Jan xx Caren Krutsinger August 11, 2018 at 3:28 PM Flattered? I feel better than the Queen.

Eve Roper August 11, 2018 at 10:20 AM Lovely and the picture is adorable. Jan Allison August 11, 2018 at 3:59 PM Thanks Eve, oh you have a cow named after you Caren that is hilarious!:-) hugs Jan xx Caren Krutsinger August 11, 2018 at 3:29 PM I now have a live cow and a giraffe named after me. My cup runneth over. Line Gauthier August 11, 2018 at 10:44 AM I picture Caren with a big smile though... and not sure she wouldn't be speaking too. LOL

Dale Gregory Cozart August 11, 2018 at 9:30 AM LOVE the play on words. You're so good at this. Caren Krutsinger August 11, 2018 at 3:29 PM I am so so so so so so completely fabulously honored, Jan! Jan Allison August 11, 2018 at 9:43 AM I was inspired by Caren's poem and woke up with this silly rhyme in my head, wrote it down and sent it to Caren. I'm so delighted that I have her permission to post it:-)ugs Jan xx