Best Three Strikes And You Are Out Poems

I sing a song of three.
There’s Larry, Curly, Moe;
the Ego and the Id
and the Super Ego.

Three Kings of the Orient
are known as three wise men.
Showing...

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Here we are fans this fine summer day,
to watch Trash Can Cats, versus Downtown Stray.
The field is grand in this deep wooded glen,
pitchers are warming...

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Take me out to the kill people game
Turn me loose on the crowd
Give me some kidneys and backs to crack
I don't care who it is...

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Three Strikes and You’re OUT: 

Strike one - 
Pick up line: “Where have you been all my life?”
Reply: “Mostly trying to avoid idiots like you”

Strike...

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Once a felon always a felon, right?
Once an addict always an addict, right?
At least an addict can make the choice to leave their drug of...

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three strikes is out
four balls is a walk
are you ready to pitch?...

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Playing solitaire and writing poems
is the main use out of my computer
This computer is more than an item
will never replace the wife she’s cuter

My first...

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TO:  Department of Motor Vehicles Commissioner, Chief States Attorney

FROM: Dillen Dye’s Employer

8/16/16

RE: Some apparent non-compliance with the Americans With Disabilities Act; common courtesy, civil...

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You stepped up to the plate
And you stole my heart
With our first kiss
You knocked it out of the park

Your first error came 
In the top...

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Her mother had been suspicious,
He'd seemed a bit fictitious.

His anger soon did match his brawn,
His rage was quite devout,
Her hidden tears and bruises' spawn,
Gave up...

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One, two, three strikes your out
Playing our rivals, another epic bout

The stress of playing inning after inning
Sweaty hands and butterflies are all beginning

It's the start...

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It's "The Children's Hour," as Franklin Delano
dubbed it, proffering that famous profile, chin high,
cigarette holder clinched in good dental symmetry,
all the while flashing that celebrated...

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One step, two traps
Three strikes, four stabs...

You’ve become the toilets of our lives
The annoyance at the end of our knives
A convenient offload like a couch...

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Three’s not the one but marks the start,
Well rounding up the winners’ chart.
It glorifies three musketeers,
It uplifts with three jolly cheers.

Three plus some – is...

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Rainy Day in Baseballland
Inspired by: Casey at the Bat

It was a rainy day in Baseballland
The players were home in bed
One rookie rolled over his eyelids...

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