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Gotcha - Part Ii

Three Strikes and You’re OUT: 

Strike one - 
Pick up line: “Where have you been all my life?”
Reply: “Mostly trying to avoid idiots like you”

Strike two - 
Pick-up line: “Well hello there gorgeous! Where have you been all my life?”
Reply: “10 years of it living with my husband who’s standing right behind you”

Strike three - Time to call it a night
Pick-up line: “Hi! If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”
Reply: “Maybe; let’s check you out first shall we? Nah, you don’t quite measure up”

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/12/2015 4:13:00 PM

hey, Tim, in a hurry and gotta scram. I left a reply on the last poem you saw of mine, in case you didn't see it. You are a great friend. Thanks for your comment on that poem. the challenge was so inspiring.

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 5/10/2015 12:54:00 AM

The line I have heard the most over the years is "Do you come here often" It is what a guy says when he is tongue tied and doesn't really know what to say. I kind of didn't mind that line because it has a yes or no answer. Haha. Loved your funny lines even though they seem a bit lame, they are still used Tim.

Constance La France

Date: 5/9/2015 4:58:00 PM

Tim, those lines are so lame, gosh what girl/woman would fall for them, but so funny, lol, 7 and thanks for visiting my poem, Death of the endless, yes she does look like me, one reason why I selected hert and I like that she is a guide

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/8/2015 2:25:00 PM

Love these. That last one is a favorite pick up line that I almost wrote for her contest. Then I checked internet and saw it was on the ten most popular pickup lines list. Not too original to use one like that. haha