Best Swear Poems

It’s our second date. 

On our first date we talked until sun rise 
all I wanted to do was to keep looking at you, 
to keep looking at your lips,
to keep looking at your eyes,
listen to you attentively. 

I should tell you
I was resentful 
of...

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Pebbles plucked from the sole

 of my foot

driven deep into wounds 

cut from a path 

a path leading me to nowhere

 trying to escape troubles

quell worries

worries that haunt 

shamelessly searching

for answers to life's questions

I come upon a seaside café 

thirsting

I make my way to a...

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All your friends think that I’m crazy 
But they only see that I’m not perfect
I know 
I have my issues and only I’m to blame 
I’m not an angel
This I know better than anyone
But I swear
I will share the air that I breathe
I will give...

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The whole truth 
and nothing but the fu(king truth
That laws, and math, only help solve 
local temporary problems, 
All of which fall way short 
on the infinite needs scale
were we rely on estimates, theories, 
and other manmade truths 
 
Still here we are, 
alone on a...

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I Swear A Sincere Oath Each Arriving New Morn

Amidst wreckage and sorrows dwelling deep
I fight to beautiful memories keep
To break dark that threatens to engulf me
So oft swamped by storms from crashing seas
I a floating leaf in massive expanse
Lonely and bereft of heart's true romance.

I...

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In love I’m!
I swear, 
not to you 
but
to the seed you planted inside my heart 
the seed my blood irrigates
each and everyday.
far from you 
I see the kindness of your innocent eyes 
your voice creating sweet melodies
I swear to you my culture,
you are that perfect...

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The sun did shine,
The day was fine.
That day I was at ease...
"Get on with it" the judge cut in and tailed with a "Jeeze".

As night time fell,
T'was like a spell.
I swear it was not me; was something else besides myself,
Please take account my plea.

Excitement came...

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He pinned her to the bed,
he stabbed her dead,
he looked into my eyes after that,
I thought it was my life he'd take next,
but he just did nothing and left.
He told us his name,
he called us his prey,
I could feel my heart fall as I prayed,
It...

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i followed you along the silent train tracks
in the dark cold rain
stepping on photographs of sunshine
watching the world wash away the graffiti of possibility
cause you promised
you pinky swore
that we are a heartbeat away from love
that we are in the way of knowin what the heart...

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Don't ask your heart,
Don't blame it,
Don't chastise your heart,
Don't scorch it,
Make yourself assured
You grasped a true love,
That would never short,
Because I made it as hard love.

I will fill each hole of your heart
To have it eternally to my heart
I swear to my vains and pains,
I...

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I've been beaten today so now it's bed,
all the bad things run around in my head,
so while I swear up a storm
I see a familiar form...
"Hey, save the dirty talk for me," she said....

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Lady…
When the cities sink nightly
In the sea of longing
I swear to drown in your depths

When you sleep
I swear to wander in your dreams

When you laugh!
I swear to melt in your breathes

When you cry!
I swear to freeze in your tears

Lady…

In your eyes
I swear that silence is...

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word slept in my head
and farted in fire-pan
sword in the making...

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Rudolph with his red nose so bright,
road with Santa, they had a fight.
      Too much eggnog punch,
      and cookies for lunch-
flew upside down...naughty kid night!



Funny Reindeer Limerick Contest
Tania Kitchin 
December 16, 2018...

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ladies who swear should not be heard,
to cuss and shout the foul F word; their
delicate fingers must never be raised, to
form the v-shaped, rhymes  with luck.

and if real anger takes the brunt, please 
do not say what rhymes with runt; just 
stick to what...

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