Best Snafu Poems

This happens when you have no extra time-
There you stand in the queue
Patiently, you wait
There’re two ahead of you--
You’re so close to the gate
You watch...

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They met on line, late one night...
Just looking around on a dating site... 
Neither of them knew what to expect...
And within a month they started...

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I was in a big snafu.
I could not pay any bills.
And the neighbors never knew.
 
No need to feel all blue.
I read books by candlelight.
I...

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Frowning, I read the words of a sanctimonious poem.
one t'would be praised and lauded by sinful, Jeroboam.
Its lines were written by one who is ignorant...

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A tree after the fall or in winter,
Is not what it was, but a mere splinter. 
Glory stripped naked of it’s cov’ring leaves. 
Looks like...

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WHEELS!!!!

Car insurance policies,
Snafu in technology,
Male methodology,
Some men are fun and comical,
Some are not so logical,
So-called men and their vehicles,
If they've got tyres and testicles!!!!!!...

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Early in the MOURNING I usually went out,
To ride my bike on a FLOUR filled route.
BUTT because of the WHEATHER, today I changed,
A nice ride...

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The village was nestled on the coast by itself, as if God had put it there all alone, on a shelf.

The residents were isolated just...

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Nobody from command radioed me,
nobody sent an encrypted sat signal thru
My superiors data downloaded me nothing,
I received not one order on what next to do
Lowly...

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They’re building a subway
(They call it the Q)
To run underneath
Second Avenue.

It’s nearing completion
(But way overdue).
They’re hoping by New Year’s
To have its debut.

Construction’s so noisy
(If you...

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Off to the nowhere
Start from scratch
Start with talking
Begin with a hatch
All new color
Red White Blue
Yet Blue takes over
There’s no clue
Always been the favorite
Always been the...

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It’s the Law
Hard-core ***** fans are split
That ***** stars by law must fit
Protection ore’ the length of it
Thus ruining the shot a bit

But techno geeks...

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  Inspiration has fled me
    Hard toil has bled me 
  Desperation has led me
    to my...

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Deer Ruby,

Daddy doubtful hardly Dorothy know you ...
it’s the bare bones, Toto truth

Variety gossip on the street
by parrot beaks chirping canary peeps

Said your mother had...

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Love, nurture – abandon, disown...

Love, nurture – beat, rape, murder...

Love, nurture – build cities, blow them apart...

Love, nurture – despise, hate...

Love, nurture – rip young...

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