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Best Snafu Poems

Below are the all-time best Snafu poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of snafu poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member What a Snafu
This happens when you have no extra time-
There you stand in the queue
Patiently, you wait
There’re two ahead of you--
You’re so close to the gate
You watch...

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Categories: snafu, angst,
Form: Grook



Wi-Fi Snafu
They met on line, late one night...
Just looking around on a dating site... 
Neither of them knew what to expect...
And within a month they started...

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© kj force  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: snafu, computer, discrimination, humor, internet, judgement, night,
Form: Prose Poetry
I Was In a Big Snafu
I was in a big snafu.
I could not pay any bills.
And the neighbors never knew.
 
No need to feel all blue.
I read books by candlelight.
I...

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Categories: snafu, angst, loss, nostalgia, work, house, house,
Form: Villanelle
Premium Member SNAFU
Situation
Normal
All
F'd
Up...

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Categories: snafu,
Form: I do not know?
SNAFU

S ituation
N ormal
A ll
F ouled
U p

Everyone in the chain of command
is passing the buck
From the president on down,
they’re covering their butt
Pentagon pencil-heads are working the...

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Categories: snafu, allusion, image, word play, words,
Form: Acrostic
Snafu
  “Sorry, coach, I messed up the play,” said the sweating cager.
  “No problem, son,” replied the coach, promptly benching him.
  ...

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Categories: snafu, people, social, work,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member WHEELS
WHEELS!!!!

Car insurance policies,
Snafu in technology,
Male methodology,
Some men are fun and comical,
Some are not so logical,
So-called men and their vehicles,
If they've got tyres and testicles!!!!!!...

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Categories: snafu, allusion, car, humor, men, technology,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member A TAEL to TAIL

Early in the MOURNING I usually went out,
To ride my bike on a FLOUR filled route.
BUTT because of the WHEATHER, today I changed,
A nice ride...

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Categories: snafu, adventure, bible, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme
Footprints in Carbon

The village was nestled on the coast by itself, as if God had put it there all alone, on a shelf.

The residents were isolated just...

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Categories: snafu, earth day, environment, religious,
Form: Lyric
Second Avenue Subway
They’re building a subway
(They call it the Q)
To run underneath
Second Avenue.

It’s nearing completion
(But way overdue).
They’re hoping by New Year’s
To have its debut.

Construction’s so noisy
(If you...

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Categories: snafu, new york,
Form: Rhyme
Nobody Told Me Anything

Nobody from command radioed me,
nobody sent an encrypted sat signal thru
My superiors data downloaded me nothing,
I received not one order on what next to do
Lowly...

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Categories: snafu, dark, psychological, stress, war,
Form: Narrative
Orange
Off to the nowhere
Start from scratch
Start with talking
Begin with a hatch
All new color
Red White Blue
Yet Blue takes over
There’s no clue
Always been the favorite
Always been the...

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Categories: snafu, color, courage, depression, encouraging, feelings, hope,
Form: Verse
The Law
It’s the Law
Hard-core porno fans are split
That porno stars by law must fit
Protection ore’ the length of it
Thus ruining the shot a bit

But techno geeks...

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Categories: snafu, film,
Form: Rhyme
Winter Weather
It’s hard to walk on slush or sleet;
It’s harder, still, to drive.
The best thing is to stay at home
To keep yourself alive.

For one false step...

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Categories: snafu, winter,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member BOOK STORE
I’m in Barnes and Noble
One day after New Year
It’s crowded
Most people shopping a book store for the first time…
People who seldom read anything but magazines
Unless...

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Categories: snafu, life
Form: I do not know?
Mr Not-Fixit
There are people who fix things
And those who won’t try
But strangely, a third type exists –
The ones who believe they
Can fix things, though why
Is unclear,...

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Categories: snafu, people,
Form: Rhyme