Best Snafu Poems
Below are the all-time best Snafu poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of snafu poems written by PoetrySoup members
What a Snafu
This happens when you have no extra time-
There you stand in the queue
Patiently, you wait
There’re two ahead of you--
You’re so close to the gate
snafu, computer, discrimination, humor, internet, judgement, night,
They met on line, late one night...
Just looking around on a dating site...
Neither of them knew what to expect...
And within a month they started...
I Was In a Big Snafu
snafu, angst, loss, nostalgia, work, house, house,
I was in a big snafu.
I could not pay any bills.
And the neighbors never knew.
No need to feel all blue.
I read books by candlelight.
I do not know?
snafu, allusion, image, word play, words,
Everyone in the chain of command
is passing the buck
From the president on down,
they’re covering their butt
Pentagon pencil-heads are working the...
snafu, people, social, work,
“Sorry, coach, I messed up the play,” said the sweating cager.
“No problem, son,” replied the coach, promptly benching him.
snafu, allusion, car, humor, men, technology,
Car insurance policies,
Snafu in technology,
Some men are fun and comical,
Some are not so logical,
So-called men and their vehicles,
If they've got tyres and testicles!!!!!!...
A TAEL to TAIL
snafu, adventure, bible, wisdom,
Early in the MOURNING I usually went out,
To ride my bike on a FLOUR filled route.
BUTT because of the WHEATHER, today I changed,
A nice ride...
Footprints in Carbon
snafu, earth day, environment, religious,
The village was nestled on the coast by itself, as if God had put it there all alone, on a shelf.
The residents were isolated just...
Second Avenue Subway
snafu, new york,
They’re building a subway
(They call it the Q)
To run underneath
It’s nearing completion
(But way overdue).
They’re hoping by New Year’s
To have its debut.
Construction’s so noisy
Nobody Told Me Anything
snafu, dark, psychological, stress, war,
Nobody from command radioed me,
nobody sent an encrypted sat signal thru
My superiors data downloaded me nothing,
I received not one order on what next to do
snafu, color, courage, depression, encouraging, feelings, hope,
Off to the nowhere
Start from scratch
Start with talking
Begin with a hatch
All new color
Red White Blue
Yet Blue takes over
There’s no clue
Always been the favorite
Always been the...
It’s the Law
Hard-core porno fans are split
That porno stars by law must fit
Protection ore’ the length of it
Thus ruining the shot a bit
But techno geeks...
It’s hard to walk on slush or sleet;
It’s harder, still, to drive.
The best thing is to stay at home
To keep yourself alive.
For one false step...
I do not know?
I’m in Barnes and Noble
One day after New Year
Most people shopping a book store for the first time…
People who seldom read anything but magazines
There are people who fix things
And those who won’t try
But strangely, a third type exists –
The ones who believe they
Can fix things, though why