Snafu Poems - Poems about Snafu

They bought a property that was located on a seafront. It was a beautiful creek that needed a long driveway to gain access to the place where they were going to build.Dong Tao Pollo. the guy siad speaking clearly out of what had been the conversation. Hungry am I, he spoke of food and his desire...

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I shall never ever forget The alto who sang at the Met The orchestra was so off-beat Embarrassed, she stared at her feet A singer's heartbreaking regret. Her aria was polished, sure, Practically, there was no cure In despair she collapsed and cried The orchestra leader denied But, he had mangled up the score. September 5, 2021...

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S ituation N ormal A ll F ouled U p Everyone in the chain of command is passing the buck From the president on down, they’re covering their butt Pentagon pencil-heads are working the phones, trying to get a handle on the toilet situation ... barking orders in their normal gruff intonation All hands on decks for political damage control; but somebody fouled off the pitch, and let the...

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They met on line, late one night... Just looking around on a dating site... Neither of them knew what to expect... And within a month they started to text... The Wi-Fi signal was not one of the best... So their communication was put to the test. He asked if she liked to cook... She thought he said she was a schnook... Really...

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This happens when you have no extra time- There you stand in the queue Patiently, you wait There’re two ahead of you-- You’re so close to the gate You watch as time runs out Tick tock…., you’re in a crunch Up goes the sign, “Out to Lunch” Now, your face wears this pout Oh! What a snafu! ~*~...

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I was in a big snafu. I could not pay any bills. And the neighbors never knew. No need to feel all blue. I read books by candlelight. I was in a big snafu. The electric bill was due. Sconce and candles on each wall. And the neighbors never knew. I thought I might go cuckoo. Hard work was about to fall. I was in...

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Situation Normal All F'd Up...

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“Sorry, coach, I messed up the play,” said the sweating cager. “No problem, son,” replied the coach, promptly benching him. After the game was lost, the poor chap received all the blame. Failures in life are always followed by a lot of finger-pointing Until you say ‘enough...

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