Best Skirt Poems

Sarina bought a hula-hula skirt
Was so long it swept up the garden dirt 
When she mowed the lawn
Her hula was shorn 
Now poor Sarina is known as Flirt Girt....

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The site of every creature in skirt
gives him fever
and overworks his liver
with the thousands of feminine  perfumes inhaled.

His magical touch
and mercurial mind,
intertwine their soft spots
like a weaver.

Every night,
he is blessed with a diva
and his sweet mouth
filled with honey
makes her his part-time lover.

To avoid biological...

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Many and many years ago back when
Many were poor and poverty was real
Lay offs happened_momma got fired then
We lived rural with pork, dry peas for a meal

Daddy worked, my brother worked a job too
So there was some money to pay those bills
Extras were not thought...

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Here’s a thought that could be pursued
For the Scotts who would be tattooed
It is the new fad
To ink a kilt that's plaid
Around parts not normally viewed


Author's note: Thanks to Kelly in Old Town's (Va) restaurant for the inspiration. You are a fantastic server....

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Sexiest Legs Ever In Her Short Mini-skirt

Sexiest legs ever in her short mini-skirt,
new teacher's sexy appeal made we young boys hurt.
Sixty-nine and seeing more was a young lad's dream
we were all on that dedicated lust-filled team.

Three fantastic female teachers, each broke the mold
we were still...

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Once entered a talent show just for beginners
It was obvious from the start that I was a winner
Sang Mary had a little lamb
Showed how talented this guy am
Wearing a cute little skirt which made me look slimmer


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Wake up all you parents
you must be on alert
Laws are changing, not too good
for men that wear a skirt 

Next time you're out in public
and need a bathroom break
That ladies room you want to use
may be a sad mistake

You go into the ladies room
a male...

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Wearing our tribal skirt
I’m reminded of my grandmother
who has bequeathed me rich distinct cultural heritage.

Adorned with our traditional costume
my heart is pleased, imagining my Lola*, my Mom’s mother
smiling delightfully, beholding her granddaughter proud of her roots.

Midst the nostalgia brought by such clothing
I see myself beside...

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A savvy transit cop observed
An action quite suspicious.
A perpetrator was engaged
In business most malicious.

His newspaper was subtly placed
Beneath a woman’s skirt,
While clipped to it, a camera pen
Took photographs, covert.

The victim was oblivious
That she was being snapped,
But soon the rogue photographer
Had handcuffs tightly clapped.

Ironically, the culprit
Is...

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An alert in a skirt is not skating today nor skiing either.

I like the kitchen nice and neat and therefore I can have something nice to eat. Not that I am bowed. Nor allowed. Something you deny yourself, something you believe. Something you deny yourself...

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My mother had three magazines coming monthly in the sixties.
Women’s Day, Redbook and Ladies Home Journal.
American Girl Magazine made its debut, and she bought if for us.
My twin and I.
I remember thinking “who dresses like this?”
With the first edition.
By the third month I had to...

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A skirt can sway like summer breeze
Its fabric, soft as petals from trees
A dancer's dream, a poet's muse
A canvas of colors, a vision to choose

The way it hugs the hips, so light
A symbol of grace, a picture of might
It twirls and spins, a whirlwind of...

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We all want to have the perfect shape, the media
Are at fault, they use the young as their tool,
Making some gents and ladies look like a fool,
Whether young and feisty or facetious and bold,
Or middle aged with a tummy that can’t help but fold,
Maybe trendy,...

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guitar strangs man!
we heard the strang's of delgrin
and were beamed otta our seat's
it's like booty-booty bomb sh4t!
I mean the bassy grooves and the lyrics
they hit me like a stereo!
swing dos' hips and get a grip
on some real good loving!
singles and swingers, baby what's for dinner
cause...

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A ladies' man named Winston MacWilt
pursued many women to the hilt.
He eyed every skirt
ever ready to flirt.
But he died touching a Scot in a kilt....

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