Under the Skirt
A savvy transit cop observed
An action quite suspicious.
A perpetrator was engaged
In business most malicious.
His newspaper was subtly placed
Beneath a woman’s skirt,
While clipped to it, a camera pen
Took photographs, covert.
The victim was oblivious
That she was being snapped,
But soon the rogue photographer
Had handcuffs tightly clapped.
Ironically, the culprit
Is a well-esteemed M.D.,
Of all things a urologist,
Who sees these parts for free.
So why this weird behavior
When he’s far away from work?
He risked his whole career
For what his job had as a perk.
The lesson to be learned is that
A gal should be alert;
You never know what may be lurking
Underneath your skirt.
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