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What's That Under Your Skirt

Here’s a thought that could be pursued For the Scotts who would be tattooed It is the new fad To ink a kilt that's plaid Around parts not normally viewed Author's note: Thanks to Kelly in Old Town's (Va) restaurant for the inspiration. You are a fantastic server.

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Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 2/11/2019 9:46:00 AM

Hi Duke, Browsed through you page - this a cheeky limerick but fun - a tourist attraction maybe for all the young lasses that visit Scotland? Poetry hugs, Jennifer.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/24/2019 7:08:00 PM

Yes, I suppose so. Life is full of surprises!

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 10/28/2018 3:09:00 AM

G'day Duke ... something new to view under a Scotsman's kilt perhaps - if you're that way inclined - thanks Duke - Lindsay

Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/24/2019 7:09:00 PM

I would not be, but there are some who might find it exciting. Who knows what's there?

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 4/25/2017 6:58:00 AM

Thank you for the good cheer Duke. 7 ; )

Duke Beaufort
Date: 10/28/2018 11:25:00 AM

My pleasure Connie!!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/17/2017 6:51:00 PM

hahaha, LOVE IT. (glad you like licorice too)

Duke Beaufort
Date: 10/28/2018 11:24:00 AM

Of course. Its flavor is sourced from a marvelous root.

Constance La France

Date: 4/16/2017 9:46:00 PM

Duke, oh master of limerick, I am always curious about those kilts.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 10/28/2018 11:24:00 AM

Yes, the subject of many jokes. But, not much opportunity to check it out!

Debbie Duncan

Date: 4/11/2017 2:44:00 PM

I like it, I have to. I'm scottish from my dads side :)

Duke Beaufort
Date: 4/18/2017 3:56:00 AM

That is funny--an obligation. The Scotts seem to be doing well these days. I thought I saw somewhere they may negotiate their own deal with the eurozone. What do you think your Scottish heritage has done for you in a positive way?

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 4/8/2017 2:04:00 PM

- With smiles ........and pain :))) - Best wishes for a wonderful Easter, Duke - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Duke Beaufort
Date: 4/18/2017 3:53:00 AM

Yes you have it right! Thanks for the good wishes and we hope that some good comes out of the insanity we have here.

Jan Allison

Date: 4/3/2017 2:06:00 PM

ha ha ha so so funny Duke I hope you give a copy of the poem to Kelly:-) :-) hugs Jan xx

Duke Beaufort
Date: 4/17/2017 8:49:00 PM

I'm almost afraid to, but the next time I am in Washington, I might be tempted. My daughter and a friend went there but she wasn't there that night. Hugs