Duke Beaufort Poet Limerick

What's That Under Your Skirt

Here’s a thought that could be pursued
For the Scotts who would be tattooed
It is the new fad
To ink a kilt that's plaid
Around parts not normally viewed


Author's note: Thanks to Kelly in Old Town's (Va) restaurant for the inspiration. You are a fantastic server.

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Jennifer Proxenos February 11, 2019 at 9:46 AM Hi Duke, Browsed through you page - this a cheeky limerick but fun - a tourist attraction maybe for all the young lasses that visit Scotland? Poetry hugs, Jennifer. Duke Beaufort March 24, 2019 at 7:08 PM Yes, I suppose so. Life is full of surprises!

Lindsay Laurie October 28, 2018 at 3:09 AM G'day Duke ... something new to view under a Scotsman's kilt perhaps - if you're that way inclined - thanks Duke - Lindsay Duke Beaufort March 24, 2019 at 7:09 PM I would not be, but there are some who might find it exciting. Who knows what's there?

Connie Marcum Wong April 25, 2017 at 6:58 AM Thank you for the good cheer Duke. 7 ; ) Duke Beaufort October 28, 2018 at 11:25 AM My pleasure Connie!!

Andrea Dietrich April 17, 2017 at 6:51 PM hahaha, LOVE IT. (glad you like licorice too) Duke Beaufort October 28, 2018 at 11:24 AM Of course. Its flavor is sourced from a marvelous root.

Constance La France April 16, 2017 at 9:46 PM Duke, oh master of limerick, I am always curious about those kilts. Duke Beaufort October 28, 2018 at 11:24 AM Yes, the subject of many jokes. But, not much opportunity to check it out!

Debbie Duncan April 11, 2017 at 2:44 PM I like it, I have to. I'm scottish from my dads side :) Duke Beaufort April 18, 2017 at 3:56 AM That is funny--an obligation. The Scotts seem to be doing well these days. I thought I saw somewhere they may negotiate their own deal with the eurozone. What do you think your Scottish heritage has done for you in a positive way?

Anne-Lise Andresen April 8, 2017 at 2:04 PM - With smiles ........and pain :))) - Best wishes for a wonderful Easter, Duke - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Duke Beaufort April 18, 2017 at 3:53 AM Yes you have it right! Thanks for the good wishes and we hope that some good comes out of the insanity we have here.

Jan Allison April 3, 2017 at 2:06 PM ha ha ha so so funny Duke I hope you give a copy of the poem to Kelly:-) :-) hugs Jan xx Duke Beaufort April 17, 2017 at 8:49 PM I'm almost afraid to, but the next time I am in Washington, I might be tempted. My daughter and a friend went there but she wasn't there that night. Hugs