Randy

There once was
A man
named Randy
Night after night
I gave him candy.......

I fell for his
republican
demeanour
It actually made me
Keener

I loved his buttoned
Up shirts
and this is what
drove me
to flirt....

His trifling stare
All his grey hair
Added even more
flare

I begged him to love
me
I begged him
to hug
me....

To which he grinned
and said much
To my chagrin
I need no wife
I have a life!
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Allison Avatar
October 17, 2017 at 1:30 PM
lol he sounds a real charmer:-) hugs jan xx
Kettle Avatar
October 17, 2017 at 1:36 PM
Lol Jan, thanks for your comment
Muriithi Avatar
October 12, 2017 at 12:35 PM
...really fun, indeed! i would read it again...
Kettle Avatar
October 12, 2017 at 12:50 PM
Thanks so much
Pandit Avatar
October 7, 2017 at 6:54 AM
A poem fun to read--simple yet so effective words!
Kettle Avatar
October 12, 2017 at 12:50 PM
Ty
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