Best Pulling Your Leg Poems
Below are the all-time best Pulling Your Leg poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of pulling your leg poems written by PoetrySoup members
Evolution ShmevolutionSomething's fishy; really stinks.
You say you found your missing link.
Just six months grant was left to thee.
A monkey bone you named Lucy.
Ignorance to thee is...
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Categories:
pulling your leg, funny, humor, silly, slam,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
pulling your leg, funny, humor, irony, language,
Form:
Free verse
Random Excerpts From Ice In My Eyes, Smoke In Yours - a Novel"Hey, you philosophysing Hindu. Give me a break, Buddy. I was just pulling your leg. [...] I want the rest of the story. Really, I...
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Categories:
pulling your leg, fantasy, growing up, lost,
Form:
Free verse
A Spicy StoryOne afternoon
with Ginger and Basil
we met an old sage
whose voice was quite nasal
He told us our lives
were in need of some spice
which got me to...
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Categories:
pulling your leg, humorous, nonsense, word play,
Form:
Light Verse
What the Hell Are They ThinkingThe grand, half-ruined Parthenon,
once a sublime, Doric grace,
Even now, in broken, stone blocks,
always takes my breath away.
The rich, classical detail,
fluted columns without plinths,
to imagine what...
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Categories:
pulling your leg, appreciation, art, city, creation,
Form:
Rhyme
Easter EggEaster Eggs are so yummy
Too many will make you sick
The chocolate is so gorgeous
I think I'll eat mine quick.
Inside some there are chocolate buttons
Colored smarties...
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Categories:
pulling your leg, food, funnyeaster, chocolate, easter,
Form:
Rhyme
Just Funning
You keep colorfully saying those hateful things to me,
repeatedly all the time
Then you say that you didn’t mean it
You was just funning
Pulling my leg with...
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Categories:
pulling your leg, allusion, hate, psychological, truth,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
FlyingI am such a pain in the neck whenever I have to fly.
When the stewards and stewardesses see me coming
I know they all just want...
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Categories:
pulling your leg, me, me,
Form:
Rhyme
VampiresMy father-in-law is 86 years old and in end stage Alzheimer's. I started writing poems three years ago about his disease. I have put some...
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Categories:
pulling your leg, funny,
Form:
Free verse
A Knotty CoupleThere once was a knotty couple
She had an eye made out of wood
He was as fine as finished pine
As was one leg, on which he...
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Categories:
pulling your leg, friendship, imagery, love, perspective,
Form:
Quatrain
Am I My Brothers KeeperAM I MY BROTHER’S KEEPER
if the one issue is murder,
murder’s number one,
let’s ignore “the truth”
“put on this blindfold
listen to my soothing words.
i’m your mama.
no, i’m...
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Categories:
pulling your leg, abortion,
Form:
Free verse
Landsbyen -Into the North- An Epic Poem 44“I apologize for any offense I have given to your wife,” DynDoeth.
DynDoeth just smiled. Joulupukki, after listening quietly since the meal began, spoke up.
...
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Categories:
pulling your leg, christmas, fairy,
Form:
Epic
FlyI think so high,I don't know why.
Do not stop my fly,don't give me reason to cry.
I am so much try ,but failed why.
Somebody pulling my...
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Categories:
pulling your leg, success,
Form:
Light Verse
Can An Idiot Like Trump Be CompleteCan An Idiot Like Trump Be Complete
With Trump, you never know where to begin
Is he pulling our leg with a big bargain
With all of his...
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Categories:
pulling your leg, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Cooking Comes Naturally To MeCooking comes very naturally to me
Why I can boil water and even pour tea
Ask me to toss salad and, whoosh--one, two, three
...
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Categories:
pulling your leg, confidence, food, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse