Best Pet Poems
The Closer I Am - Loss of a Pet -Sometimes I think
I wish my heart was made of stone.
That I never loved
and the world would just leave me alone,
because it seems,
when one passes on, the other frets,
so the closer I am, the harder it gets.
The longer I live
the more heartbreak shatters my mind,
but life goes on,
and time hands me further love...
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Categories:
pets,
Form:
Verse
Teacher's PetAs I look back, it all seems funny now
Recalling all those awkward teen age years
I pushed the limits farther than allowed
Supposedly when young, we had no fears
Infatuation caught me with the blues
My heart was swollen by love's gentle sting
It was a crush that only left a bruise
Left by the diamond in her wedding ring
The first...
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Categories:
pet, crush, funny love, humorous,
Form:
Sonnet
Why Pa Ain'T Pet Sittin' No MoreWhile Ma was away, Pa lost Tweety
while pet-sittin’ for his friend Petey.
Then at dinnertime, Ma
said, “I’m so sorry, Pa,
but this bird I found ain’t very meaty!”
Another time, it was a frickin’
frog he lost. While pa was lickin’
his chops over dinner,
Ma beamed, “What a winner!
That frog I found tastes just like chickin.”
Another time “Hillbilly Jake”
Asked Pa...
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Categories:
pet, funny,
Form:
Limerick
My PetI went to Peru
And found a kangaroo
I tried to take him to a zoo
But then I found him in my room!
Now he's my pet
Jumping like a jet,
Oh how I regret
Ever taking him to my flat!...
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Categories:
pets,
Form:
Blank verse
Their Greater Sin - Pet HateTHEIR GREATER SIN
They call one who speaks for Liberty a Fascist
They claim man made end of world as a proven tenet
And to them ‘free’ means imprimatur to ravish
Expressed with many a ‘You know’ ‘It’s like’ and ‘Ennit!’
They proclaim themselves as ‘liberal’ though they favour
The hard politics of socialism central
With a strong taste of Marx in...
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Categories:
pet, language,
Form:
Sonnet
Fifteen Fabulous Felines PetA cacophony of cats in my life.
Not one or two, but fifteen!
Each,who along with joy,
brought sadness and strife!
All shapes and sizes with grand
and most loving personalities.
The Maine Koone was the smallest
of all.
Maxine was pedigreed and came
home as a present for my daughter
as a surprise, one fall.
My oldest cat,Luvey,lived to be
a sprightly twenty years...
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Categories:
pet, cat, love, memory,
Form:
Rhyme
Oscar 2002 To 2015Before I knew the day, the time
He’d die,
I came home to him,
My little smile, knowing he’d
Be there, he was always there
Always aware I was his
Defender, his reminder that
Some of us were willing to believe
In his war with intruders
Intruders who were often invisible
Yet, unmistakably real
Like the thunder he accepted
With trembling heart, fear concentrated
It seemed almost...
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Categories:
pet, animal, dog, friend, heartbreak,
Form:
Free verse
My Pet TigerMy Pet Tiger
I took my pet tiger to my doctor
Because it had a very bad day.
Now, my tiger’s depression is still there,
But my doctor has gone away.
...
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Categories:
humor, pets, tiger,
Form:
Rhyme
Pet My PetWell I love my little poodlab-shitziddle
Though His paws are really large and his legs are rather small
And his body's kind-a chubby 'round the middle
His hair is like it's crocheted to his body
But he's covered by some bangs both north and south
Which make his feeding time, for me quite awkward
"Cause, I'm not sure at what...
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Categories:
humor, pets,
Form:
Rhyme
Pet-Sit PanicsMost households have in USA pets
A hundred million cats and dogs
Other pet types include
Aquarium fish and bird
Most content in home environments.
I got discontent with a content cat
We turn to friends or neighbors
For help to short timer
Or to pet-care giver
All options, not optimal for each pet.
I became that short timer option
My friend wished to go to...
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Categories:
pet, funnyfriend,
Form:
Limerick
Old PetI remember a riding pony I had as a lad which was born blind. A filly she was born during an
Arkansas blizzard and we did not know that she was blind at first for we kept our horses in our
barn for several days because of the winter storm. We all had fallen in...
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Categories:
pet, friendshipwater, heaven, heaven, life,
Form:
Narrative
The Company of a PetA pet is part of the family
Whether it is a dog or cat
They are always there for you
When you are feeling sad
Or you are happy
Cat or dog
Company
For you
Loved...
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Categories:
pet, cat, dog, family, fun,
Form:
Nonet
Teacher's PetIn every class I’ve taken yet
There’s one who longs to be
A brown-nose, suck-up teacher’s pet
And man, it bothers me!
The one who always answers first
Or quickly volunteers
To hand out what must be dispersed
Ahead of all her peers.
The one who helps the teacher out
With every chore and mission;
Whose smiles are phony, there’s no doubt,
Just like a politician.
The...
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Categories:
pet, people,
Form:
Rhyme
My Pet SharkMy Pet Shark
I took my pet shark to the swimming pool
To help him learn to swim.
Now my swimming instructor’s missing,
No one has heard from him.
03/04/19
Contest 'Make me actually laugh'
by Nina Parmenter...
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Categories:
pet, humor,
Form:
Quatrain
A Pet MinichuMy lovely nanny goat
an unusual gift for my thirteenth birthday
shiny coat
Dad would milk her
I’d carry all the milk away
White fur
Cute pet
Loved to eat hay
wet
My lovely nanny goat
I’d carry all the milk away
Wet
*a true story I had a nanny goat 'Susie' for my 13th birthday, when we purchased her she was in kid and once...
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Categories:
pet, childhood,
Form:
Rhyme