Polka Dot Crazy

My uncle's polka dot bow-tie is markedly symbolic,
For he has been, throughout his life, a fervent spotaholic.
His patient wife, dear Dottie, with whom he is quite besotted
Will only buy him underpants if suitably bespotted!

Punctilious with spellings, it will come as no surprise,
That he delights to cross the T's and gaily dots the I's.
And even as a lad when bad concussion laid him low,
To see those spots before his eyes had minimised the blow!

So when he goes out walking with his pet dalmation,Spot
His coat aburst with polka dots, he doesn't care a jot!
I doubt he'll ever mend his ways for everybody knows
'A leopard cannot change his spots' - or so the saying goes!


18/01/19

'Polka dot poetry contest' : Sponsored by: Edward Ibeh
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Alex Avatar
June 24, 2021 at 12:55 AM
Congratulations!
Radice Avatar
February 27, 2021 at 6:31 AM
Very clever Wendy. Congratulations.
Rodrigues Avatar
February 6, 2020 at 6:26 AM
Wendy, congrats on your humorous write!
Watson Avatar
February 26, 2021 at 1:24 AM
Thank you for the encouragement,Kim.
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February 5, 2020 at 2:47 PM
Wendy, congratulations on your first place win! David
Watson Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 3:39 PM
Thank you so much, David!
Watt Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 1:22 PM
This made me laugh out loud multiple times, Wendy. I love his pet dalmation, Spot, and your cute words "spotaholic" and "bespotted", all with rhyme and rhythm perfectly rendered. Congrats ~ John
Watson Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 3:38 PM
I'm so pleased it amused you, John! It was an unusual theme set by Edward Ibeh which created this character in my mind's eye!
La France Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 1:10 PM
Wendy, congratulations on your win in Brian's contest _Constance
Watson Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 1:12 PM
Thank you, Constance. I wonder what prompted Edward to run with this theme?
Kauffman Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 12:15 PM
Wendy, This is just delightful and so clever! Congratulations on your first place win.
Watson Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 1:10 PM
Thank you for your encouraging feedback, Sam.
Sands Avatar
January 22, 2019 at 5:59 PM
Congratulations for your win Wendy :)
Watson Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 4:04 AM
Thank you, Heidi.
Ibeh Avatar
January 22, 2019 at 5:16 PM
Congratulations on your win in my contest, Wendy!:) This is a fabulous piece!
Watson Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 4:04 AM
Thank you for the honour, Edward.
Pigeon Tart Avatar
January 22, 2019 at 1:55 PM
Ha! Fabulous!!! This should take top spot! ;) Good luck in the contest! xomo
Watson Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 4:04 AM
Ah - witty retort, Maureen!
Leiser Avatar
January 18, 2019 at 10:17 PM
Such a witty and creative poem, Wendy! I really enjoyed this one..good luck in the contest! :)
Watson Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 4:04 AM
I'm glad it hit the spot, Laura!
Leffanta Avatar
January 18, 2019 at 1:51 PM
That truly hits the spot! Bonne chance! Aloha! Rico
Watson Avatar
February 5, 2020 at 4:02 AM
Thanks, Rico.
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January 18, 2019 at 12:08 PM
Very cute, Wendy. Imagine a man with a polka dotted tie, coat and underwear out walking "Spot." Hilarious! Best wishes in the contest, Wendy. (I had a Dottie in mine too -- she's my sister-in-law.) Hugs, Carolyn
Watson Avatar
January 19, 2019 at 10:17 AM
I shall look forward to reading it, Carolyn. An unusual contest title but it's produced such wide-ranging and interesting responses.
Krutsinger Avatar
January 18, 2019 at 11:06 AM
"a fervent spotaholic." - LOVE the whole poem, but especially this word, Wendy.
Watson Avatar
January 19, 2019 at 10:16 AM
Well, poetic license and all that! I remember that polka dots were all the range in my 20s. Thank you for 'stopping by' to comment,Caren.
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