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Best Out To Lunch Poems

Below are the all-time best Out To Lunch poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of out to lunch poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Musings - Sucker Punched
I can't recall exactly when
Life swung and hit me on my chin
I"m ashamed to say, it knocked me cold
When I came to, I woke up...

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Categories: out to lunch, age, humor, life,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member SOCIAL CLIMBER
So you call yourself a rhymer,
you’re nothing but a social climber. 
I got better rhymes than you in my sleep.
If you come my way accept...

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© Alexis Y.  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: out to lunch, slam,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Waiting
              
W A I T I N G.

************************

Seems as if I have...

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Categories: out to lunch, introspection,
Form: Prose Poetry
A euphemistic dinner conversation on idioms
Avoiding the unpleasantries of the Barbarians At The Gate                ...

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© John Beam  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: out to lunch, allegory, humorous, political, satire, spoken word,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Long Shadows
He waited 
Under fluorescent lighting
The kind that highlighted
His salt and pepper hair
It was almost 5:30
Quitting time 
But he didn’t have to worry about that anymore
Today...

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Categories: out to lunch, life, time, time,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member What a Snafu
This happens when you have no extra time-
There you stand in the queue
Patiently, you wait
There’re two ahead of you--
You’re so close to the gate
You watch...

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Categories: out to lunch, angst,
Form: Grook
Premium Member Inundated Not Liberated
Inundated Not Liberated


AT 15 Is your mind closed for the season-
Or are you just "OUT TO LUNCH"
IF YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU'VE
HEARD you HAVE NOTHING ELSE...

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Categories: out to lunch, abuse, africa, betrayal, clothes,
Form: Verse



On the death of Mohammed Ali, three clerihews
The man was a legend.  

So farewell, Cassius Clay, Ali
You knocked out a bit of poetry
That butterfly one sure packed a sting
And well done...

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Categories: out to lunch, death, hero, humor, loss, poetry, sports,
Form: Clerihew
Martians Looking For Work
       Martians Looking For Work

I’m not insane!  Martians scream out to be released
My boss does not believe me
He’s...

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Categories: out to lunch, fun, imagination, immigration, jobs,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A First Date
A First Date


They met at church and chatted for a while,
and the next day, he told her on the phone,
"I'd like to take you out...

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Categories: out to lunch, confusion, funny,
Form: Sonnet
What Is Wrong With Jessica
There is nothing wrong with Jessica
I don't know any Jessica
If I did she would be smart and smell like flowers
You know, the living ones with...

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Categories: out to lunch, absence, appreciation, care, confusion, identity, image,
Form: Free verse
Black Sheep Will Shine
(Intro)
I'll remember you, You'll remember me

life is like grains of sand
falling down from your hand
rolling on toe to tide 
like an endless wave on an...

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Categories: out to lunch, encouraging, song, uplifting,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member When you have MS
When you have MS, you just never know
You may have bad days, that’s how it can go.

Sometimes I will stumble, or take a fall
Things move...

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Categories: out to lunch, family, funny, health, lifeme,
Form: Rhyme
My Mommy
My mommy has elmos laugh.
She is a part of the riverside staff.

My mother is really short.
Baketball is her favorite sport.

Peanut is my mothers nickname.
In basketball...

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Categories: out to lunch, motherlove, me,
Form: Couplet
We Understand Each Other
We winter down south in Arizona
We stay down there six months cause we wantta 
My friend Bob is about six miles away
And often we’d get...

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Categories: out to lunch, friendship, together,
Form: Quatrain
The Mourning After The Night Before

“Knock, knock” “Who’s there?”  I haven’t a clue
What day is it? Who’s at my door?
“Here is some breakfast I made just for you”
Says some...

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Categories: out to lunch, drink, friendship, fun, humor, morning, new
Form: Rhyme
pg 13 psycho chick
this chick i met at the store one day trying to sell me a jar or raspberry jam.
She said i looked familar.I said she looked...

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Categories: out to lunch, crazy, farewell, fun, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Free verse
I Pity the Poor Protester - A Song
I Pity the Poor Protester 
as he tries to make his case 
discredited at every turn 
by the ones who run this place 
now he’s...

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© Art Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: out to lunch, social, song-words,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Mind My Heart
Mind and heart miles apart
Heart wishes to be close to you
Mind doesn't know what to do
Pain is still fresh in my mind
Heart wishes to just...

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Categories: out to lunch, absence, care, change, conflict, youth,
Form: I do not know?
The Waiting Room
I wonder why...
I must sit still and wait
for the Doctor to come in
when I got here so late.

If I'd been on time,
would I have see...

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Categories: out to lunch, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Out of Sync
I missed the morning wake-up call
The clock alarm, I snoozed right through
I missed the bus rolling past the mall,
that was to take me to my...

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Categories: out to lunch, angst, blue, perspective, stress,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Fopdoodle sonnet
A FOPDOODLE SONNET
Hello y'all,
no more cherry-picking
and double speak,
it just ain't right !

Say,dude,
are you out to lunch?
your dialect 
is pure music!

Fair dinkum though,
strine it is not,
nor...

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Categories: out to lunch, history
Form: Sonnet
Medieval Knievel and Houdini
Back in the 14th century
there was a brash young English lad,
who always got his kicks
from doing something bad,

Getting tired of being reprimanded,
and his life not...

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Categories: out to lunch, adventure, england, humor, silly,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Wilde Oscar


“Some cause happiness wherever they go
Others whenever they go”
One of Oscar Wilde's famous quotes
Would have been a great man to know

“Always forgive your enemies
Nothing annoys...

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Categories: out to lunch, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Missing This Kid
I sometimes miss
When I was a kid
And all the crazy things
That I always did

As it's awfully hard
To get used to this
Playing the old fart part
Like...

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Categories: out to lunch, childhood, life, old,
Form: Rhyme